Kuroko Tetsuya

Mommy Riko....
10 minutes ago

  Riko Aida: I AM NOT YOUR MOM!

  Kuroko Tetsuya: SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! •-• YOU are my MOM. YOU and DADDY HYUUGA are my PARENTS. DON'T.ARGUE.WITH.YOUR.CUTEADORABLEPRECIOUSKAWAIIINNOCENTPUREKINDHANDSOMEVIRGINANDCUTE,LITTLE SON! •-•

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  Kagami Taiga: You said the word cute twice.

  Kuroko Tetsuya: I ain't talkin' to you so HUSH! •-• Mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

  Akashi Seijurou: Are you going to adopt from my Generation of Miracles Orphanage?

  Riko Aida: What?

  Akashi Seijurou: Kuroko Tetsuya is free for a limited time only...so...Buy now!

  Hyuuga Junpei: Welp, it's very rare to encounter free items these days. Let's take him.

  Akashi Seijurou: Other Generation of Miracles are sold seperately.

  Riko Aida: O...kay?

  Akashi Seijurou: Here's your Kuroko Tetsuya! Thank you for shopping and please come again.

  Hyuuga Junpei: Oohh... Kuroko Tetsuya. And we got him for free. SWEET!

  Riko Aida: I'm not sure if I'm the crazy one or these guys are. idk...idk... *sobs* idk anymore.

  Kuroko Tetsuya: And that's how I started my basketball career.

  Kise Ryouta: IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

  Kuroko Tetsuya: MOMMY!! THIS LIL SHT'S ARGUING WITH ME!

  Midorima Shintaro: And that's how Kise got his butt kicked from Riko. And that's how I joined Shutoku too and become a doctor!

  Takao Kazunari: THAT doesn't make sense AT ALL!

  Murasakibara Atsushi: And that's how this chapter ended because the author doesn't know what to add in this crack chapter anymore.

  Aomine Daiki: SPAAAAAAARRRTAAAAAAAAA!!!!