Hoshi: Can you buy these shoes for me?

Vernon: ... Well I'm only 17, I only got a few dollars.

DK: Your next to go out and get toothpaste.

Vernon: Bruh... I'm only 17, I only got a few dollars.

S. Coups: It's your turn to take out the trash.

Vernon: But... I'm only 17, I only got a few dollars

Vernon literally has an excuse for everything.