" sino crush mo? "
" si---- "
" bawal kpop idol, dapat yung totoong tao "
"totong tao naman sila ah"

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Jisung: Bro look at the view.
Felix: I'm looking bro.
Jisung: Bro you're looking at me.
Felix: You are the view bro.
Jisung: Bro
Felix: Bro
Jisung: Bro
Felix: Bro
Seungmin: GET A ROOM.

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"TaEhyUng iS illUminAti, hE's nOse iS tRiAngLe"
Oh fuck my life

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Others : Why can't I marry my bias?
Me : When will these gays marry each other?

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Stray Kids comeback : very very very 🔜
Skz stan's life and wallet : very very very 🔚

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The year is 2038. It has been 20 years since Stray Kids debuted. Hyunjin and Jeongin have 294673973 selcas on instagram already. Changbin has 84, and hasn't posted in 9 years.

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Jimin at age 15 won KPOP STAR.
Jimin at age 15 joined JYP Entertainment.
Jimin at age 15 became JYPE's strongest vocalist.
Jimin at age 15 joined partnership w/ Yerin & debuted w/ JYPE's strongest vocal unit to ever exist.
Jimin is now 21 *22*.
Are you still sleeping on talent?

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Every time I see Stray Kids punishing Baby Shangbean to do the dishes I just burst out laughing bc Changbin is the richest / most spoiled amongst them so he probably never had to touch a dirty dish in his life until he decided to debut with a bunch of dumbasses and become Binderella.

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Manager: guys the fans want the teasers NOW
Chan: okay then, Woojin, Changbin and Seungmin post photos on ig
Manager: they still want the teasers
Chan: okay, Jeongin, Seungmin, Hyunjin ans Felix go live
Manager: they're getting angry
Chan: HEY SEUNGMIN WANNA BE AN MC

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How i-Onces sing DTNA:
IF YOU WANNA HAVE SOME FUN
ᶜʰᵒᵖᶜᵒʳᵒᵖˢʰᵈᵏʰˢᶜᵒʳᵒᵐ
ᶦᵃʲʰᵏˢʰˢᵏᶠʰᵏᵃᵖʰᵃⁿ
ʰᵉⁿᶠᵏˢᵇˣᵏʲˢⁿˣʲᶦᵐᵃ
ONE, TWO, THREE, LET'S GO!
jeo uju wiro
ʰᵃᵏᶠʲˡᵃʲˢˡᵈʰᵃˡʰᶻ ᵍᵃ HEY!
LET'S DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY!