A/n: sorry I just came up with the dumbest fucking idea. This may flOp but oh whale I find it unnecessarily funny.

What's worse than a writers block? Nothing. When you can't think of shit to do, you end up starting at blank pages for ages.

And your characters end up sitting in the void.

That's what you were doing, this bloody author was just starring at you, waiting for inspiration to hit.

"Des, am I just going to stand here?" You asked.

"Give me a minute" she replied, starring at the wattpad page in front of her.

"It's been like 3 hours. At least get L in here so he can be bored with me?"

She typed something out, and into the void popped L.

"Oh god, what are you making me do this time?" He asked.

"Shhh, I'm thinking"

The characters just gave the author a look of confusion.

"How long has she been starring at the page?" L asked.

"Like... 4 hours now? She's trying give her a second... or two" you replied.

"You came here in the first place to be with me, and she can't even think of something to do with me? But she never shuts up about me???"

"Don't even ask, I have no idea how someone with her levels of obsession can be out of ideas"

"I'VE BEEN WRITING ABOUT YOU FOR ALMOST 10 BOOKS L. I'VE DONE LIKE, EVERYTHING! That's why I've been making so many AUs recently... I need fresh ideas" the tired author snapped.

"I guess four years of writing about the same person can hit some roadblocks" you stated.

The author picked up her mug of overly sweetened tea, the mug reading 'dumb bitch juice'. She sipped it, still looking aimlessly at the page in front of her. She bought L here, now what.

"Well what do you want to do?" She asked, looking up at the two characters.

"Don't ask me, I came here to read not to think" you said.

"Don't look at me either, I'm an anime character" L added.

She sighed, frustrated.

"Well I need some kind of idea. You wanna cry? Laugh? Fuck? UWU in cuteness?"

A smirk grew across your face.

"(Y/n), this isn't the right book for that... there's a whole lemons book" L sighed.

"Damnit, fine"

The one the readers liked to call Author-chan was really working with a single brain cell right now wasn't she? It was like a DVD screensaver just bouncing around in her skull. If it hits the corner, she gets one idea, so far that hasn't happened.

Do skulls even have corners?

At this point she had no idea what she was writing.

"Goddamnit L why did you have to be so cute? If I never fell for you this wouldn't be happening" she sighed.

"If you never fell for me you'd have a pretty dry wattpad" he replied.

"...true... (y/n) help me here, you're a fellow L connoisseur"

"Connoisseur? What am I a fine wine?" L cut in.

"Yes" the two said in unison.

"A frog, panda and now a fine wine? What's next a baby?"

"That too" you said.

L sighed, he'd never understand his fangirls. Especially the author of this book, she was such a bipolar fan, one second she'll be all UwU over him and the next she's writing hardcore lemon trash in the other book.

"Des, don't you have requests?" L asked.

"Yeah, but most of them at the moment are either in the lemons book or I'm half way through and not sure how to end them yet"

"You're a train wreck of an author Audrey" you added.

"I know, it's my specialty. Somehow managing to get something out almost everyday but having like 70 half finished oneshots behind the scenes" she agreed.

There was another moment of silence, as the three thought of something to write. Silence before Des sighed and began to type something.

"You know what, fuck it..." she mumbled.

"What are you doing?" You asked.

"I'm sending the two of you into the lemons book, I have something to finish. Knowing me I'll forget to proofread it for like two weeks though"

"Wait (y/n) you can't just-" L began.

With the flick of her wrist she finished typing the sentence on her page and the author gave him a smirk.

"I got you (y/n)"

You smirked looking over at L for his reaction.

"Your solution is to write MORE lemon- annndds I'm aroused... you typed all that out didn't you?" L sighed.

"Yeah, have fun"

The author typed up something else and a door popped up, leading to the setting off the oneshot ahead

"He's all yours (y/n)~"

You gave author chan a sly look and began to push L toward the door.

"Why thank you" you laughed.

"Here we go again..." L said.

"You like it!"