Kylo Ren was mad. You could tell because he started beating up the bear he had just gotten from Build-a-bear workshop. Idiot was wasting your money.

You shouted, "OMG STOP PLEASE!!"

He wouldn't stop attacking the stuffed animal. He growled, "I JUST WANNA KILL THEM."

You cried, "PLEASE THAT BEAR COSTED ME ALL MY MONEY! STOP!!!"

He fell to the ground crying, "I JUST WANT MY SENPAI TO BE PROUD."

You were confused. Who was his senpai????

Then, you were happy. You ran over to him and lifted him off the ground and hugged him, "Oh my god, I'm already so proud of you?"

He said confused, "What?"

You said excited, "I'm your senpai right!?!??"

He pushed you, and you fell into the ground. You started crying1!1!

He said so seriously, "My senpai is daddy Darth Vader."

You gasped. Much shock. He lifted up his red lightsaber that for some reason had blade things on the side too (that doesn't seem safe), and used it to chop your head off. You died instantly.

You slumped to the floor and Kylo Ren stood up over your dead body.

"You'll be a good sacrifice for the revival ritual."