Introduction

So you've probably noticed that I haven't been updating things as often as usual. Turns out I've hit a serious case of writer's block! *thunder claps in background dramatically* Well, if it continues like this what will probably happen is that the sequel will go a few days without update, then as the deadline gets closer I'll hit a stream of motivation and blow right through it. Also Insomnia Wake is on pause until this more pressing issue of a story is completed. I'm running out of time! :P

Well, for now let's put aside the stress of writing on such a quickly approaching deadline and instead head right into my usual nonsense!

Special shoutout to ThatRandomGolduck for pretty much featuring me in the current entirety of his new random book, and for making this fun fan cover!:

I actually really like it, but I'm pretty stubborn with keeping things relatively constant on this site, so what do you guys think? The current cover or this dankness? :P

Haiku Wall

Venom: Hello fellow fans of poetry. Today I present a work I call "Quiet as a Library:"

Peace before the storm

Only the wind speaks to me

In a silver tongue

Naomi: 5/8, could use work.

Venom: How did you get in this wall? This is supposed to be my personal space!

Naomi: Too bad, you're sharing it with me this week. Here's my own haiku:

Venom is salty

Because I am in his wall

Too bad so sad bro

Venom: ...That haiku really speaks to me on a spiritual level. Now get out!

Idle Chat Wall

Naomi: Okay, now let's talk about something serious: which is better, "lasagna" or "lasagne?"

Kyle: As long as it is in my stomach I could care less. It isn't uncommon for me to eat 5/8 of all of it.

Venom: But the spelling! British spelling or lazy American spelling?

Kyle: Well I guess you just let us know your opinion whether you intended to or not.

Siri: Why don't we determine this the scientific way? Let's just look through the lasagna fridge and determine which one is more preferred my examining the labels!

Venom: We have a fridge completely dedicated to lasagne?

Naomi: Just roll with it.

Kyle: For science!

Siri: I'll go check then! *leaves stage to check*

Venom: What about other British spellings?

Kyle: Humour is pretty legit, but I don't like armour. Something about it just doesn't sit well with me.

Naomi: The struggle of sitting with armor on is real.

Siri: *returns* Uh, there appears to be a problem.

Kyle: *starts sweating nervously* What would that be?

Siri: The lasagna fridge is completely empty! Someone ate all of that without asking anyone! But all the empty labels did say that "lasagna" was the preferred spelling.

Kyle: *sweating bullets* What? Who could do such a thing?! *shifty eyes* Who did it?!

Siri: Definitely not me.

Venom: Not me.

Naomi: I can hold a lot of sass but not that much sauce.

Kyle: That leaves only one choice then! *drops to knees and yells at sky* Anthony!

Naomi, Venom, and Siri: We know you did it Kyle.

Conclusion

Hey I wrote something! Sort of!

Also Wattpad's spell checking system or whatever it is doesn't recognize lasagne as a word.

RIP Nyx and Jingx with their British spelling.