(A/N I have no memory of writing this chapter but it was there so I edited it and got rid of some things that were too weird...it's still kinda weird tbh)

~John~
I woke up shirtless with my arms around someone I didn't know.

Shit...what did I do last night?

I freaked out until I realized I remembered this guy.

Oh this is our new roommate. What's his name again? Oh yeah! Alexander!

He started waking up so I pretended I was asleep.

"Jackie are you--oh nevermind."

Yes! It worked! Wait did he call me Jackie? Awe.

"He looks cute when he's asleep...I'm straight though! Is he blushing? Can you blush when your asleep? If you can why would he blush?"

Fuck.

"I guess it doesn't matter...what time is it? Oh it's time to wake up...John wake up." Alex said. "Come on we need to get to class. John if you don't wake up I'm going to dump cold water on you and drag you to class half naked."

"I'm up no need to give me hypothermia." I faked being tired.

"Ok then get ready. Oh you might want to take some acting classes by the way." Alex got up and went to take a shower in the bathroom.

I sat outside the bathroom and waited for him to come out so I could take a shower.

"Go take a shower, stinky face." Alex walked out in nothing but a towel.

"O-ok." I blushed and quickly ran into the bathroom so he couldn't see it.

Get your shit together, John! He's straight anyways...

~Le time skip~

~Alexander~
Classes ended for the day which means the guys are gonna show me around town.

"Alex! It's time to get dru--I mean show you around!" Hercules shouted.

"Herc, don't tell him! Mon ami, let's go!"

"Don't tell me what?" I asked. "Jac--I mean John what are they talking about?"

"I dunno...um you can call me Jack if you want."

"Oh...ok! Let's go!"

They showed me around town for a bit until we came to a bar.

"Alex follow me." Hercules dragged me inside the bar.

"Why are we going in here?" I asked.

"Because what better way to get to know someone, mon ami! After all, a drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts."

"I'm not getting drunk." I told Lafayette.

"Please, mon ami?"

"I will have a drink. One drink. A singular drink. A drink with no friends. A lonely drink. You get the idea."

"Mon ami!" Lafayette whined.

"No. I'm gonna have to drag your drunk asses home."

John giggled. He already had a second pint. "Here, Lexi!" He handed me a drink.

"Lexi?" I took the drink.

"It's your nick name!"

"Jack...are you drunk already?" I asked.

John giggled. "Nooo..." He was obviously a lightweight.

I sighed. "Whatever." I looked over and saw Hercules chugging down about 4 pints and Lafayette cheering him on.

"Va mon amour!"
(Go my love!)

"So are they together or..?" I asked.

John giggled. "No, but they should." He gasped. "I have an idea!"

"What is it?"

"We should be gay together!"

"Um...no."

"Aw why not?"

"You're drunk."

"Only a little!" John wrapped his arms around my waist.

"W-what are you doing?"

"Kissing you, obviously. You're really stupid sometimes." He leaned down and I froze.

Hercules and Lafayette came over to us and Hercules cat called us. "Already kissing? Wow John you sure move fast!"

"Alexandre est tellement amoureux de lui! Je devrais tout leur dire en anglais."
(Alexander is so in love with him! I should tell them all in English.)

"Lafayette if you say anything close to that in English I will stab you with a spork." I threatened as I got out of John's arms and turned to face Lafayette.

Lafayette giggled. "Alors tu l'aimes! Je le savais!"
(So you do love him! I knew it!)

"I-i do n-not!" I felt my face heat up.

"Are you flirting with my Alex in French?" John glared at Lafayette and pulled me into a hug from behind. "You have Herc, Alex is mine."

"Ok ok, I'll leave you two alone. Mon amour, let's go." Lafayette pulled Hercules into the restroom.

The next guy that walked in rushed out looking very traumatized.

John sat down on a stool and pulled me onto his lap. "You should have another pint." He handed me another pint before nuzzling his face in the crook of my neck.

"O-ok." I took a sip.

~Another time skip~

~Washington~
My phone dinged and I saw I had a text from Mulligan.

M: you rwmember alex right

W: yeah, he seems like a good kid. Responsible, hardworking, dedicated, and everything I look for in a student. Except for his temper

M: well alex isn't such a good boi when he's drynk

W: what do you mean? Did you get him drunk? Is he ok? Are you drunk?

M: he sewms more then ok ;) [1 image attached] (A/N just imagine them in modern clothes)

W: how many drinks did you give my son?

M: I'M NPT UR SON!!!!

W: ???

M: TGIS IS ALRX WHO IS NOT UR SON AND WHO ALSO KISDED JOHN AND HE IS SO FUVKING HPT LIKE I COYLD FLCK HIM RUGHT NOW

W: how many rounds have you had?

