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"That's a lot of stuff"

"Well if you wanna hex the shit outta light this is the way to do it"

L looked at the stuff all over the blanket laid out on the grass. Rusty nails and broken glass, lemon juice, pen and paper, jar, candles and a bunch of other stuff.

"So we put everything in the jar, seal it with wax, then burry it and leave it here?" L asked.

"Yep, it's the sour jar method" you replied.

"Alright, lets do it. I wanna knock that man down a peg or two"

You had him write Lights full name on the paper and start to fill the jar while you lit the candle and waited for the wax to melt.

"What are we gonna do after this?" L asked, carefully pouring lemon juice into the jar.

"Well I wanna pick some dandelion for cookies, then we can head home and forget about the jar and just let it work it's magic" you replied.

"Maybe once bad things start happening to him he'll get paranoid and stop killing"

"Let's hope"

He put the lid on the finished jar, and you poured the melted candle wax over it to seal it, as it cooled you packed up your picnic stuff and dug a hole under a tree.

"Now shake that up really hard, bury it and we just walk away and forget about it" you explained.

You giggled watching him angrily shake the jar as hard as he could, dropping it in the hole and kicking he dirt back over it. And with that, the hex was set.

"Alright, now lets go find those dandelions"

Leaving the jar, and walking in the other direction with your basket packed full of witch stuff, you headed down the nature trail to look for dandelions.

"How many do you need?" L asked.

"With the amount of my damn cookies you eat, lots" you replied.

"Hey they're really good..."

"I enchant them, of course they're good"

You spent the rest of the day picking flowers and wandering through the nature trail having pointless couples conversation, talking witchcraft, shit talking Light, the usual. By the time you were heading back to taskforce you both had flower crowns and a basket full of dandelions.

"Can I make the cookies with you?" L asked.

"Yeah sure, just don't eat all the batter" you replied.

Walking through the front door, you could smell something really nice. Like... lavender? Or maybe rosemary? When you entered the work room you identified the smell as incense burning at Misa's desk. You had the feeling she might be a witch too, just from her goth attire, talk of ghosts and all her candles. Not to mention the pentacle she wore around her neck.

"Ooo, that smells good. What is it?" You said.

Misa looked up at the sound of your voice.

"It's thyme, smells so good right?" She replied.

"It's really nice, I might need to get some for my room"

"You making more of those cookies?"

"Yep"

"CAN I HELP?"

"Sure, watch L so he doesn't eat all the batter" you replied.

The three of you went to the kitchen to start your baking adventure, you had L seperate the petals from the stems, Misa get things ready to boil them to get rid of any germs and you got the oven and pans ready. You were about to grab the stuff for batter when you heard a crash upstairs followed by a familiar voice swearing.

"Geez again? Lights not himself today. He keeps tripping over, dropping things, loosing stuff. It's unlike him" Misa said.

You and L gave each other a side glance and a smirk.

"Oh? What else has he done?" You asked.

"A little while after you guys left he lost his phone, then he tripped down the stairs, spilt his hot coffee on himself then ran into a wall because he wasn't looking where he was going"

L snickered at the comment, knowing the hex was starting to work rather quickly.

"Geez whats up with him?" You said.

The man in question angrily stomped into the kitchen, a bloody tissue held up to his forehead.

"What did you do?" Misa sighed, clearly unphased at this point.

"One of the legs on my chair broke..." Light sighed, going through the medicine cabinet for bandaids.

You and L couldn't help but snicker and glance at each other. You'd never had a hex work that quickly that well before. Looks like the spirits where hella ready to let light suffer and didn't bother to try and stop it.

"I swear I've been bloody cursed or something. Ever since this morning things have been going wrong" light scoffed.

"I'm sure you're just having a bad day. It'll all go back to normal tomorrow" Misa replied.

L silently laughed to himself as he spit the petals from stems. Knowing full well it'd take a lot longer than a day to go back to normal. You know, he didn't really mind having a witch for a girlfriend.

Good food, nice smelling bath rituals, advice for everything, protection, pretty decor, and of course the ability to hex people he hated. He was skeptical at first but now he totally bought everything you claimed to be magic. And he was honestly starting to wonder if it was worth becoming a witch himself.

The cooking continued as normal, aside form Lights grumbling about the world being against him. When you put the cookies in the oven and went upstairs to wait for them to cook, you decided to just kill time by watching something in your room.

Every time he walked into your room he immediately felt a million times better. The vibe and energies in your candle, crystal filled magic cove where amazing.

"Hey (y/n)..." he said.

"Yeah?"

"Would you teach me witchcraft?"

Your eyes lit up, you knew he'd fall down the rabbit hole sooner or later after being around you for so long.

"Yes! Oh my god I need to get you a book of shadows, an altar, a pendulum and I wanna know who your deity is! We have a lot to do but when I'm done with you, you'll be an expert!"