Wild: 🎉

Frostbite:

W:

D: my phone is blowing up

W: use ur fire powers to cool it

D: that's not how it works 😒

SG: u guys at the warehouse?

D: yeah. We're stranded without Victor

V: :)

V: did I use that right?

MM: sure

SG: MM and I are coming over. With pb sandwiches. On my scooter

MM: heads up, we're filming spooky scenes with flashlights

W: y do u need the warehouse for that

SG: too many windows at my place

SG: and we're not waiting until dark, we're impatient

F: what is this film project about

MM: the topic was basically anything. We decided on a haunted house with a stuffed bear as the protagonist, slashing through evil clowns and dolls and werewolves

F: wow

W:

MM: too bad none of you have telekinesis

MM: it's hard to realistically make a teddy bear hold a knife and slash dolls to pieces with it

W: I could move some plants around for u

MM: I don't think we have plants in the script. Sry :(

W: what about this plant

MM: um

MM: do you have that plant available

W: I wish

MM: nice volcano pictures Victor

V: :)

MM: I want to go on vacation to Japan but my parents think it's too expensive

D: like I said, we could go on vacation in a month

MM: fall break? I could come up with a bowling club trip excuse. To Ohio or something

D: Ohio.

MM: Idk, Ohio seems like a bowling kind of place

W: y on earth would Ohio be a bowling place

MM: idk. Because the O looks like a bowling ball and the h and i are pins?

F: then what's the little o

MM: baby bowling ball. Obvs

D: you've never been to Ohio, have you

MM: no. Have u?

D: I think when I was 5

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Victor: Squirrel Girl?

Squirrel Girl: this is Kamala. SG's busy driving her scooter through Saturday afternoon traffic

V: Okay. I just had a question for her

SG: ok

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Frostbite: ETTE GET OFF YOUR PHONE

MM: this is the group chat

F: I KNOW

W: I can hear u Ivy ur sitting 2 feet away

F: LETS GO GET FOOD

W: ITS NOT MY TURN

F: oh yeah

F: DANTE LETS GO GET FOOD

MM: so Ette's going to be alone when we get there?

W: if u think that means I'm helping with ur project I'm not. unless u have plants

MM: no, I was just curious. And bored. Stuck in traffic with Doreen [frowning selfie with rows of cars behind]

V: weren't we supposed to use codenames on here?

W:

MM: ouch

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Squirrel Girl: hi Victor!

Victor: This is actually Squirrel Girl now?

SG: yeah

V: I had a question about your parents

V:

 I'm still waiting for them on Mount Fuji. Been 2 hours.

SG: holy guacamole. According to google, it's a 5-6 hour climb

V: I also went to the top myself. So it's been closer to 3 total since they started. Just 2 hours of me waiting and wandering around and buying sushi. And the plan is to portal them off the summit so they don't have to walk down.

SG: ah

V: so last night I had weird conversation with your parents

SG: how weird on the Dorian+Maureen scale

V: I don't know.

V: they just talked about the six of us, and then talked about you and finding love

SG: 🤦‍♀️

SG: that's 11 out of 7 on the awkward scale

V: Dante says your parents were telling me I should be interested in you

SG: 🤦‍♀️😂

V: emoji meaning, please? I can't find those

SG: right. I'm slapping my forehead out of second-hand embarrassment and cringe, and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

V: that sounds painful

SG: it is

V: so should I tell them Dante's actually my boyfriend?

SG: they might drop dead of surprise and first-hand embarrassment

V: so no?

SG: maybe wait until the end if you have to at all?

V: okay

V: what about you? What do you do when they ask you about love

SG: 🤢

SG: ew, gross, no thank you

V: so...

SG: avoid the subject and say I'm going to hang out with Tippy Toe

V: sounds like fun

SG: yeah

SG: MM needs me to wave some flashlights around. Ttyl

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Victor: what does ttyl mean?

Dante: talk to you later

V: thanks SG said it

D: you talked to her?

V: yeah

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Victor: have fun doing flashlights, SG

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Victor: so what are you doing right now?

Dante: rn? Walking with Ivy looking for sushi

V: as good as this?

D: probably not

V: sushi in Japan is good. Except the seaweed reminds me of swamp slime vines

D: glad I've never had that. I think

V: it's highly nutritious and tastes good with...I forgot the name. Like milk and spicy cinnamon and black sauce. It's good but very slimy even with the sauce

D: black sauce?

V: yeah, kree eat it. Soak basically all their meat in it

D: so like barbecue sauce?

V: I don't know

V: idk

D: I'll order seaweed on my sushi just for you

V: :)