(Published - Jan 07, 2016, BTS Random scenarios 2) 

I suggest to play the song with BTS' RUN while singing this hahaha...

*****

Namjoon's living in a squatter
Then eats a lollipop.
We realized it was a beanie, we thought he's gone bald.
He Raps and a Monster
And BTS leader..
Always the gas-boy
In every M.V. , what the fuck..

Yow! Yoongi only wants that cute Kumamon (mon mon)
I wish I can be that mascot, oh c'mon! (mon mon)
Yoongi was kawaii cute
Suga is swaeg and cool
And the moment he wear that Maid attire, is the moment Hip Hop died. Uhh!

Taeeeeehyung, fake maknae
Jungkooooook, hot maknae
They fucked up ARMY's minds from I Need You

Make us cry in Prologue
Oh BIGHIT WHY!?

Chorus:

Where's the Jams jams jams?

Why Namjoon looks suspicious?

Go run run run..

Jimin's chasing Namjoon..

Jimin looks like Parking GD.
Still he doesnt seduced, Golden Kookie.

Kookie run run run

Park Jimin is behind you

Min run run run
Jhorse is freaking chasing you

Kim Seokjin how can you freakin control them?
Are you the one who dyed Rapmon's hair, pink?

Ruuuuuuun.. It make us cry cry..

Ruuuuuuun.. V always high high

Ruuuuuuun.. Jin's driving the car..

Coz he's too

Coz he's too..

Coz he's too fab fab..

With their new looks, yeah we're dead.
Tight jeans, we're so double dead.
At Mama 2-Oh-Fifteen
They look like Power Rangers
OH!!
They really rocked that bad boys style
But shirt ripping was our style
Throwback twenty-fourteen

Jimin's shirt is freaking history!

Hoooobi hates SnAkEu..
Don't call Taehyung, "Alien"

Kook was freaking legal already
If IU ignores you, come at me oppa.

Chorus 2:

Kookie run run run

A rave of noonas coming

Jin run run run

You get off of that fucking car

Seokjin can you wake up Min Yoongi?

Wake him up like how you wake up Kookie.. (tit pinchs~)

Dasi run run run
Min Suga is very mad

Jin run run run

He's madly coming after you

Mario please rescue princess Seokjin!

Atleast can someone throw him his frying pan??

Bridge:

Jimin said this year, there will be no abs.

Chimchim were okay with your butterabs..

Min Suga caught Jin, and then he beats him.

We shouldnt have wake him uuuup..

Hobi's solo song is dope

Its really full of hope..

I can feel the rainbows coming..

Slayed 2015, Next is 2016!

Let Jimin have his JAAAAAMS...

Last Cho:

Dasi Run run run (We thought 'Run' has the answers)
Run run run
It caused us more mind fucked

BighHit how can you do this to us!?

We're fucking ARMYs not freaking detectives!

Dasi run run run (Yoongi stop beating Seokjin)
Run run run

JimHope are pillow fighting.

Pillow fighting is for fucking bitches!

They should be fist fighting like YoonKook!

Ruuuuuuunn.. House of Cards was glued!

Ruuuuuuunn.. Theories are flooding!

Ruuuuuuunn.. Who really is dead?

Is it them? 

Is it Jin?

NO! It's the Armys.