Ah yes you and froggy detective man are married. What's life like? Here's some HCs. Some NSFW warning lol.

•it's become a routine, you are usually in bed first. L stays up late to finish whatever work he's doing. And ends up crawling in next to you and almost immediately falling asleep. Same time every night.

•his side of the bed is the left side because you wanted right, it was further away from the window - thus further away from the morning light.

•you decided that because L only knows how to cook sweet things, he'll make breakfast. You make dinner. And lunch is optional. It's up to you to make sure that man gets a damn healthy meal for dinner. But you'll let him get away with pancakes an muffins for breakfast.

•shopping happens every few weeks, L hates it. But if he doesn't come along with you all those sugary treats won't happen and you'll replace them with something healthy.

•you've learnt how to get him to eat healthy stuff without him knowing. Like the trick of putting spinach in brownies. Can't taste it but the nutrients is still there. It doesn't help much but at least it's something. He'd probably kill you if he found out though.

•random acts of gift exchanging is an ongoing war between you two. He gives you flowers out of nowhere? You'll get him something bigger. Then he'll get you something bigger. It's gotten to the point where the gap between gift giving is getting bigger and bigger because the presents are getting expensive. He got you a necklace with actual gems on it last time, so you're saving up to get him something way bigger. It's getting ridiculous but neither of you will stop. You both want to out-gift each other.

•you spend most of the day together. But there's always about 4 hours of alone time for both of you to work.

•you also split up the chores. He agreed to sweep and dust as long as you did the laundry. But neither of you want to do the dishes so there's always a battle over that.

•you don't argue that often. But he's always the first to apologise. He may be stubborn but after a while he gets lonely and thinks "fuck, what if she hates me. What if she leaves me?" And caves and apologises. Even though you assure you'd never leave him. He'd have to do something really fucking stupid and illegal for that to happen.

•no secrets are kept either. Only birthday and Christmas presents. You couldn't keep secrets even if you wanted to that mans smart at fuck, he can tell.

•sex life is decently active. At the very least once a month. Maybe more if one of you just have random ass hormone spikes.

•in the event that does happen, shit goes down very VERY often.

•anniversaries are big deals because you like to spoil the fuck out of him. And ever time he's under the mindset of "I can't believe she stayed this long" and spoils you as a thank you.

•the topic of kids has come up but neither of you are really into it. But it's decided that if one day you really think you're both ready, you'll go down to wammys and start a tradition of former wammys child adopts another wammys child.

•L does have to travel for cases a few times a year which basically means free vacation for you. Chill in a hotel room for a bit as he does case stuff and the last dry days mean fun doing holiday things.

•he spends Christmas with you and your family since he doesn't really have a family to go back to. But he will visit wammys around that time of year too.

•you offered to work and help pay bills and stuff but L insisted you just live your life doing as you want without that stress since his job means he's swimming in cash.

•that being said you do earn a little extra on the side by selling things you like to make. Just to occupy yourself and pass the time. Mainly art and trinkets and stuff.

•even though he's rich as fuck, you both share a relatively normal house. Both of you are major savers rather than spenders.

•your house is small but tall. Two stories so there's lots of room but it's definitely not a mansion. Rooms are normal sized and the backyard takes up most of the property.

•it's tradition to have a movie night every Saturday where you'll watch some random ass movie that people are currently talking about and chill together. It usually ends with one of you asleep on the others chest and an empty bowl of popcorn.

•you also have many running jokes that only make sense to the two of you and more often than it should, you both end up laughing your asses off at 3am because of it.

•he's the little spoon, because according to him, having his back facing the door means demons will get him and wants you to protect him. Fair enough you don't like facing the door either so if he's in the way, it protects you too.

•his sleep schedule improved massively when you got married and settled into a routine. But it's still pretty fucked it. At least he makes the effort to sleep in bed every night and sleeps a decent amount of time.

•he prefers showers over baths but if you're breaking out the bubbles or fizzes? Move the fuck over because he's getting in too. Bubbles are fucking lit bro.

•you also managed to drag him into a few of your nightly skin care routines. You really don't do much just some stuff that helps with moisture after makeup comes off and occasionally a mask or too. He didn't like it at first but now he likes the scented stuff and will let you fix his skin. It's already pretty good actually, but could use a slight push to be perfect.

•your clothes are his clothes and his clothes are your clothes. There's no boundaries anymore. He insists your jumpers (that you like to buy oversized) are warmer and his white shirts make good matches outfits so wearing each other's clothes is very normal. In fact there's one jumper he just refuses to give back now, because it's warm and smells like your perfume apparently.

•if he's having a bad mental health period, you can fix that no problem. You've figured out all the triggers, anxiety ticks, touchy subjects and ways to cheer him up.

•same goes for you, somehow he just KNOWS when something is wrong and he can fix it real fast.

•and finally, there'll be a good morning and goodnight kiss and "I love you" every day, no exceptions.