Was I interesting enough in the summary for you to click here? Okay. So... Hey. My name's Alani and I'm an aspiring author. Uh... I'm currently working on a novel called Fink, and it'd be more than appreciated if you could go and give it a read. Give your thoughts and leave a vote, maybe? Hah. I shouldn't advertise my book in a place where I'll probably be trashing it.

Anyways!

Let me tell you about moi with this tag I found, where one simply has to state fifteen things about oneself. Here it goes:

1. I actually am still fourteen. However, I tell everyone I'm fifteen since my birthday is on May 23rd. Literally just around the corner.

2. I'm a bisexual bean, though I don't like to be labeled as one. I don't know if any of you understand, but yeah. I just like guys as much as I like girls... Okay, maybe I like girls a bit more, but that's it. No need to be calling me shit.

3. I'm actually a stubborn piece of shit with a tremendous potty mouth and a perverted personality. I act all polite and understandable in Wattpad just because. I mean, I ain't saying I'm not like that, but... I dunno. It's weird. I'm weird.

4. I did equestrian when young. Now, I'm playing basketball and am hoping to begin kickboxing. Maybe leave basketball for that? Still deciding, I guess.

5. I attend a psychologist and throw the darkest most self-deprecating jokes out there. :)

6. I'm a perfectionist with the things I enjoy doing. Take this book and it's forum, for example.

7. I'm Puerto Rican. And if you don't know who Puerto Rican people are, well, they're people that come from Puerto Rico. And if you don't know where Puerto Rico is located, I'm honestly #triggered.

8. My native language is Spanish, though I believe I dominate English more than I dominate my Spanish, pfft. I also know a little bit of Japanese thanks to anime and it's English subtitles.

9. I love watching anime and reading manga as much as I enjoy reading short stories, poems, novels and pretty much overall Japan.

10. I want to give myself a boy cut, wear definite tomboy clothes, have tattoos and piercings when older, and finally, be completely accepted by my family and friends.

11. The purpose of this book is to keep me in a content state. It's very difficult for me to express myself, and even though the Internet might just be the worst place to post this, I sincerely... Don't give a fuck.

12. I really want a girlfriend that's smaller than 5'2.

13. I don't really suffer depression, but it feels like I do. I really am on a constant psychological stress, though.

14. I have an incredibly dark and active imagination. And with it, I do hideous shit I call art! For example, this anime girl I did on my laptop today at my grandma's house while listening to Snail's House:

By the way, she isn't original! I don't really remember where I got the original art but, yeah.

15. Last but not least: I'll be giving now a small and adorable shoutout to three people I'm beginning to consider smol friends. These are: Pissed_Off_Ravenclaw ( the wife and the one who inspired me to do this ), xSnoWolfx ( my horror senpai ) and JustBelle1 ( my tiny ray of sunshine ).

Follow those peeps and make sure to check them out! As for this chapter... Yeah, I guess this is going to be end of it. ¡Hasta luego!