4- Glasses Problems

If you guys didn't know, I have glasses. These are the struggles that I, and maybe you, go through. Maybe they're relatable, maybe they aren't.

• When it's really cold outside and you walk into a building, your glasses fog up and you can't see crap.

• When you first get glasses, you carry around your case with the little cleaning rag and special spray; you'd never think of touching them with a t-shirt. By your second or so week with them, you don't care if you have to lick them to get them clean as long as you get that blasted smudge off.

• When people ask you if they can wear them. Like no. why.

• When people then proceed to take them by force and say the ever so generic line: "Omg you're so blind." They're not a fashion statement, idiot.

• It doesn't matter if you sit alone in an airtight, dust-proof room with your hands strapped to your sides, you will get a fingerprint smudge on your glasses. You just will.

• When ghosts lick your glasses when you're not looking and you're like how did this happen they were just sitting on my bed why.

• When you take you're glasses off and someone says "Wow you look so much better without them. You should try contacts."

• When you take off our glasses and someone make a dad joke and says "Oh hey, who are you? Where did you come from?"

• When you need glasses to find your glasses.

• When you go to see a movie in 3D and you have to balance the 3D glasses on your normal ones and if you move even a little, they'll collapse and you'll miss the best part.

• When your eyelashes hit your lenses. (I have really long eyelashes so this is my life.)

• When it's freaking freezing and you bury your face in your scarf, but when you breath, your glasses fog up and you stumble off the sidewalk because you can't see.

• When you're cooking and you so much as look at something that's steaming and go blind from fog.

• When it's raining and your glassed get all speckled with rain and fog up.

Glasses fog up a lot, if you couldn't tell.

I think that's all I can think of for now. These are just the ones that came to mind.

》Question of the Day《
Do you have glasses? If so, did you find this list relatable? Is there anything else you think I forgot to add?

Posted on 9/10/16

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