Come with me, don't you worry
I'm gonna make you crazy
I'll give you the time of your life
♪
janet jackson - that's the way love goes

Tuesday 7th of June, 4pm

Have you a relationship?

With who?

With a girl or a boy.

As what?

As a couple.

Not yet.

Have you a relationship?

Yes.

And who is the guy who must take all these rude comments during sex?

Ew. Don't think like that.

So you are a virgin?

No, a german.

You are kidding with me, right?

Yep.

So, who is the 'lucky' guy?

Not you, obviously.

It's Tatum.

Can I have a picture of him?

Why?

Because I am curious.

Sure, that you are not Sirius? Sirius Black?

Sure.

Okay, wait a sec.

I have time.

I know.

Me:

Oh my fucking god.

What? So terrible?

No no.

I never thought, that your boyfriend is so hot.

I don't know. He's pretty stereotypical.

What do you mean?

I mean that he is the typical wanna-be-bad-boy. 

Oh. Well, I guess in some points you're right. 

Now you can know it. I'm gay.

What you're not saying.

You are fine with it?

Yes, why not.

Okay, cool.