I recently have been reading a ton of teacher/student fanfiction. Like, not even reading, more so hardcore blazing through as many as I can find.

Then I remembered this time I accidentally made googly eyes at my chemistry teacher.

I have been feeling sick to the stomach about this for ten minutes and I need to tell someone about this so I can feel better ugh it'S SO EMBARRASSING

Let me just tell you about my chemistry teacher for a sec okay

1) Total dork

2) Master of lame jokes

3) Family man

4) GETS SUPER EXCITED + YELLS ABOUT CHEMISTRY

5) Blasts great music before (and sometimes during) class

When I say great music, I mean like Coldplay and One Republic and Keanne and Linkin Park and REALLY NICE MUSIC

So one day I was sitting down getting all my shit together when

boom

My boy James Blunt starts playing

And I suddenly stop and my heart starts racing bc THAT'S MY BOY JAMES BLUNT

And I look up to see that my teacher is singing

every

single

fucking

word

My jaw drops

I am so happy

And I start mouthing the words

While leaning forward

And staring

At my chemistry teacher

And he's shuffling papers la la la getting ready for class la la la humming along "i saw ur face in a crouded place n i don't know what 2 do" and then HOLY

FUCKING

SHIT

HIS EYES

ARE ON ME

AND MY FACE IS SO

PLEASED

THERE IS NO GETTING OUT OF IT

MY CHIN IS RESTING IN MY HAND, I'M MOUTHING THE WORDS, I'M LEANING FORWARD, I'M GRINNING

I CAN'T JUST PLAY THIS ONE OFF AS ACCIDENTAL

SO I SNAP OUT OF IT,

AND SHAKE MY HEAD

AND STARE AT MY PERIODIC TABLE FOR THE FIRST TEN MINUTES OF CLASS

i have screamed many times during the writing of this chapter i hope you're happy

i cannot tell this story to my bros because my chemistry teacher is not conventionally handsome or buff or anything but nice and it's REALLY EMBARRASSING

i have a crush on ben fucking c so go figure

I'm not saying I have a crush on my chemistry teacher

But I will say that he looks really cute in a sweater

And really sexy

In a leather jacket

((it was homecoming week okay the theme was grease and everyone came as john travolta including the teachers fight me))

And I will admit that my mind wanders during his class

I'm failing chem

LOL IMAGINE IF HE WERE ONE OF MY FANS I WOULD IMPALE MYSELF I WOULD SWAN DIVE OFF A CLIFF I WOULD SMOTHER MYSELF I WOULD BREAK MY OWN NECK 

ahem i'm too horny for my own good heyooooo