Okay, so i know you guys are waiting for Manifesting Stories part 4. And I swear I will get there! But for now, i thought we'd all sit back and enjoy something totally random.

KOTLC Reacts: Toasters

Keefe: *opens mouth*

Sophie: Keefe I swear--

Saph: Toasters!!!!

Linh: What are...those.

Saph: Toasters are machines you use to toast things!

Tam: *sarcastically* Gee, really? Crazy how that works.

Dex: Machine??

Saph: *nodding* Machine.

Dex: *pumps his fist* YUS!!!

Saph: Okay, so here's how this works. *pulls toaster out of her magical bag*

Biana: Hey, we haven't seen that in a while.

Saph: Yeah, I lost it, but then I found it under the bed. Anyway, you can do a bunch of stuff with toast--make egg sandwiches, butter and jelly, peanut butter and jelly....

Fitz: No peanut butter!

Keefe: Aw, who knew Fitzy had a fear of peanut butter?

Fitz: It's not a fear--just a wariness.

Saph: Sure, Fitzy. Anyway, today, we will all be making....drum roll please....

Everyone: ......

Saph: Wow guys, thanks for the support.

Dex: Didn't you have a machine for this?

Saph: Yeah but.....it broke.

Dex: ....How?

Saph: That's beside the point.

Tam: What even is the point?

Saph: The point is that we are here to react to toasters and it is toasters we will react to. Now-- *snaps her fingers and a piece of bread appears in front of everyone* Have some bread.

Everyone: *watches the bread fall to the ground*

Saph: *sighs* Let's try this again.

Everyone: *catches the bread*

Biana: *examining her slice* So, uh...what are we supposed to do with this again?

Saph: You put it in the toaster.

Biana: *looks at her bread, then the toaster, then back* Oh, like this. *puts the bread in the toaster*

Tam: This is why Biana's smarter than the rest of us.

Biana: Oh, like you're not.

Saph: You guys are adorable. Okay everybody, toaster time!! *pushes the little knob thingy down*

Everyone: *leans really close* *waits for a few minutes*

Keefe: *whispers* What are we waiting for?

Everyone else: SHH!!!

Dex: *squinting at the toaster* *whispers* Wait. How are you supposed to get the bread out once you--

Bread: *pops out*

Everyone: *screams and scrambles away* AGH!

Saph: *dies of laughter*

Keefe: NOT FUNNY!!!!

Saph: Incredibly funny.

Biana: Well Dex, I think that answers your question, right?

Tam: *mutters* Yeah, it jumps out and tries to kill you.

Linh: *frowning* I don't think bread can kill you.

Tam: Yeah? How much you wanna bet?

Linh: Two Prattles.

Tam: Deal.

Biana: I think Dex and Fitz have rubbed off on you guys.

Dex and Fitz: What?

Saph: I'm very interested in how you two are going to prove this.

Tam: *thinks for a second* *snaps his fingers* Keefe, come here.

Sophie: I don't think so!

Saph: Sophie, glad you could rejoin us!

Sophie: I do my best to stay out of these types of things. You know, for my personal safety.

Saph: Reasonable. However, this is a Keeper react....meaning you. So! *snaps her fingers* *cage drops around Sophie* You're stuck here.

Fitz, Keefe, Dex and Biana: LET SOPHIE GO!!!

Tam: Well, at least now she can't trip and accidentally kill us.

Linh: Tam!

Saph: Guys, toasters. React.

Fitz: Not until you let Sophie go!

Sophie: Guys, it's fine--

Keefe: It's okay Foster, we'll get you out.

Saph: *sighs* I can do this all day, guys...

Tam: Well I can't, so--I'm not a fan of toasters. Really don't see the point. Can I go now?

Saph: No.

Dex: You know what would be cool? If you could change the trajectory and eject force and make the bread land on your plate.

Saph: *blinks* I actually understood that.

Biana: That's a really good idea! Nice going, Dex!

Dex: *turns red* Thanks.

Tam: Please let me go.

Saph: Linh, what'd you think?

Linh: Uh....is neutral a choice?

Saph: *shrugs* Sure.

Keefe: NEUTRAL!

Saph: Not for you.

Keefe: *mutters* Dang it.

Saph: Well....?

Keefe: *thinks for a sec* They'd make great pranks. I could get my dad to lean real close and then...BOOM!! BREAD IN THE FACE!!! *laughs maniacally*

Saph: ....Right.

Sophie: Sounds about what he deserves.

Saph: Aw, look at that. Sophie's defending him.

Sophie: *raises eyebrows* I've also defended Tam. You gonna ship me with him?

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Keefe: FOSTER IS LAYING DOWN THE BURNS!!

Saph: Fine, I'll give you that one. But to answer your question, if he wasn't the only boy not drooling over you at one point *looks pointedly at Fitz, Keefe and Dex* Then I'd ship it more. But I still think it's cute. So HA!

Dex: We've gotten reaaaally off track.....

Saph: Yes we have. Fitz, what's your opinion on toasters?

Fitz: Um....they....make good......toast.

Saph: *slow clap* *shaking her head* Truly astonishing. The beauty of your words is beyond compare.

Tam: *frowning* Speaking of which, how can you even understand us?

Saph: *sigh* Dex?

Dex: MMMMMAAAAAAGGGGGGIIIIIICCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saph: Thank you.

Tam: *mutters* Sorry I asked.

Saph: Anyway...Biana?

Biana: I want to try all the stuff you said you could put on toast--Butter, peanut butter....jelly?

Dex: That sounds weird.

Keefe: Heh, it sounds like belly.

Linh: ...It's not made out of meat, is it?

Saph: No, it is not. That'd be weird. In fact, jelly is one of the best things in the universe, but that's not the point. So Biana liked it. Sophie?

Sophie: I grew up with toasters, so.....

Saph: Right. Someone's sassy today. Fine. Time to go do my homework. *sigh* Say bye everyone!

Everyone: BBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Fitz: Can you take Sophie out now?

Saph: Whoops, gotta go! *pulls out a smoke bomb and disappears*

Everyone: ........

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Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I've been stuck on Tam's manifesting story. Any ideas on that history wise are welcome.