One: The time machine

Sometimes I question myself, why don't I make a time machine?

I mean, time machine would be hell lot difficult but on the bright side, its cool AF.

This one thought was produced when I was carpooling with my college friend, Hoor. We were coming back from college and we both were practically intoxicated by the amount of Coca Cola we had.

Hoor: "Imagine if we could make a time machine? Like the one in the movie called 'back to the future?'"

Me: "Oh yeah! That'd be totally cool! Like, imagine if we could go back in time- and oh! What if we make it and I want to go back in the 1950s?"

Hoor: "Then you'd have to surely make-"

Me (getting more excited): "And, and, I'll change the currency and make it the old one and buy loads of eating stuff!"

Hoor: "Fariha, you can't simply buy stuff. And where would you get the old currency from?"

Me: "The Habib bank of Pakistan, for sure! What world are you living in?!"

Hoor: "Oh yeah. And then you'd probably buy stuff and how would you dress up, anyways?"

Me: "Girl, its Pakistan we're talking about. We can get a simple cloth of Shalwar and Kameez and go!"

Hoor: "Then you'd tell them that you're from the future and that there will be very doggy-like, moron and clever politician that'd ruin the country?"

Me: "For sure! I'll tell them that an Asif Ali Zardari, a Nawaz Sharif, An Altaf Hussain or a Donald Trump would come and completely ruin the country. And Trump would ruin America. And that, not to let them born."

Hoor: "Then they'll totally believe you. Then you'll say Adios and you'll come back here in 2016."

Me: "Oh, yeah. Totally!"

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I'm so lame! Wasn't it funny, though? 😂👌

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