Swapped

A/n: ah yes the body swap crack again. I had the DUMBEST fucking idea so I had to write it yet again. Enjoy this crackhead chapter.

Tossing and turning all night meant you didn't sleep very well, your back hurt for some reason. You felt wrong. Maybe you were getting sick or something? Whatever it was, it meant you were waking up earlier than your liking.

You opened your eyes to find yourself in an unfamiliar room, none of your posters were in the walls. Perhaps you fell asleep in someone else's room by accident. Confused, you sat up.

Something felt wrong. Your chest felt... lighter? And something just wasn't right about the feeling of your pants. You stood up, your back aching and stretched out your arms. You went to run your fingers through your hair when you felt something.

Your hair... it was shorter? And super thick. Now you were starting to freak out so you walked into the bathroom to see what the fuck was going on. And the second you saw your reflection you almost passed out on the spot.

That wasn't you.

That was L.

"What the-" you began, cutting yourself off at the shocking sound of a deep voice.

You just starred in shock, seeing L from your own eyes was so weird. You were taller, no boobs, no curves, different eyes, skin and hair.

"I'm L? Wait... I'm a boy?" You questioned.

You suddenly heard frantic knocking at the door. You figured it was the real L, having woken up in your body and panicked. You opened it, seeing your own body standing before you.

"Holy shit, that's so weird" you said.

"Yeah no kidding! I have your voice, and body! I'm a freaking girl!" L replied.

You pulled him inside, closing the door behind you.

"Wow am I really that small..." you mumbled to yourself.

"This is not the time to be thinking about height (y/n)!"

"Ok ok! Look- what are we going to do? I'm in your body, you're in mine... what are we gonna do about the taskforce? I don't know how to lead the investigation!"

"I don't know! Ugh, let's just... pretend to be each other. There's no way the taskforce would believe us anyway"

"Did you not just hear me? I can't lead the investigation! I don't know how!"

L thought for a moment, trying to figure out a way around the situation.

"Ok, I'll unplug the processors and then plug them back in when no one is looking. It'll take the day to set all the computers back up again. That'll give us time to fix this" he said.

He turned on his- your heels to leave when you grabbed his arm to stop him.

"Don't just leave looking like that! Brush my hair! Put on day clothes and... wait"

You reached out to grab your body, it was your body, you could touch it. You grabbed one of your breasts much to L's shock.

"Ah! What the-"

"Fuck I'm not wearing a bra..." you mumbled, letting go.

"You're not?" L replied.

"Nope, please put one on if you're going to be walking around as me"

"You think I know how?"

You sighed, grabbing your body by the arm and dragging L back to your room. You closed and locked the door, starting to dig through your drawers.

"Let me dress my body" you said.

"Sure..?" L replied.

You pulled out some clothes, turning to L who was looking very uncomfortable in your body. Not used to the weight on his chest and lack of... Uh... lower male anatomy.

"Alright close your eyes"

He gave you a confused look.

"You're not seeing my panties thank you very much. If I wanted you to see, I would have worn cuter ones"

"R-right" he stammered, his cheeks going a little red... well, your cheeks.

He closed your eyes, letting you undress your women body and re-dress it. You also brushed your hair while you were at it, making L look presentable in you body. You really didn't have to do much if you were in L's body, same clothes every day and no bras to worry about.

"Ok, this will have to do..." he said, looking at how you'd dressed him in the mirror.

"I have one rule for you. You can eat candy, you can do L things, but just don't sit all crouched in my body. Your back hurts like hell, please see a chiropractor. I'm not having you mess up my back too" you explained.

He sighed, annoyed but he understood why.

"Fine... please just don't eat any greens in my body. The taste lingers and I hate it. I can't stop you from making my body eat non sugary things but please just not greens" he replied.

"Deal, now lets just get today over with. Remember, you're (y/n), not L"

The two of you walked down to the monitor room, the taskforce not working yet as they were waiting for you. L sat at the computers, watching you pretend to be him as you addressed the taskforce good morning. As no one was looking he unplugged and quickly re-plugged the main chords, making all the computers reboot as he'd said before.

Your plan to pretend technical problems were happening worked as the taskforce were met with loading signs in the screen. So you, as L, told them to file all the recent documents by date.

That was one obstacle out of the way, now there was the obstacle of pretending to be L. Turning away from the taskforce to go sit down, you flopped into your chair and made a fatal mistake. Sitting with our legs folded over each other. Sure it was comfortable as a girl, but now you knew why boys didn't do it.

