- The gods created Enkidu to divert Gilgamesh's superhuman energies, but that didn't go so well because shortly after that, he's lured away by a prostitute.

- The prostitute pulls a Captain Falcon and says "Show me your moves", then tells Enkidu to check out Uruk to find Gilgamesh

- Uruk isn't the same as Ryuk, remember that.

- The Deep aka W is for anywhere or anytime at all, down here in deep blue seaaaa!

- If you mixed all types of foundation together, what color would you get?

" Shazam got wisdom!" "Is it secret? Is it safe?!" Good Ol' Gandalf the Grey.

- He grew weary on the road, then collapsed on the streets, and gets mud on his pants

- Its an iPad! Its an iPod! No everyone, its the tablet of stone!

- Rumbling, Rumbling, it's coming. Rumbling rumbling, Beware!!!! Coming for youuuu!

- Why take the stainway, when there's a highway to hell?
- I feel like Ishtars favorite sonss are Don't Tell 'Em, S&M, and Lollipop

- Not even the copy-ninja himself could copy a king like that!

- If I lose it all, outside the wall, live to die another day! I don't want anything, I just need toooo...Beware!!!

- Join the survey corps! We promise you're not canon fodder! Ok big bad wolf, watch out!

- I mean, I don't usually eat bricks, but do you I guess. New Year, New Me!

- I wonder what the dimensions are for a square mile?Could you use measuring tape?

- Ooo is that pottery or for sculpter? Because I can't tell them apart.

- I wish a half of my braincells woud expand too! Yay Ishtar! Get it queen!

- So, a flower pot before there were flower pots? Bronze Medal for #3!

- Omg is it story times Let's goooo! Read more read!
- Forget the rest of these lousy kings! I'm heroic in stature!

- Lol its literally Benkei: Dark Bull Red Horn Uppercut!

- The founding fathers for Cardfight Vanguard: Stand up, the Vanguardo!

- He means that he's going for the back right? Yeah I think I'll stop now

- So it's Kaneshiro's Palace, with some actually good security?

- Wait, they had Tsunamis back then?

- Eagle Smashing Claw! Back when Tsubasa was cool and not crazy TwT

- Looks like Benkei's back with good ol' Gilly by his side

- Ok now I'm confused in more ways then one. Sooo, I think that's enough reading for today!