Saph Reacts: Tam Giving Himself Up To The Neverseen and Flashback

Literally numb at the moment. Please hold.

Saph: TAM SONG, I SWEAR TO ACTUAL GOODNESS OH MY GOSH DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN YOU'VE CAUSED ME???? DO YOU EVEN KNOW??? NO, YOU DON'T, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOW KIDNAPPED WITH THE NEVERSEEN, AND I CAN'T HANDLE IT AND I'M SCREAMING, CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING????

Linh: *casually steps in front of Tam*

Saph: I COULD NOT FUNCTION, I COULD NOT THINK, I AM STILL RANTING ABOUT IT, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'VE ANNOYED MY FRIENDS??? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A NICE AND AMAZING PERSON??? WHY CAN'T YOU THINK OF YOURSELF FOR ONCE???? YOU ARE GOING TO GO THROUGH SO MUCH AND SOPHIE FOSTER IF YOU DO NOT CHECK IN WITH HIM AS MUCH AS YOU DID WITH KEEFE I WILL ACTUALLY MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!!!

Fitz: *less casually steps in front of Sophie*

Saph: YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, BECAUSE IF YOU DO NOT I SWEAR I WILL TAKE DOWN THE NEVERSEEN MYSELF, OKAY, YOU CANNOT GET HURT!!!!! DO NOT LET THEM TURN YOU, REMEMBER LINH, REMEMBER EVERYONE WHO'S STANDING BY YOU, REMEMBER WHAT'S IMPORTANT IN LIFE AND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL!!!!!

Keefe: ....Did you get this mad when I joined the Neverseen?

Saph: Nope. And I'm not mad. He made the right choice. It's just slowly killing me.

Keefe: ....Right.

Biana: ....So, can we actually read Flashback?

Saph: *sighs* Sure.

Sophie: Oh great. That's great. Not this again.

Saph: *nodding* This again.

Dex: Oh, is this another inside look on Sophie's personal life?

Saph: Yep! And I hope Sophie's told you all the details, because otherwise...*grins maniacally* *seven copies of Flashback appear*

Linh: *takes a floating coy of Flashback and examines the cover* Maybe we should start inviting Wylie to these things. I'm sure he feels left out.

Tam: *snorts* I hardly think he's feeling left out of getting kidnapped and forced to do embarrassing things.

Linh: You don't know that.

Saph: Oh jeez, eight characters would be really hard to handle.

Fitz: *looks up from Flashback* Wait, what do you mean characters???

Saph: ....Nothing.

Everyone: ....

Saph: Flashback everybody!

Linh: So Tribunals are just as scary as I remember them....

Tam: Try boring. Is the whole book like this?

Sapphira: Most of it. But there's some nice action up ahead.

Keefe: At least my hair looked amazing!

Biana: I should have worn something nicer.

Tam: *flips back a couple of pages* Seems to me you looked nice anyway. *realizes what he said* *turns red*

Biana: *blushes* Thanks.

Saph: SEE!!!!! THIS CAN'T HAPPEN ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU LEFT!!!! AND NOW I'M SLOWLY FALLING APART BECAUSE OF THE LACK OF TIANA!!!!!!

Everyone: ....

Saph: But I still love you, Tam, don't worry.

Tam: *somehow sarcastic and terrified at the same time* Uh-huh. I was definitely getting worried there.

Saph: Back to the book.

Everyone: *reads about the Neverseen attack*

Biana: *flinches every time they get hurt* Oh my gosh, Fitz....

Linh: *has to skip it because she can't handle reading about her friends getting hurt*

Keefe: *silently reading and staring at the page in disbelief* Sophie, I had no idea...

Dex: I'm so sorry we didn't show up earlier...I really wanted to, if I hadn't spent so much time arguing with Wylie--

Sophie: Dex, it's fine. Really. Thank you for coming when you did.

Dex: *sad smile* What are friends for?

Saph: What are reacts for? Reacting.

Everyone: ....*glares at Saph*

Saph: *holds up her hands in surrender* Okay fine, sorry. Continue.

Fitz: *closes his eyes and shuts the book* I don't like reliving this.

Tam: *pale* *quietly* Yeah, I really don't want to learn how to do any of that.

Everyone: *reads about the medical center*

Keefe: Oo, Bangs Boy's winking at Foster, huh? What's up with that?

Sophie: *blushes* Keefe....

Tam: *tugs on his bangs* I don't know. It just sort of happened.

Keefe: *smirks* Riiiiiiight. Guess who believes that? *pauses for a second then whispers* Nobody....

Saph: *snorts* Nobody's dead, Keefe. Or she's dating the son of Poseidon. Whichever version you were referring to.

Keefe: *confused* Wait, what?

Saph: Riiiiiiight, we haven't finished the Percy Jackson series yet. Anyway, moving on...

Fitz: *already halfway through the book because he hasn't been talking* Wow, I'm just now realizing how unproductive we were.

Biana: Well, to be honest, I'd rather you be unproductive than be productive and end up dying because of it. That sounds kind of counter-productive.

Dex: That was a lot of productives.

Keefe: Really? I only counted four productives.

Dex: Five productives now.

Keefe: Six.

Saph: Seven actually, and it's going to stay that way. *glares at them* Back to reading.

Keefe and Dex: *mumbles* Sorry....

Biana: So....Krakie....

