Take these little meme-ish things while I'm working on the new book. Very short but I got chapters to proofread

Some small things to expect when dating the worlds greatest detective.

You: *just sitting on the sofa watching tv*
L, walking in with his phone full is screenshots of light talking shit: ok so you won't believe what this mother fucker just said to me
Also L: *flops into your lap like it's nothing* he really had the audacity, look I have screenshots.

You: *reading or something*
L: *crawls up into your lap* head pats plz

You: L FUCKING LAWLIET
L: oh god what have I done n- *turns to see you with the empty box of cookies he LEFT IN THE DAMN CUPBOARD*
Also L: I can explain-

L, walking in from the other room after talking to Light: *inhales*
You: you good?
L: FUCK.
You: what has he done now?

You, cuddling with him, gently rubbing his arm: *stops to grab something*
L, who you thought was asleep: did I say you could stop?
You: ok jeez

L: *watching you put on makeup*
You: hey can you pass the highlighter?
L: the what?
You: the sparkly shit you put on your cheeks.
L: oOoOhHh the sparkly shit-
You: thanks, and the concealer
L: In undeducted boy language please
You: the magic eyebag removal paint
L: oooOOOOHHHHH-

You: *trying to do something*
L, the second work is over: I demand ATTENTION-

You: L you're sick
L: no I'm not *proceeds to cough up lungs*

You: L there's a spider get rid of it
L: yeah ok I'm an adult I can do this
Spider: *moves*
L: eeeEEEEEEEEBHZISNEIEKW

L: what are you talking about? I'm not petty
You: L you refused to take a glass to the sink yesterday because Light was the one that told you to do it.

You, jokingly: were you dropped on your head as a child?
L: bold of to assume I was held
You: ...
L: ...
You: dude are you ok?
L: *single tear* no

L, wrapped up in all the blankets fast asleep: *is asleep*
You, shivering and trying to pull the blankets back: I don't want your freedom England, just your blaNKETS-

L: *says something creepy in his sleep*
You: *wakes up properly and screams*
L, immediately waking up: (Y/N)- WHAT- are you ok?
You, glaring at him for giving you a heart attack: *rolls over and turns away from him*
L: Wha- (y/n)?
You: go back to sleep L
L: WHAT DID I DO? WHAT DID I SAY-

L: *kicking you off the bed in his sleep*
You: ok England you can have your blanket just give me the damn bed.

L, taking one of your oversized hoodies from the clean laundry pile: Aw Ye girlfriend smell. Flowers and shit be nICE-

You: *minding your own business*
L: *puts his cold hands down your shirt*
You: LawliET-

L: I love you
You: I know you told me like five minutes ago, I love you too
L: yes but you're special because you actually love me back
You: ... You wanna talk about feelings?
L: maybe...

You, giving him cookies you made: here you go
L, not used to affection: really?
You: yeah
L: are those mine?
You: yeah
L: ... I would fucking die for you.

You: are you ok?
L, dissociating into the void: hold on I'm discovering my hands aren't real.

L: I wan tea
You: black tea?
L: yeth
You: 8 sugars?
L: yeth
You: with bickies on the side?
L: yeth
You: alright. Don't even need write this shit down anymore I just know.

You: *making cakes*
L: *watching*
You, sighing: yes you can lick the bowl afterwards
L: thank you.