A/n: I'm sorry I just love making these and I haven't finished the next oneshot so take this short chapter of memes.

Misa: yeah yeah yeah, everybody wants to sleep with me until *slaps poster on the wall* I'm throwing it back and they're looking the entirety of EXO in the eyes.

Watari: *bursts in the door* I know everything I need to know about you
L: you do?
Watari: *holds up empty Halloween candy bowl*
L: oh... you do...

Misa: HOW IS HE SO FUCKING HOT? AND RESPECTFUL! There's someTHING WRONG WITH HIM- WHATS THE CATCH-

L: Hold on, hold on, hold on HOLD ON her sister was a witch, right? and what was her sister?! A Princess. ThewickedwitchoftheEASTbro
Light: I'm gonna stab him
L: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG!??
AM I WRONG?!!! SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE DAWG
Light: I'm not fighting with you
L: GROW UP BRUH, GROW UP!

L: its the mental breakdown *plays the tune of final countdown on the kazoo*

L: *picking up the phone* yeah pizza, what you want?
Light: lemme get uhhhhh BONELESS pizza with a 2L coke.
L: F U C K  kinda pizza? And 2L machine broke we got 1L though.
**i made a full video of this on my insta @ lawlietslawlipops and sailor Kira on YT***

Matt, on roller skates: skate fast, EAT ASS.

Matt: what if we put your minecraft beds together? Haha jk... unless...

Mello: *kicks wall with throat stomper platforms* you don't need to dress punk to be punk, all you need the OVERWHELMING urge to PUNCH someone in the face
Near: alrighty then I'm just... gonna head out.

Matt: do not call me an E boy because of the way I dress, I dress this way because I was emo in middle school and I'm highschool I got a fashion sense. I'm an E boy because I have daddy issues

Misa: *kicks down the door in an MCR shirt* ITS THE RAWRING 20S BITCHES WE BEING EMO SCENE KIDS AGAIN BREAK OUT YOUR KANDI BRACELETS AND COON TAILS-
L: *intense flashbacks to his MySpace days* oh my god I still have my kandi bracelets...

Matt and Mello: *making out in the wammys bathroom*
L: *knocks in door* what are you doing in there it's been hours
Mello: Uh... DRUGS- shit no-

L: hey Watari do we have noise cancelling headphones?
Watari: yeah why?
L: Misa was very touchy with Light, her floor is under mine, IM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES-
Watari: isn't Light gay as fuck?
L: well yes but on the off chance he's bi-

Misa, pointing at L: this is a bottom, you can tell its a  bottom, from the way that it is-
L: hey man-

*computer battery alert goes off*
L: fuck off, I'm running low on the will to live right now, but I'm not going ding ding every five minutes, AM I?

Mello, sliding down stair railing: you're all going to hell, goodbye!

Taskforce: *fighting*
L's head while he dissociates: spin on my dick like a bay blade A-

Misa: L no one will listen to my gossip
L: maybe because your gossip is boring Misa
Misa: but Kaylee from work put her Mac book in the oven and said she was making Mac and cheese.
L: she what-

Misa, on the phone: and they were roommates
L: oh my god they were roommates

*L in fake death AUs coming back to fuck up light*
Light: HOW THE FUCK DID HE NOT DIE? WHAT THE FUCK- MAN THIS GAME IS FUCKING TRASH DUDE.

Misa: hey do you have a bag I can borrow?
L: the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence
Misa: ... literally all you had to do was say no...