Rocky went down by Old Man River
And met up with Captain Kehoe
Rocky asked when will they deliver
Captain Kehoe said: "Tomorrow"

Then added: "After midnight"
The boat was a steerwheel diesel tow
It looked like business was tight
The farmers also wanted the cargo

They were ready to start a fight
Rocky refused to back out now
He remained firm and stood straight
He won't lose to them twice in a row

One of the 4 pig farmers was named Avril
The one who had punched Rocky's teeth in
Lackadaisy was at the bottom of the barrel
While the pig farmers were at it again

The first time was when they chased Rocky
And dragged him down at the train station
Rocky got tied up by Avery and Emery
While he received their undivided attention

Benjy yanked Rocky's tie down to the track
As Rocky loosened himself from the knot
Avril had pulled out a hammer and a tack
And nailed him down without a second thought

The 4 pig farmers had left him there
Fortunately for Rocky, he moved his tail
He got himself free with a second to spare
Before the train could leave a bloody trail

It was time to settle the quarrel
Rocky wouldn't stoop to their level
There was no point in being civil
With someone as stubborn as Avril

The quarrel was settled in Old Man River
The 4 pig farmers surrounded Rocky
Avril yanked Rocky's tie and gave him a shiner
That'll teach him to not be so cocky