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KOTLC Reacts: Voltron

Saph: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH GUYS YES OMG I CAN'T WAIT VOLTRON IS THE FREAKING BEST OMG!!!!!!!!!!

Linh: I haven't seen her like this since Percy Jackson.

Tam: *snorts* I hope the characters are a bit smarter.

Saph: Oh, they will be. Both Pidge and Hunk are fricking geniuses. 

Fitz: Not smarter than Sophie though, I bet.

Sophie: *turns red*

Saph: Umm, can Sophie recognize the frequency of an element not found on earth and build a tracker for it? Can she hack and contain a virus about to explode her spaceship under intense pressure using a code she made herself?

Keefe: Wait, Sophie has a spaceship????

Tam: *facepalms*

Dex: No, Keefe, she doesn't. 

Biana: And I bet Dex would do all those things. 

Dex: *turns red* Thanks, Biana. 

Saph: *gives Tam a sideways look* Jealous?

Tam: *throws his hands up* Can't I get a moment of non-shipping peace???

Saph: The only way for that to happen is if you died, AND DON'T GET ANY IDEAS!!!!!!

Keefe: *to Tam* I could kill you if you want.

Tam: Lay a hand on me, and I'm drop kicking you off a cliff.

Sophie: Didn't we get a little off track? 

Saph: Yes, thanks Sophie. Anyway, we're going to be watching the first episode of Voltron, Legendary Defender! 

Fitz: That kinda sounds like a kids show. 

Sophie: Yeah, how old are you again?

Saph: Sophie, I can feel your judgement from here. Just wait till you love it, and see what happens then.

Fitz: I can't tell if that was a threat or not....

Saph: It was a fact, Fitzy. Anyway, everyone gather round! Welcome to the wonderful world of Voltron!!! *turns on the TV and popcorn appears*

Show: *opens on Shiro, Matt and Sam*

Linh: Are they in space?

Saph: Yup. This is the future by the way. 

Show: *Shiro, Matt and Sam get sucked up by the Galra*

Keefe: * in a super high pitched voice* WeRe ThOsE aLiEnS?????

Tam: Noooooooooo. These human scientists were obviously just kidnapped by other humans. 

Saph: Everyone shut up and watch. 

Show: *shows Lance, Pidge and Hunk* 

Lance: *opens his mouth*

Keefe: I have spiritually bonded with Lance. 

Saph: HAHAHA, I figured you would. It's kind of funny how similar you guys are to some of these characters. Linh is sweet like Hunk, Dex is smart and sassy at times like Pidge, and Keefe....he needs no explanation. 

Keefe: Well what about Bangs Boy?

Saph: *smirks* Just wait. 

Show: *explosions sound by Shiro's escape pod*

Tam: *sees Keith's hoverbike* Dude, that's cool. Can I get one of those?? 

Saph: MWAHAHAHA PARALLELS!!!!!!

Everyone: .....

Saph: Hey look, it's Shiro. 

Show: *everyone finds the blue lion*

Dex: What the heck is that thing? *the force field disappears* IT CAN DO THAT?????

Saph: I think we just found Dex's dream come true. 

Dex: I kinda wanna make that now. 

Biana: Maybe you should make it smaller though....

Sophie: Yeah, there's no telling what kind of havoc the triplets could wreak with that. 

Dex: Good point. 

Keefe: Wait a second. *squints at Keith* Does he have a mullet????? OH MY GOSH HE DOES!!!!! *dies laughing* IT'S ALMOST WORSE THAN TAM'S BANGS!!!!!

Saph: *looks at Sophie and Linh* Still think Keefe and Tam are the same person?

Sophie and Linh: *shake their heads*

Show: *everyone gets to the castle*

Fitz: WHY ARE THERE ELVES IN PODS????

Saph: Oh, those are Alteans. Don't worry, they won't hurt you. 

Allura: *practically kills Lance*

Saph: Well she will. 

Tam: Kinda seems like Biana. But you know....with pointier ears.

Saph: And marginally more annoying. 

Sophie: She doesn't seem annoying.

Saph: Well, I think she is at times. She's not the worst, of course. She's just my least favorite of the crew.

Fitz: Who is your favorite?

Saph: Everone do the math. My favorite of you guys is Tam, so naturally, my favorite of the Voltron crew would be.....?

Everyone: Keith.

Saph: Bingo.

Keefe: Aw, those things are kinda cute.

Saph: *sees Shiro and Pidge in the sloth canoe* *sees three-eyed bunny aliens* NO THEY ARE NOT!!! I HATE THOSE THINGS!!

