HOW CAN GIRAFFES STAND ON THEIR TINY FEET? A QUESTION WE ALL ASK OURSELVES EVERY SINGLE DAY. BUT QUESTION NO MORE AS I EXPLAIN THE FEET OF A GIRAFFE.

A GIRRAFE'S FEET ARE MUCH SMALLER THAN ITS BODY AND ITS NECK.AND THE BODY IS HEAVER THAN THE FEET RIGHT? I THINK NOT! ONE MAY THINK THE GIRAFFE'S BODY IS MADE WITH FLESH AND OIL AND BLOOD AND GRASS AND MORE BLOOD,BUT THISE PEOPLE ARE WRONG. MY STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT CLOWNS AND EVIL PEOPLE MAKE BALLOON ANIMALS FILLED WITH AIR. THESE ANIMALS INCLUDE DOGS,SNAKES,WORMS AND GIRAFFES!

NOTICE HOW THE BODY OF AN AVERAGE GIRAFFE DOESNT MOVE.ONLY ITS HEAD AND LEGS DO. THIS LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THAT THE GIRAFFES BODY IS FILLED WITH AIR AND WILL POP ANY SECOND!

WHERE DOES THE FOOD GO THAT THE GIRAFFES EAT? THEY GO TO THEIR NEAREST RECYCLINH BIN AND SPIT IT OUT WHEN NOBODY IS LOOKING!INCREDIBLE!

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CACACACA!!
JOIN US ONCE AGAIN AS WE EXPLAIN THE SECRETS OF THE MODERN GIRAFFE.
WHY DO GIRAFFES HAVE SPOTS? THE REAL QUESTION IS-WHY DO YOU HAVE SPOTS? THIS IS SIMPLY BROWN CHICKEN POX. ONE CAN ONLY GET BROWN CHICKEN BY EATING ROTTEN AND BLOODY CHICKEN. AT LEAST THATS WHAT I LEARNED IN DOCTOR SCHOOL. BUT HOW CAN A GIRAFFE EAT A CHICKEN?

DURING THE NIGHT WHEN WE SLEEP,THE GIRAFFES PLOT THEIR EVIL PLANS TO STEAL OUR MONEY FROM THE BANK AND TO DEVOUR ALL THE CHICKENS IN THE WORLD. WE CANNOT STOP THEM BECAUSE THE CHICKENS WILL OVERPOPULATE AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD FIRST. WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO WAIT FOR WHAT THE GIRAFFES HAVE IN STORE FOR US.

BE SAFE. BE SMART. BE GIRAFFE.