I'm a nasty person at times, okay.

I think we can all agree to it at some point.

So what happened?

One of my friends was coughing and she said, "Goodness, I hate coughing up sputum."

I laughed a little then I snapped my head to my sis, and she looked at me.

Sis asked me what lame thing is on my mind right now...

I grinned and told her that we could grab a vacuum cleaner and stick it out her mouth to suck all of the sputum in a heartbeat.

I smirked at my genius idea until my sister slapped my head.

My mother was staring at me in disbelief and she said, "We don't want her precious tongue in our vacuum cleaner, beta."

Then I knew how the stupid idea was.