Biana: Aw, why? I like them.

Linh: Yeah, they're adorable.

Dex: Nobody kill me, but I have to agree with Saph—those things are weird.

Linh: *gasps* IS THAT THE GREEN LION?? IT'S SO PRETTY!!

Show: *Lance and Hunk getting the yellow lion*

Tam: Oh no, rockets. 

Linh: You seem highly invested in this show. 

Tam: Where's Keith? He was the coolest one.

Saph: Chill your beans, Tam, he's coming. 

Hunk: *gets the yellow lion* *everyone returns to the castle*

Keith, Shiro and Pidge: *set out for the red lion:

Tam: Here we go. *reaches over to Keefe for some popcorn*

Keefe: GO LANCE! *swats Tam's hand*

Show: *everyone arguing whether to stay or leave* 

Saph: Does everyone here agree they should stay? 

Everyone: *nods*

Saph: Good. I was afraid I'd have to write a long argument, but since you're all righteous people, *cough* somewhat to a fault *cough* we can move right along.

Fitz: Write?

Saph: OH LOOK, SENDAK'S HERE!!!

Show: *everyone's in their lions* 

Sophie: Shiro's so inspiring.

Saph: Isn't he though?

Show: *trying to form Voltron*

Dex: Aw, come on, form Voltron already! I wanna see.

Linh: *giggles* I think this is Dex's favorite part of the show.

Dex: *turns red* Maybe....

Show: *forms Voltron*

Dex and Keefe: YES!!!!

Saph: I think we found some fans.

Keith: *says it's been an honor flying with the guys* 

Biana: *frowns* Wait—Pidge isn't a guy though.....

Saph: Shhhhhhhhhhhh....Lance doesn't know that.

Show: *defeats the Galra cruiser* 

Keefe: YES, EXPLOSIONS!!!!

Fitz: Keefe, no.

Keefe: I DARE YOU TO STOP ME, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Tam: *turns to Sophie* Stop him.

Sophie: *indignantly* What makes you think I can do that??

Tam: *gives her an "are you serious, you and I both know what's going on here" look*

Sophie: *grumbles* Fine. *to Keefe* Keefe, stop.

Keefe: *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighs* Fiiiiiiiine. But only for you, Foster. *winks*

Fitz and Dex: *gag extremely dramatically*

Saph: Lovely.

Show: *episode ends*

Saph: So! What did everyone think?

Keefe: LANCE!!!

Biana: I think he liked it.

Tam: Surprisingly, it wasn't that bad.

Everyone: *collective gasp*

Tam: *understands why* *deadpan* You guys are hilarious. 

Saph: We know.

Linh: It seemed really interesting! I think I'd watch more.

Saph: Yay! One more for that fandom. Dex?

Dex: Explosions can't happen in space.

Saph: .....True, but then it wouldn't be as cool. What'd you think?

Dex: *shrugs: It was alright. A little childish for me, but whatever.

Tam: Aren't you the youngest here?

Dex: *grumbles something about Bangs Boy*

Keefe: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S SPREADING!!!!!

Saph: Biana?

Biana: Yeah, it was cool, I guess. I'd watch it with Linh.

Linh: Yay! We can have a sleepover and watch Voltron!

Sophie: .....Too childish for me.

Tam: Again, aren't you guys—

Saph: Tam. Don't. Say it. 

Tam: —the youngest here?

Sophie: .....SO???

Saph: FITZ????

Fitz: Eh. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't my favorite.

Saph: *huffs* Fine. Acceptable. Ok, now quick, favorite characters. Go!

Tam: Keith.

Keefe: LANCE!!!! And CORAAAAAAAN!!!!

Biana: Allura, Pidge, Hunk, and Keith.

Linh: Hunk and Lance and Allura!

Dex: Pidge and Hunk.

Fitz: Uhhh....Lance and Allura, I guess. 

Sophie: Probably Coran. 

Saph: GREAT!!!! Well, say goodbye everyone, and for those of you that want to, we can go watch Voltron!!

Fitz: And for those of us that don't....?

Saph: *whispers* Watch your backs......

Sophie, Dex and Fitz: .....

Saph: Anyway, say bye!!

Everyone: BBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saph: FOUR AND A HALF MORE MONTHS GUYS!!! SEE YA THEN!!!!

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Ok, confession time: I think this'll be my last react. At least until Legacy comes out. I'm just not feeling them anymore. Sorry to everyone who suggested something last time that I didn't get to do. :( YOU GUYS WERE GREAT, AND THANKS FOR OVER 6K READS!!!!!