"Alright everyone, please settle down," the Noble with the mic ordered. "Thank you for attending 2021's first Progenitor Council meeting."

     Everyone cheered boredly. No one kept track of the year nor cared as they were all immortals.

     "For those who are new here, let us start with introductions. After all, this is the first time we've invited humans to attend our meeting." The Noble glanced around the room, looking for a familiar face. "Let's see... Lord Lest, you may start."

     Lest Karr jumped with glee. "Thank you, old fart! Now, hello you weaklings. I am Lest Karr, Third Progenitor, stronger than Krul despite being the same rank."

     Without blinking, Krul slowly rose her hand.

     "What is it, Queen Krul?" the Noble in charge asked.

     Krul took a deep breath and pulled out a pair of sunglasses. "Since your last name is "Karr", does that mean you like being ridden?"

     "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH-" Everyone, human and vampire, hooted at her roast.

Okay that joke sucked, go ahead and beat me with a wooden spoon