LEADER. 

"Uncle" Edwin.

genderfluid. old. married to deputy, SODA. 

— the gentle leader who's often a bit too distractible. eddie is often blunt and protective of his gang-mates. a fan of big trucks, good food, sleeping in and being around friends. 

⤷ @downstairsneighbor

DEPUTY. 

Soda. 

she.her.hers. probably old. married to LEADER, EDDIE. 

— just your typical girlboss doing what a girlboss does. always reminds edwin she's technically more in charge than she is. disappears and comes back sporadically. definitely batman and spiderman simultaneously. 

⤷ @sod4pop_

LEAD ARTIST AND RATION EXPERT. 

Diino. 

he.him.his or they.them.theirs. internally very old. 

— known for being overworked and a fan of GIFS, Diino is in charge of the gangs automatic Minecraft chicken farm. he also draws weapons for the gang. has the gangs mascot, Liam, has their pet. 

⤷ @lostdiino-

ARTIST II. 

Moth or Mud. 

he.they. irish thing number one. refers to ASTER has piscín.

— known for popping up out of nowhere and asking for jokes, frequently bullied by EDDIE for being white and not having any seasoning or cultural taste, but they maintain a somewhat healthy dynamic. very close to the gangs ROBLOX SPY, ASTER. 

⤷ @muddypawss-

ARTIST III and ROBLOX SPY.

aster. 

she/they. irish thing number two. refers to MOTH / MUD has piscín. 

— spies on the evil people of cheetohheadland through roblox games and also draws the gangs weapons. very close to MUD / MOTH and are frequently referred to has leprechauns together. probably scared of lucky charms cereal, which is made from sucking the soul out of Irish people and turning them to marketable marshmallow cereal. 

⤷ @bluebirdd-

MESSENGER DOG THING. 

noah. 

he.him.his. weird lab dog creature that eddie randomly pats on the head.

— known for randomly barking and slobbering against one, noah is a valued member of the gang who's known for quickly skittering across the desert like a sort of skin walker. might be a bit freaky at times but is genuinely loved. just don't get near him at night; i'm pretty sure he unzips the dog suit and turns into a skinless human thing. 

⤷ @vertigobonezz-png

LEAD CHARACTER SMITH. 

hollyhock / holly. 

he.him.his. probably high right now. has an army of characters. old.

— probably the oldest roach, holly has been targeted by a woman by the name of wendy from the creepymoji sector while the others were busy attacking the evil spartan. the oldest. is a bit behind on the lore of THE LAND OF ALL, but generally tries his best. a good man targeted by evil people. did i mention he's old? he's a good old man. 

⤷ @hollyhockfang

SECONDARY CHARACTER SMITH. 

blue / blueberry. 

any pronouns. im blue dabadebadabea. also has an army of characters. frequently harassed by a pirate. 

— known for being fairly relaxed and easygoing, created a pirate character that frequently harnesses them with unnecessary chatter. rides a giant floating pirate ship and has recently caught onto using pirate slang themselves. closest to holly and tried warning him of the creepymoji targets, but he was merely too off his rocker 😔

⤷ @blueberrygaze

THE LOST ONES. 

i. joelle. 

any pronouns. dead. missed a lot by eddie and the others. 

— do you have to let it linger? probably would've loved being here 

ii. reed. 

they/them. dead. missed a lot by eddie and the others. 

— would've probably pointed out any grammatical errors i made writing this. 

moment of silence and a quiet song for the lost ones:

"How I lost my best friend
The frost, it looks
Like we've been left in the attic
But you're not here to seeIt's just witness-less me..."

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