'Ding'
My phone rings. Phil answered me!! He says "Hi Dan!" Wait how did he know it was me I never said anything. "How did you know it was me?" I send hoping it won't be interpreted wrong.
'Ding'
I guess he answered me. "I can always tell it's you" I think that's supposed to be flirty but it sounds a little creepy. I just answer, "Oh yes, of course" rolling my eyes I press send. "Are you calling me a LIER, Dan?" I chuckle. "Maybe"
"How rude!"
"Are you quoting 'Full House'?"
"Maybe"
"Great, brilliant."
"Dan, I might hate the answer but, are you single?"
"If I am don't you have to make sure I like boys too?"
"No, I could tell you like boys when you were staring at me for a full 5 minutes."
"Oh. Well, if you must know I am single."
"That means I have a chance ;)"
"It does?" I snicker.
"Well of course it does. I didn't say a big chance, just a chance" I smile realizing he's not a total fuckboy.
"Nice logic, Phil"
"I got to go Daniel, I apologize."
"Bye Phil"
"Goodbye"
"See you at the café" I text panicked that maybe the last words work on text, and I don't feel like Phil should die young, or that I should.
"Yes you will Dan"
I sigh with relief. These stupid last words have ruined me.

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