DYK?
Si Jimin park bestfriend ni Chanyeol park na kapatid ni Sandara park. Si Sandara Park pinsan ni Shin hye park na sya namang inaanak ni Rizal park. Si Rizal Park ay apo ni Luneta park na sya namang lolo ni Memorial Park!

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As an ARMY
BigHit Ent. is my school
PD nim is my principal
Bangtan Boys are my teachers
Bangtan Bomb is my lesson
Co-Armys are my classmates
Voting is my projects
Spazzing is my assignments
And
Merchs are my requirements

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Good News: Di na gumapang si Rosé
Bad News: Nadapa naman si Jisoo

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Jin: how to be cool?
Suga: go to the freezer.
Jin: ...

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@Weekly Idol
Defconn: Choose 3 pretty girl group idol.
Jackson: Suzy, Sunmi and Dahyun
Defconn: uhm.. What about SinB?
Jackson: I wanted to choose people in my company first.
He loves JYP so much

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Hyunjin:I know why you our maknae
I.N:because Im just 17yrs old
Hyunjin:No
I'N:What?
Hyunjin:Because your surname is Yang
I.N:Youre ok?
Hyunjin:Just go with the flow

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WOWOWIN IS LIFE:
Bboom Bboom- nae meoributeo Bboom Bboom nae balkkeutkkaji Bboom tarat tarat Bboom tarat tarat DDU-DU-DDU-DU- hit you with that ddu du ddu dubidubidapdap dubidubidapdap dubidubidipdip

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Dunkin' Donut's message for JYPE
"JYP Entertainment, it's really happy to be together during this period. With a thankful heart, we are treating 100 cups of americano~ we will cheer them a lot!! Be more prosperous"

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I'm waiting for you "ANPANMAN"to "SAVE ME" from this "FAKE LOVE" because i thought "LOVE IS NOT OVER" and now I'm "LOST" in this "LOVE MAZE" hoping that when i come out I'm in the "PARADISE" but I'm so "SICK" thinking that in "JUST ONE DAY" when the "SPRING DAY" come your going to "HUG ME" and ask me "WHERE DID YOU CAME FROM?" because you've been waiting in this "HOUSE OF CARDS" and telling me "IF I RULE THE WORLD" even "NOT TODAY" i will going to give you my "BLOOD,SWEAT & TEARS" because you're the "BEST OF ME" even your "SO FAR AWAY" from me, I'm hoping that "TOMORROW" the "MAGIC SHOP" will give me "THE STAR" that I'm wishing for, so please "WAKE UP" from this nightmare and "RUN" to me, because when you're with me "YOU NEVER WALK ALONE"

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Seungmin: I'm a prince
Changbin: You're a prince?
Seungmin: absolutely yes
Changbin: Let me guess your surname
Seungmin: What are you talking about?
Changbin: You are Prince Fries /laughs/
Seungmin: Felix! Break up w/ him now! *walks out*

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[YOU ARE LEARNING KOREAN]
You: Kam-sa-ham-ni-da
Bias: Wow! you are a fast learner!
Bias: okay next, tang-shi-neul
You: .....tang-shi-neul
Bias: won-hae-yo
You: .....won-hae-yo
Bias: *starts unbuckling his belt*
You: what in the world yo-
JK: Come on, you just said you want me.