it upsets me to ruin the perfect 100 chapters but this is important

last year i uploaded a chapter called "The Oracle Has Spoken" where i made some predictions or whatever for 2015, and i was totally joking about lots of them

but just a few came true

i wanted to give man buns and the daddy kink more recognition, and hey, those were the most popular things in 2015 wowowow

i also said that we should all try to fix up america a bit, and then same-sex marriage became legalized nationwide, which was great, and i happily cried about it

thanks guys, you're great, join me in my other creative ramble book "brain pain" for more shenanigans and crap poems

HAPPY 2016 YOU LITTLE GRAPE BABIES