Keefe: *uncomfortably* Yeah....

Saph: Don't worry, Keefe. Biana's only pretending to care because she doesn't want to admit her feelings for Tam.

Tam: *glances up from Flashback* What about me?

Biana: Nothing!

Saph: *smirking*

Sophie: *sighs* Can we wrap this up, please?

Saph: Well now I'm tempted to make it go on as long as possible, but because I'm STILL PROCESSING CERTAIN DEVELOPMENTS *cough* TAAAAAM *cough* I won't.

Linh: *reading "You're the only one I trust."* That was a nice speech....

Saph: Jeez, how many love triangles does this series have??

Sophie: Wait, what do you mean how many?

Saph: Honey, please. There's The Tiana/Diana triangle, The Tamarella/Tiana triangle, the Sophitz/Flinh triangle, a possible Dinh/Lylie triangle, the Mex/Diana love triangle that's not that likely in my opinion, the Sokeefe/Kiana triangle that is thankfully fading on Biana's part, and of course, the legendary Sophitz/Sokeefe triangle.

Dex: ....That's a lot.

Tam: Since when was I part of a triangle?

Saph: Two actually. Cause Marella's got a crush on you, if you didn't notice.

Tam: *snorts* Very funny.

Saph: Yeah, that'll be a react soon enough. But we got off track.

Fitz: *reading their confession* Sophie, I really didn't realize you felt this way about me. I'm sorry, if I'd known I would have said something sooner.

Sophie: *turning super red* It's fine.

Keefe: Three....two....one....

Dex and Keefe: *gag*

Everyone: *reads about the festival*

Keefe: Baaaaaaanngs Boooooooooy, why do you want to protect Sophie so much?

Tam: *glaring defensively* Because she's my friend, in case you didn't notice. Am I not allowed to want to protect my friend who just happens to be a girl? You wouldn't say anything if it had been Dex or Fitz.

Saph: YES!!! PLEASE AND THANK YOU, TO EVERYONE WHO THINKS THAT A STRAIGHT GUY AND A STRAIGHT GIRL CAN'T JUST BE FRIENDS WITHOUT LIKING EACH OTHER OR SOMETHING, LOOK AROUND YOU, BECAUSE BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT HAPPENS!!!!!

Everyone: ....

Saph: *sighs* Sorry, continue.

Biana: *reading about Fitz beating Alvar* ....Can I skip this part?

Sophie: Please do, skip anything you want. In fact, feel free to skip the entire book!

Keefe: Yeah, not happening. It's not everyday I get an inside look into Miss Foster's head!

Saph: Unfortunately, it's only about once a year.

Dex: I guess that's a good thing for Sophie, then.

Biana: Yeah! Be grateful, Sophie.

Sophie: *groans* Easy for you to say. You don't have some woman rummaging around your brain.

Saph: *laughs* Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that. Look in the back of the book.

Everyone: *sees the Fitz pov chapter*

Fitz: ....Uh oh.

Keefe: Haha, Fitzypoo's about to be exposed.

Saph: Oh yeah, you have one too.

Keefe: WHAT???

Saph: Yeah, so remember when you were stuck on bed rest in Nightfall, and you made those amazing paintings for Sophie? Weeeeeeelllllll, pretty much every fangirl knows exactly what you said about Sophie.

Sophie: ....Keefe?

Keefe: *trying to play it off* You shouldn't be so surprised, Foster. I talk about you quite a bit.

Saph: Personally, I'm hoping for a Tam pov chapter next book and Biana one in the book nine.

Dex: What, no love for me?

Saph: Aw, of course Dex. I'm just really desperate for Tiana, since they had like two moments in this book and neither of them was a real interaction.

Tam and Biana: ....

Saph: But anyway, back to the book.

Everyone: *reads about Tam's capture*

Tam: *closes the book* Yeah, I think I'm going to skip this part, if that's alright with you.

Linh: *starts tearing up again* Tam....

Biana: I'm so sorry this had to happen....

Tam: *tugging on his bangs* Yeah, so am I. But I couldn't let them hurt Linh. I didn't have a choice.

Sophie: Tam, you had a choice.

Tam: So did my parents. But I wasn't going to be like them and make the wrong one.

Everyone: ....

Saph: I just wish we got more of a reaction. We never got to see how you guys acted when you heard the news.

Biana: I was in shock. I didn't really know what to do except lean on Dex for support.

Fitz: I comforted Sophie. She was in pretty bad shape.

Keefe: Same.

Dex: I just stood with Biana. Marella didn't really say anything.

Linh: *quietly* And I stood alone.

Tam: *looks away*

Saph: *sniffling* Dang it guys, these are supposed to be funny.

Linh: Do we have to finish this book?

Saph: No. It's fine, I suppose.

Everyone: *sighs in relief*

Saph: By the way, Sophie's unmatchable.

Fitz: WHAT?????

Sophie: *winces* I was going to tell you....

Saph: Anyway, say bye everyone! I think that was emotionally exhausting enough for one day.

Everyone: BBBBBBBBBYYYYYEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Saph: And try to survive till book eight!!!

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So, confessions time....I don't really want to make a Road Trips part 2. *sigh* I hardly remember Prague, and there's not much to do, so I'm not sure how good it'll be. So unless you guys really want it, I won't write it. BUT, if someone comments that they want it, then I'll make it. It's up to you.