You immediately regretted it, you immediately remembered you didn't have girl anatomy now. You immediately had to stand up again in pain.

"Oh yeah... maybe don't sit like that or you'll crush everything..." L said.

"You tell me that NOW?!" You replied.

"I'm not so crazy for sitting curled up now am I?"

You gave him a glare and sat back down in the way he usually did. This time not hurting yourself.

You just tried to continue about your day as best as you could, getting your work done and trying to keep your mind off of being in the body of the worlds greatest detective. You didn't seem to have any of his memories, so it was just a body thing. Thank god, you didn't want to accidentally see something you didn't need to know. Then something else came up.

Misa walked downstairs and quietly walked up to what she thought was you, but was actually L. You glanced over, making sure to listen in on the conversation. 

"Hey... (y/n)" she said, keeping her voice down.

"Yeah?" L replied, pretending to be you.

"We kind of have an emergency..."

You immediately knew what that meant, but couldn't say anything.

"What is it?" L asked.

"My period started early and I didn't have any supplied, help"

You could practically see L's soul leave your body as he froze up and didn't know what to say.

"U-uh... that's bad?" He stammered.

"Do you have any spares?"

L glanced over at you for an answer and you discreetly nodded.

"Yes... they're..."

L glanced never again for further clarification. You thought for a second how to get the message across, then locking eyes with L and opening the top drawer slightly.

"...in my top drawer"

"Oh thank god, thanks girl" Misa sighed in relief, turning and rushing up to your room to steal some.

As soon as she left, L immediately buried his head in his hand in embarrassment. Making you laugh under your breath.

"Shut up... god I didn't need to know that..." He whined.

"Part of being a girl I'm afraid" you replied.

"I want my body back"

"Yeah so do I-"

You instantly had to shut your mouths when you saw Light walking over to you. He walked up to you, thinking you were L.

"Hey L, can I talk to you" he asked.

You glanced over at L, who shrugged, not knowing what he wanted.

"Sure?" You said, getting up and following him.

He stopped in the hallways and turned to face you.

"So, have you told her yet?" He asked.

"Told... Huh?"

"(Y/n). Have you told her?"

Now your interest was peaked. L had something to tell you? What was it? Were you in trouble?

"No..?" You replied.

"God you're hopeless. She'd never going to know if you don't just tell her already" Light replied.

You gave him an impulsive confused look.

"You have to tell her you love her sooner or later"

Your heart stopped, L had a crush on you? All this time? You'd always found him cute, but never thought he'd be into dating stuff. You felt your... well, L's cheeks go red, not knowing how to react.

"Jesus, just the mention of her is making you blush... you're head over heels L. You've gotta do something about it" Light sighed.

"I'm just... trying to find the right words" you stammered.

"Take my advice dumbass, be straightforward. Don't just dance around the idea. If you want her as your girlfriend you've gotta day it as it is"

"Ok, just give me a little longer. I'm figuring it out"

"Better act soon L" he said, walking back to the monitor room.

You just stood there for a moment, not knowing what to think. This whole time L's had a crush on you and you didn't know? You decided to confront him about it when you were back in your own body. You went back to your seat where L rolled his chair over to you too.

"What was that about?" He asked.

"Uh- Just yapping on about not being Kira and stuff"

"Ugh... of course"

You were silent for a moment before deciding on something and speaking up.

"Hey, let's sleep in my room tonight. That way if we wake up like this again, we won't have as much as a hassle as this morning..." you suggested.

His... your... the bodies cheeks went red at the idea.

"O-ok..."

So that night you both ended up in your bed, falling asleep hoping you'd be in your own body again the next day. To your joy, when you awoke, you felt familiar again. You rubbed your eyes, sitting up and looking down at your body, then at the body beside you that was definitely L.

"Oh thank god" you sighed.

Your voice awoke the detective who tiredly sat up and saw you back in your body again. He looked down at himself and sighed in relief.

"Thank god, I don't know how it happened but I'm glad it's over" he said.

"I think I prefer my own body... and I slept much better"

"Me too. I hope that doesn't happen again..."

It was silent for a moment as your conversation with Light came back to you. You were back in your body, so you'd confront him.

"So... you love me?" You asked.

His cheeks went red and he froze up, suddenly realising that Light was the one who told you.

"O-oh I-" he stammered.

"You're the worlds greatest detective and you can't even tell that I've loved you back this whole case"

He looked up at you with practically sparkling eyes.

"You do?"

"Of course I do..."

Meanwhile the Shinigami neither of you could see in the corner of the room watched and shook his head.

"Took you long enough..."

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