Aries: Hello, all who are reading! I'd like to introduce.... THE KEEPER GANG!

*Cheering and Shrieking as the gang appears*

Linh: Hewo!

Aries: Linh, the blessing on earth! (aka linhUwU)

Linh: UwU

Tam: LINH GET OUT OF HERE LET'S GO WERE ARE WE

Aries: Tammy calm down she's safe

Aries: ITS......... TAM SONG! (aka salty boi)

Tam: >:(

Linh: UwU

Keefe, signing autographs: I don't know what's going on, but I like it!

Aries: IT'S........ KEEFE SENCEN! (aka hunkyhair)

*immense fangirl screaming*

Sophie: Um if grady finds out I'm here I'm dead

Aries: that's been taken care of

Aries: IT'S....... SOPHIE FOSTER! (aka moonlark)

Biana: Hello!

Aries: IT'S........ BIANA VACKER!(aka glam queen)

*immense fangirl screeching*

Aries: IT'S........ CHANDELIER HEAD! (aka wonderbread)

*Laughing* (no Fitz hate dis boi is boolied)

Fitz: I am boolied

Aries: And finally, DEX DIZZNEE! (aka Cinnamon Roll)

*immense screeching*

Dex: Hello!

*keeper gang and Aries teleport to a different room*

Aries: with that outta the way, there are some rules.

Keefe: what kind of rules?

Aries: *ignores* Tam cover Linh's ears.

*Tam covers Linh's ears*

Aries: Rule number one: NO SWEARING OR I'LL KILL YOU

keeper gang: okay

Aries: Rule number two: HONESTY ONLY OR I'LL KILL YOU

keeper gang: okay

Aries: Rule number three: you must like who I ship you with-

keeper gang: NUUUUU

Aries: -OR I'LL KILL U

Aries: that's it

*tam uncovers linh's ears*

Aries: now, one last thing

Aries: CODE NAMES!

keeper gang: nuuuuu

Aries: don't worry their good ones

Salty boi: WHAT CHANGE ME BACK

Aries: that's tam, Linh is LinhUwU

LinhUwU: UwU

Aries: Dex is Cinnamon Roll

Cinnamon Roll: ?

Aries: Sophie is moonlark, duh

Moonlark: okay

Aries: Keefe is hunkyhair

Hunkyhair: HA

Aries: Biana is Glam queen

Glam Queen: thanks!

Wonderbread: OH GREAT NOW BIANA'S FRIENDS WITH HER- WAIT WONDERBREAD?!?!?

Aries: That's Fitz!

Aries; these will be your names for the next chapter: chat style!

keeper gang: WAIT- CHAPTER?

Aries: *rushes to mend the fourth wall*

Hey did u like it?