CHAPTER I ... las cucarachas ... the roaches.

WE SETTLE OVER A BARREN DESERT LAND , SPOTTING A BURLY MAN. OUR STORYTELLER , ESTRANGED FROM HIS OWN SECTOR , NOW WANDERS THE SANDY MOUNTAINS ALONE WITH A VOICE WHO'S HAS POWERFUL HAS THE WINDS THAT BLOW ONE AROUND AND THE BULLETS THAT PIERCE THE FLESH OF EITHER PARTY.

"wattpad is now divided into sectors."

His mighty voice explained, bulky frame stepping forward to point at the warland.

"The gays. We call them Roaches, are the first sector. They live free and attack all those whom hurt their own. They care for one another deeply."

He hummed thoughtfully, turning to the viewers has he explained the land.

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"I see." The woman on the left frowned, features marred with disgust. "Then we, the mighty people of CheetoheadLand, must do what is right and annihilate them."

She turned towards the old man behind her. "Send in the troops. Operation ITGOESAGAINSTWHATIVEBEENTAUGHT must be enacted immediately."

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A 6O-something-freak gestured at one of the Roaches, Hollyhockfang. "You can take all of _them_, but not that one," she says decisively. "That one has underappreciated talent and I want to keep him ❤️ ❤️ 💋 ." Then she added, "(≧ᗜ≦)."

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Meanwhile, the aforementioned Roaches were at the Discord, their main headquarters. They were surprisingly not plotting the evil demise of the people of CheetoheadLand. In fact, most of them are chilling and doing their own things.

The door burst open, a panting figure behind it. It was one of the Roaches' member, Noah. "Gays!" He exclaimed, out of breath. "The homophobic Trump supporters are plotting against us again!"

Eddie, one of the oldies, stood up with surprise, before decisiveness took over his features. He needed to be calm and collected in order to defeat the bigots. "So, the Spartan person is plotting against one us again? This can't be any good."

He turned towards Moth, who was working on a sketch. "Let's draw out our plan."

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And, so, protective over his gang and his beloved spouse, soda, Eddie, affectionately referred to has Unc, and the Roaches valiantly plotted how to defeat the evil people of Cheetoheadland and keep one of their best, Hollyhockfang, safe from the rival sector...the real question was whether they'd succeed or not.

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