A/n: this just in, edgy bitch who grew up on gothic kids shows loves the idea of falling in love with a ghost.

It seems ever since making full contact with L, you've been able to see ghosts much better now. Every so often you'd go out and see a few ghosts in empty buildings or trying to get people's attention in busy stores. It was like L gave you a sixth sense.

It didn't freak you out that much. In fact you quite liked creepy things to begin with so this stuff didn't phase you at all. You even found the sounds of L's ghostly echoing voice singing London bridge is falling down at 3am very calming. He'd been following you everywhere, so desperate for attention, but you really didn't mind. He often followed you to the shops and told you what snacks to buy. He'd follow you to your doctors appointments when you went in for vaccinations or sickness and would come back home reminding you to take your meds every two seconds. He was a rather helpful ghost actually.

Today you were off to look at a new shop that opened a few kilometres away. The only problem being your car was being serviced so you had to walk. But, you found a way to take a shortcut, past some old warehouses no one used anymore.

Of course, L had to tag along. He'd hold onto your shoulders as you walked and let himself be dragged around like a helium balloon. He'd point out things that had changed since he was alive, he'd tell you where all the best cake shops were, he'd point out every dog you passed. If all ghosts where like this, you'd try and make contact more often.

"Are you sure you know where you're going?" He asked as you turned the deserted corner.

"Yeah, it's on the next street past the warehouses. It's quicker to go this way. Unless you wanna take an extra 30 minutes to go around" you replied.

"It just looks kinda sketchy that's all"

"This is a common short cut route. It's fine"

You walked down the empty street and L looked over at all the run down, abandoned warehouses. He remembered some of these, some were still active when he was alive. He wondered what happened to them, maybe bankruptcy? Maybe they just moved locations? Who knows.

"I wonder if they'll have trinket boxes... I need somewhere to store my jewellery" you thought out loud, expecting a reply.

But you didn't get one, instead you felt the cold ghost hands on your shoulders let go. You turned in confusion to see L has stopped and was starting intensely into the window of one of the warehouses. You followed his gaze to see a rather bloodied ghost pacing around.

"Huh, I wonder what happened to him?" You mumbled.

"I hope he's suffering..." L replied.

That's unlike him...

"Do you know him?"

"That bastard... that's the pathetic excuse of a human being that killed me"

"That's Kira?" You exclaimed in shock.

"Stay here, I need to talk to that pathetic worm"

"L, don't. If he's your murder he's probably an aggressive soul"

"I don't care I've taken more than a few punches from that man, I can do it again"

Before you could stop him, he floated over to the building, phasing through the wall. You ran after him only to find no human entrance, and your hunt for a door began. The angry ghost stormed up the stairs that were stained with blood, most likely Lights.

He was fuming, he'd been aching for revenge ever since that horrible man forced him to die in the arms of his worst enemy.

"YAGAMI YOU PATHETIC BITCH"

The unsuspecting ghost jumped at the sudden noise and turned to see none other than his rival, angrily marching over to him.

"L?"

"YES L, HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING DEAD HUH? IS IT FUN? WAS IT FUN BEING SHOT?"

"How are you even-" the confused ex-killer stammered.

"THATS BESIDE THE POINT. YOU- YOU ABSOLUTE WASTE OF SPACE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ROBBED ME OF? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN YOU CAUSED?" L screamed.

"You were in my way L, HOW CAN I CLEAN THE WORLD WHEN SOMEONE IS TRYING TO STOP ME?!"

You could hear the yelling from outside where you finally found an open door and rushed inside to see what was going on. You didn't want to be spotted by the killer in case he tried to haunt you, so you watched from behind some pipes downstairs.

"AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT LIGHT! YOU FAILED, SO KILLING ME WAS USELESS AFTER ALL. YOU ARE NO GOD, YOU NEVER WERE. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH IT HURT TO DIE IN YOUR ARMS. YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE DOING, I COULD SEE IT IN YOUR EYES LIGHT. YOU MADE MY LIFE AND AFTERLIFE A LIVING HELL" L screamed.

"YOU MADE EVERY SECOND I WAS ALIVE SO FUCKING FRUSTRATING L, YOUR CONSTANT ACCUSATIONS, YOUR CONSTANT NAGGING, YOUR CONSTANT ALLOWANCE OF CRIMINALS TO LIVE-" Light replied.

"I'm an actual detective genius! I lock up offenders not KILL THEM UNLESS THE JUDGE OFFICIALLY SENTENCES THEM TO DEATH. That's not even in my power. I was following the law, sure, I had loopholes, but I was NEVER as bad as you. YOU CANNOT BE THE JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ALL YOURSELF LIGHT"

Light was angry, you could tell. His apparition was tinted red as was L's. Before you could even process what L just said, you saw Light harshly shove L across the floor, making him stumble back. So ghosts can touch each other... huh. You almost wanted to jump in, but they're ghosts, you go right through them.

"YOU WERE ALWAYS THE PROBLEM L, I WAS GOD OF THE NEW WORLD AND YOU AND YOUR FLOCK OF WANNABE L'S TOOK IT ALL AWAY FROM ME!" Light screeched.

L got up, ready to strike back.

"Are you forgetting what I told you all those years ago?"

Not giving Light any time to process, L kicked him in the jaw, sending him flying back. L spotted you, giving you a smirk.

"AN EYE FOR AN EYE BITCH"

You couldn't help but snicker a bit, looks like he'd picked up on your constant use of the word.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?" Light replied, picking himself up off the floor.

"I said what I said, now do me a favour and SUFFER FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. I MAY BE IN A CONSTANT STATE OF DEPRESSION BECAUSE OF YOU, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO!"

L turned and stormed off, light trying to follow. Upon reaching the bottom of the stairs, he spotted you.

"So that's how you got here, you're haunting an innocent girl" Light scowled.

"Actually I made contact with him. Taskforce is apartments now" you sassed.

"Don't even think about trying to haunt her. Find our own vessel to stick to. I don't ever want to see your face again, I hope you suffer for the rest of eternity alone in this warehouse. I hope you know just how much pain you've caused me and one day, you'll realise what you've done and loathe yourself for it" L hissed, pushing you out the door.

Of course Light tried to follow and pick a further fight, but due to him dying in the warehouse, he couldn't leave it. You walked away, listening to him yell at you as you walked away.

Well... that was an experience.

"You ok? Can ghosts still feel physical pain?" You asked.

"I'm fine, I just had to get that out. I can never forgive that man..."

"I don't blame you, he's a dick"

"He really is, you have no idea the shit I went through when I was handcuffed to him"

Wait... what?

"You were... handcuffed to him?" You questioned.

"It's a long story. I'll tell it tonight... for now let's just focus on trinket boxes"

You reached the end of the street and turned the corner on the way to the new shop.

"Who knows maybe we'll find some full on treasure chests in there" you suggested.

"It's gothic themes right?"

"Yeah"

"...you think they'll have bat decorations?"

"Maybe. Why? You like bats?"

"...yeah..." he mumbled.

"If I see bats, I'll get them"

A/n2:

I JUST THOUGHT-

Light: I'm not Kira, BUT IF I WAS... I'd kill the homophobes.
L:...
L: I'll allow it but you're on thin fucking ice.