(A/N Imagine that make-up on the baguette's face. If you read the last A/N you'll know who that is and if you didn't I just said that I'm using pics of mostly that guy for Lafayette's make-up.)

~Alexander Hamilton~
I walked into the small living room where my mom and dad were.

"I'm confused..." I told them

"About what, sweetie?" My mom asked.

"Well I was with some other kids and we saw a boy walk by and I told the other kids he looked pretty but they said it was weird...why?" I asked.

"Well some people don't like it when a boy has those kind of feelings for another boy." My mom answered.

"Oh...dad? Where are you going?"

"James? It's late out, where could you possibly be going?"

"Away...don't expect me to come back." My dad walked out.

"Mom why did dad say he won't come back?"

"He must be one of those people who doesn't like boys dating...I'll miss him but we don't need him, it'll be just you and me from now on." Mom started coughing after she said that.

"Mom? Mom!" I started crying. "Don't leave me mom!"

I turned to find help but instead found my cousin hanging himself.

"No!" Water started filling the room so I climbed up to the roof to get higher. "There's a storm!" It started to rain harder. "I-it's a h-hurricane!"

The wind swept me up and I began to fall off the roof. I was about to hit the ground when--

I woke up on a ship bunk drenched in sweat.

It was a dream, you're fine...the hurricane is over and you're on your way to New York City.

After I calmed down I went to the bow of the ship to see NYC approaching. As the ship got closer I got more excited.

~Washington~ (A/N #whoregaywashingmachine4prez)
I had got a letter a few days earlier about a young man named Alexander Hamilton who would be joining the college and had a few classes with me. I was at the docks waiting for him with the young men he'd be living with, John Laurens, Hercules Mulligan, and Marie-Joseph something something Lafayette. I saw the ship which I assumed he was on.

"That should be his ship." I said pointing at it.

"I can't wait to meet him!" Laurens slurred...is he drunk?

"Moi aussi! J'espère qu'il est gentil et pas un autre Jefferson..."
(Translation: Me too! I hope he's nice and not another Jefferson...)

"All I got was Jefferson." Mulligan said...is he also drunk?

"Yeah me too...oh the ship is here! Now how will we find him?"

"Maybe he'd go to the bar?"

"Or maybe he's the foreigner looking guy talking to...Burr! What's he doing here?"

"Oui! Nous devons le sauver avant qu'il ne fasse partie de leur gang!"
(Translation: Yes! We must save him before he becomes part of their gang!)

"Why are you talking about gangs?..you know what it doesn't matter, let's just go talk to him." Mulligan responded.

I walked over to Burr and, hopefully, Hamilton. "Hello, Burr! Hello son, would you happen to be Alexander Hamilton?"

"Don't call me son! But yeah that's me."

Laurens, Mulligan, and a million somethings Lafayette glared at Burr so he left.

"Oh, il est magnifique!"
(Oh, he's beautiful!)

"Merci monsieur..." Hamilton replied. (Thank you mr...)

"Tu parle français! Oh, pardon, je m'appelle Lafayette."
(You speak French! Oh, sorry, my name is Lafayette)

"My name is Alexander Hamilton and there's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait!"

"I'm George Washington, I'll be your homeroom, history, debate, and math teacher. These three young men will be living with you in a school provided apartment, I'll let Mulligan and Laurens introduce themselves and I assume Marie-Joseph Paul um..."

"Just call me Lafayette."

"I'm assuming Lafayette already introduced himself because I heard his name." I said and Lafayette nodded.

"I'm John Laurens in the place to be! I've have two pints of Sam Adams but I'm working on three!" (A/N I changed it a little so it made more sense)

"Wait what?" I asked.

"Brah!" Mulligan screamed scaring Hamilton and me. "I'm Hercules Mulligan! Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard your mother said 'come again?'" Mulligan, Lafayette, and Laurens all burst out in laughter.

Laurens and Mulligan were both obviously drunk and Lafayette was possibly drunk...or maybe not, I can't tell with him.

I sighed. "I told you guys not to drink before we came here."

"Monsieur, you can not expect us to not drink!"

"I'm too old to babysit, I should've just left you guys."

"Well we want to get to know Alex so you can leave." Laurens said.

"No I need to show him around and I already got a substitute teacher for all day."

"Well then why don't you take the day off, sir? These guys are drunk so it wouldn't be smart to leave them alone but, I don't think you want to watch them...I'll make sure they don't get into trouble." Hamilton is right and I do deserve a day off...

"I guess so...but call me if anything happens, all three of them have my phone number...I'll bring your bags to your dorm."

"Yes sir!" Mulligan saluted me and then giggled. (A/N imagine Herc acting like a soldier and then giggling like an 8 year old girl lol)

Alexander thanked me and handed me his two bags.

~Alexander~

After Washington left Lafayette wrapped his arms around me from behind. "Mon ami, have you ever had a how you say...threesome?

"Laf! Don't ask him that!" John pushed Lafayette off me and replaced him with himself.

"Aw little baby Jackie is jealous!" Hercules said.

"You're only 14 months older!" John defended himself but ignored the fact that Hercules said he was jealous. (A/N I changed it from 14 years because that would be a big difference and if it was 14 years Herc wouldn't be in collage)

"Anyways...have you ever had a threesome?" Hercules asked me.

"Yeah a few times..." I answered.

"Alors ... voulez-vous un autre?" (So...would you like another one?) Lafayette winked.

"Another threesome?...with wh--" I was interrupted by John.

"No he's fine!" John glared at Lafayette.

Hercules chuckled. "I guess that means I have you all to myself." Hercules and Lafayette kissed.

"Ew! Can you not? Watching you guys kiss is like watching my parents kiss." John scrunched his nose up.

Lafayette gasped. "Does that mean I'm your maman?! I always wanted to be a maman! And Herc can be your père! Herc we're parents!"
(Maman is mom/mommy and père is father)

I chuckled a little. "I hope you guys are still fun when you're sober...I'd hate if you were boring."

"Hmm...yeah..." John nuzzled his face into my neck.

"Are you tired, John? If you are then we can head back to the apartment." I said while Hercules and Lafayette made out.

"No I--" John yawned. "I wanna show you around."

"That can wait...you're about to fall asleep standing up."

"Fine I guess...but only if you'll cuddle with me!"

"Ok...let's go." I blushed a little.

No Alex! Think straight thoughts!

John dragged Hercules, well it was really just John pulling on Hercules' wrist and Hercules walking, and I started carrying Lafayette bridle style while following John.

"Non! Hercules, mon amour! Save me!"

"This is Herc's room." John pushed Hercules onto his bed and then showed me Lafayette's room. I put Lafayette on his bed but he just rushed to Hercules' room and jumped in bed with him.

"Mon amour! You didn't save me! How could you--oh...he's alseep..."
Lafayette cuddled with Herc. "Now, shoo! I need my beauty sleep!"

I laughed a little. "You sure do."

Lafayette just glared at me while John dragged me to his room. "Cuddles. Now."

"So demanding." I joked.

"I know what I want." John pulled me into his bed, after we took our shirts off since we were gonna sleep, and cuddled me while playing with my hair. "You're hair is soft."

"Uh thanks?"

I heard soft snoring and knew that John was asleep.