Planning the Revenge

POV: Keefe

'Now I need to get Biana back for what she did,' Keefe thought, flashing his most evil smirk, reserved for times like these. 'What to do, what to do.' He pondered.
He had to out-do any prank he's ever done. Now this is going to take a lot of planning, but in the meantime he was going to try to get the smell and color out of his poor baby hair.

     After he attempted washing his hair his imparter rung, its Biana, whoopty do. He answered it anyways.
"Hey just so you know I wouldn't wash your hair because it makes the smell and color last longer and you start to get some side effects." Biana said smugly.
"WHAT I JUST WASHED MY HAIR!!"
"Yeah, I knew you would right away, so that's why I called later."
"And what do you mean by side affects? Little Mrs. Guinness?"
"Yes. I know I am a guinness I don't need any praise, although I'm happy to take it. And about the side effects Dex wasn't very clear but there is, itching, swelling, fever, numbness, baldness, permanent brain injury and ex, I mean it's not that bad."
"WHAT IT'S NOT THAT BAD YOU SAY!"
"Yeah, you're right but, it could be worse. Who knows."
"Um you should know! Ahh you're so annoying Biana!" And with that he ended her call. Side effects do not sound good. That means a bigger revenge prank for her. He needs to get the book out.

*~*~ Quick perspective change*~*~
   Yeah so I have a book or well, it's more of a journal but whatever, I put all of my prank ideas in it so whenever I need one I can just go there, and I rarely use a prank more than once, that's my rule so I'm unique and different than other prankers.
*~*~Back to normal*~*~

   He walked over to the library and took out one of his fathers books that's about empathy. He had previously cut out a hole for it in the book because nobody would think to look there. He had this ever since he started pranking so it's pretty worn out with pages falling out and bent, ripped pages. He needed to take a deep breath, in, out, this is the very book where he thought of the great gulon prank incident. 'Ah that was a glorious day. Well, time to make some more history.' As he flipped through the pages he thought 'what is another one of Bianas prized possessions?' And then he saw an interesting section, a makeup section.

   He thought of all these ideas when he needed to prank his mom back and she loves her makeup but, he just happened to know someone that loves their makeup look even more than his mother, his dear friend Biana. This would be a perfect pranking topic for her, Now that he knows the category of the prank, he needed to think of the specific idea of the prank. 'Hmm makeup, we have the makeup products, the makeuped  face, and well, that's really the main things.'
After a few hours of plotting the edges of his vision began to blend, sports danced back and forth across his papers. It seems the side effects were finally kicking in, though he'd hoped Biana was bluffing. The more he thinks about the side effects the worse they get and the fuzzier his memory became. "'Itching, swelling, fever, numbness, baldness, permanent brain injury and ex", what's ex.! Ah, who made it again... Dex, yes that's it. I need to get to Slurps and Burps and quick!'
"To the light leaper!"
"Keefe what is all this ruckus?"
"Hey daddio, I was just leaving."
"Wait,where are you going?"
"Ciao papy." He called back as he raised his crystal to the light leaper. The light whisking him away from his insufferable father.

*~*~

    "Hey Mr.Dizzney, is Dex here-" And to answer Keefe's question a huge explosion came from the lab, and Dex came coughing out. "Whoops mixed the wrong elixirs."
"Ha, ha, that's okay, but perfect timing, you've got a visitor." And he points to me.
"Hey Dizznee. I got to ask you about something."
"Is it about your hair," Mr.Dizznee asks, "Or is that just the new hairstyle trend?" And he bursts out laughing.
"Come on." Dex says still giggling and covered in pink sludge.
"Um don't you want to wash up first?"
"Oh right, yeah I'll only be a minute." And he runs off to get cleaned up.

   About five minutes later he comes back mostly clean. "Come on." He says. We walk over to the back. "So would 'a wanna ask?" "Well remember the elixir you made for my hair?"
"Yeah how could I forget, by the way it worked out perfectly!"
"Ge, thanks."
"Anyway Biana said there were some side effects and I feel like I'm getting the side effects." He doesn't say anything he just starts laughing.
"I'm sorry its just, Biana made that up! You just think you have the side effects." And returns to his laughter. 'She made that up! Oh come on, I wasted pranking time and I haven't washed my hair in like, a whole day!' Apparently the grim expression on my face was enough for Dex to know what I was thinking and burst out into another round of giggles.
"Hey what's going on in here?" Dexes dad asks.
"Oh nothing." I mumble.
"I'll tell you later dad." 'Great just great, and how did he get enough air to talk from all is laughing? I don't know, I don't know. Well now I have even more motive to prank Biana so I'm going to go home take the longest shower in the history of showers and then work on Bianas prank. Even if a shower doesn't help the smell and look I still need to hydrate my hair.' So as not to get in the middle of Dex and his dad again, he rushed over to the leap master and let the light take him back.

*~*~

    When he got home his dad awaited him. 'Oh no, more dad drama!'
"Why did you go to slurps and burps?" He questioned. After Keefe didn't answer right away Cassius mumbled under his breath,
"Uh, you're such a disappointment, you can't even answer a simple question." And walked away. He always does that, father or the year. Keefe keeps telling himself that every time his father calls him a disappointment. 'Enough dad drama!' He quickly left and went back to his room.

   Keefe smiles as he looked down at his handiwork. All that's left is to place the prank, then all will be set and complete.

I'm aware I keep mixing past and present tenses, that's for the next edit
Cheerio, can be said normally and be food or can be said fancy and be a farewell

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