so i'm at a hotel and we were getting our stuff together to leave and then this group of ten year old boys jump down the hall, all wearing baseball caps that said "old school" and looking like jacob sartorius's best friends.

i was already cringing while they were doing that handshake where you wiggle your fingers with the other person (looks like the lesbian secret code but whatever).

then one of them says, "yeah, i caught the baseball with my bare hand cause i'm so savage"

i gave them a look of disgust while the others were cheering him on, and they all of a sudden looked to me with 100% seriousness like they were in cult or some shit. one of them actually cracked their knuckles like wTF.

then, my grandma (who i'm staying in a hotel with), turns to me and says, "what's wrong audrey? do you recognize them?"

FUCK.

i'm done guys.

just gonna let y'all know that.

sorry illinois, but this is not what we bout to do.

-audrey