M: IDK BYT DID U KNOW TJAT JOHN ID HOT

W: yes I know...I'm sending Jefferson to pick you up.

M:WHO'S THWT? HE SOINDS LIKE A BITCH I WDNNA PUCH HIM. AND JIHN IS MINE BACK OFF BITCH

W: don't punch Jefferson.

M: whu nit he's a bitvh

W: who haven't met him. Be nice.

M: yes daddy

W: what?

M: bye bue!

~Jefferson~
I got a text from Washington so I check my phone.

W: can you pick Laurens, Lafayette, Mulligan, and Hamilton, the new kid, up from the bar? Laurens, Lafayette, and Mulligan got Hamilton drunk and now they don't have a way home.

J: why me

W: because I told you to

J: I don't want to

W: I'll give you extra credit and I'll let you move your seat next to Madison

J: really

W: yes

J: fine I'll do it

W: thank you

I went out to my car and and then drove to the bar.

I walked in and Lafayette immediately jumped on me.

"Mon ami!"

"Get off me and help me find the others."

He went to Mulligan and brought him to me.

"Ok now help me find Laurens and Hamilton."

"Non! You find them. I'll spend time with mon amour."

I sighed. "Fine, you too go in the car and I'll find Laurens and Hamilton."

"Oui, they should be together!" Lafayette dragged Mulligan into my car and they started making out.

"Ugh ew." I looked around for Laurens and found him pushing a guy against the wall and kissing him. I walked over to them. "Laurens stop shoving your tongue down that poor guy's throat."

Laurens reluctantly turned around to me and I got to see the guy's face.

I guess he's a little cute. Isn't he in a bunch of my classes?

"Hi Jesserfon. Bye Jesserfon." Laurens quickly went back to kissing the guy.

"Ugh Laurens, come on! We need to find Hamilton and I don't know what he looks like."

Laurens pulled away again. "That's--"

"That's me! Now go away so I can kiss Jackie." Hamilton pulled Laurens in again.

"You guys are worse then Lafayette and Mulligan."

"What part of go away do you not understand?" Hamilton flipped me off and Laurens giggled.

"Come on, you guys can fuck when you're sober."

"But I wanna fuck him now!" Hamilton whined.

"To bad. Get in the car." I dragged them into the car where Lafayette and Mulligan were both shirtless. "Put your shirts back on!"

"You ruin all the fun." Mulligan complained.

"Laurens in the front seat, Hamilton between those two." I told them.

"NON!" Lafayette screeched while the rest shouted, "No!"

I sighed. "Then what do you want me to do? There's only 3 seats in the back."

"I could sit on Jackie's lap!"

"Yes! Alex should do that!"

"No that would get me arrested."

"Pleeeeaaaaasssssseeeeee?" Laurens and Hamilton whined at the same time.

"Fine! Just shut up. And sit in the back, there's tinted windows back there so the cops won't see you sitting on his lap." I got in the drivers seat while Laurens sat down and Hamilton sat on Laurens' lap.

Lafayette and Mulligan started making out again while Laurens kissed Hamilton's neck and Hamilton squirmed around.

"Ugh great." I mumbled. "No sex!"

"Aw! Why not?" Hamilton asked.

"Because I said so."

"But I wanna--" Hamilton gasped when Laurens kissed a spot on his neck.

I can't leave these guys alone, they'd probably all have a foursome together and then regret it in the morning. I'll bring them all to their apartment and watch them.

We finally got to their apartment and I dragged them all inside. "Go to sleep, I'll sleep on the couch."

"I'll sleep with John on his bed!" Hamilton said and John agreed immediately.

"Lafayette and I will sleep in my bed." Mulligan said.

"Fine...but no sex!" I said as I sat down on the couch

"No promises." Hamilton giggled.

"Go to bed or I'll tell Washington you're being bad."

"No! Don't tell dad!"

"What?" I asked.

"Nothing...don't tell him."

"Then go to bed."

Lafayette and Mulligan were already in Mulligan's room sleeping.

"I'm not tired!" Hamilton complained. Laurens whispered something in His ear. "Are you sure?" Laurens nodded. "Alright."

Hamilton went over to me and sat on my lap. "What are you--mm!" Hamilton kissed me. I pulled away from him. "Why did you kiss me?"

"Because you needed to shut up."

"Well don't kiss me again." Laurens sat next to me on the couch and I looked at him. "What do wa--mm!" Laurens kissed me with Hamilton still on my lap. I pulled away from Laurens after much refusal on his part. "Stop kissing me!"

Hamilton giggled. "It's funny when you're mad."

"No it's not! Now go to bed!"

After another hour or so of me trying to avoid being kissed by them, they finally tired themselves out and passed out on the floor. I carried them to Laurens's bed one at a time and then I slept on the couch.