Friday, December 11, 2020

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Hey y'all, I got on late and I'm super tired, so I'm just gonna talk about Macbeth the play for a hot sec then end early.

Okay so Macbeth.

Lord Macbeth is told he'll be king by 3 witches, but he's loyal to the King Duncan. Lord tells his wife, Lady Macbeth, the prophesy and that maybe he should kill the king. Lady goes "huh, yeah, you should kill him" and Macbeth goes "but that's kinda mean...." and Lady goes "coward. Unmanly" and he goes "eXCUSE ME?!?!" and she goes "ya basic. I'd kill my baby if I swore I would, and yet you say you'll kill him then change your heart" and he goes "fine, I'll kill him" and she goes "wonderful! Here's how we'll do it".

Lady plays perfect hostess, then Macbeth kills the King and lies evidence out to frame the king's 2 servants. Lady tells him to go clean up and then pretend like nothing's happened. Some lords come to the castle and are like "yo, where's Duncan?" and Macbeth is like "I'll show you to his room" and they're like "thanks" then Macbeth leads them to Duncan and one goes in then comes screaming out and yells "the king has been murdered!" and Macbeth's all like "really?" and goes in. Lady shows up and is like "what's going on?" and the lords are like "oh you poor woman, don't go in lest your heart die from fright" and then Macbeth's like "the king is dead" and she goes "no really? Shame." Macbeth kills the 2 framed servants because they "committed treason" then is crowned king because Duncan's sons skip off to the UK.

Macbeth has his previous best friend killed (his kids were going to be king after Macbeth according to prophesy) so best friend is dead but his son runs away so yeah. Macbeth starts seeing hallucinations from guilt, the lords are like "yo this dude's got issues" and Lady's like "oh he's fine" and we cut to one of the princes in England who's talking to McDuff and Prince goes "yo Macbeth sucks" and McDuff's like "yeah dude, you'd make a better king" and prince goes "oh nah, you see I'm like, super horny for women, I'm be worse than Macbeth" and McDuff goes "nahhhhhhhhhhhhh, being horny isn't that bad" and prince goes "I do every sin in hell" and McDuff goes "oh Jesus you're the worst person besides Macbeth!" Then Prince goes "ha ha, just joking, wanna raise an army to fight Macbeth?" and McDuff's like "yeah sure, let's go."

Macbeth goes back to the 3 witches and goes "I'm scared" and the witches go "listen to these apparitions" and he goes "okay". Ghost-but-not-ghost 1 says "until these woods get up and move, you can't be defeated" and Macbeth's like "yay" and then ghost-but-not-ghost 2 says "you can't be killed by any man born of a woman" and Macbeth's like "that's awesome" and then ghost-but-not-ghost 3 says "your dead best friend's male kids will rule Scotland and other countries for generations" and Macbeth's like "not cool man" then everyone disappears. And Macbeth's like "ah well, guess I'm INDESTRUCTIBLE NOW" and kills McDuff's entire family.

Prince and McDuff plus army move towards castle and Prince goes "yo men, grab a branch of these woods and hold it as we approach, so no one can tell how many we are" and they're like "okay". Meanwhile in the castle, Lady just killed herself and Macbeth's like "eh, she was gonna die anyway" then he sees the "woods" moving toward him and he's like "oh shit." Bunch of fighting goes down, then McDuff appears and goes "hello, my name is McDuff, you killed my family, prepare to die" and Macbeth's like "ha! Can't kill me!" and McDuff's like "ha! I was born via C-section bitch!" and chops off Macbeth's head. They crown Prince the new King and that's the end.

I should do a YouTube series.

Stay safe kiddos and remember to take care of yourself!

Love you all <3<3<3

~Ink