KOTLC Reacts: Star Wars vs. Star Trek

Sophie: Star Wars.

Dex: Star Trek.

Sophie: Star Wars.

Dex: Star Trek.

Keefe: Does anyone want to explain what the heck any of these are and how Dex knows about them?

Dex: Mom has a bunch of human movies and we watched them as a family. They're awesome.

Sophie: Star Wars is better.

Dex: No way. Star Trek has much more sophisticated technology.

Fitz: Um, would anyone like to explain what's going on?

Saph: It'd be easier to show you. *begins to put in Star Wars number Four* (A/N: I forgot what it was called.)

Tam: Okay, I know I'm not the best at math, but I'm pretty sure you start with one, not four.

Saph: *glares at Tam* Who's the expert here?

Tam: *raises his hands in surrender* Okay, okay. Fine.

Sophie: You have to watch Star Wars in the order they were made. After the fourth, fifth and sixth, they made prequels one, two and three.

Biana: Seems a bit weird. Then why not number them in the order they were made?

Fitz: She just said because one, two and three are prequels.

Biana: But still.

Saph: Anyway....

Everyone: *watches all the Star Wars movies*

Saph and Sophie: Han!!!! Han whyyyyyyy...... *starts crying because Han died in the Force Awakens* (A/N: idk, I just feel like Sophie would like Han...)

Biana: Why is Chewbacca so hairy?

Saph: He's not Harry, he's Chewbacca. You just said his name.

Biana: *thoroughly confused*

Sophie: *grumbling* I can't believe you guys have never read Harry Potter...

Fitz: Potters? Aren't those people that make pottery?

Saph and Sophie: *facepalm*

Dex: He's not wrong though...

Keefe: What?!?! Did Dizznee just agree with Fitz???? THIS IS LEGENDARY, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE WORLD?????

Saph: Guys. You're missing the movies. Shut up and watch.

Tam: But we finished them all...

Saph: And yet, there's a movie playing, Tam, so don't argue. My friends have tried, and failed.

Sophie: *explaining cause she's nicer than I am* She put Star Trek in.

Everyone: *nods* Makes sense.

*50 BILLION HOURS LATER*

Saph: So, who was your favorite character in Star Wars?

Biana: Princess Leia and Rey, of course.

Linh: Yeah, girl power. *high fives Biana*

Sophie: I do like her, but I like Han. He's reasonable.

Biana: *whispers* Kinda cute, too...

Fitz: Well, I like Luke. It took a lot of guts to go on an adventure he had no idea about.

Saph: Dex?

Dex: I don't know...I mean, I like Star Trek so much better but I guess I liked C3PO and R2. They were funny, and I liked how it showed C3PO being built in the prequels.

Keefe: Way to make it techy, Dexy *rolls his eyes* Anyway, I liked Chewbacca, Han, Jabba the Hut cause he looks weird, Poe Dameron was boss, and I guess Luke Skywalker, but he was just...*shakes his head* bland.

Saph: Kinda like Fitz.

Sophie, Fitz and Linh: *glare at Saph*

Saph: *cough* I mean what?

Fitz: I am not bland. I'm supportive—

Saph: *waves him off* Yeah, yeah, I know. You're supportive all the time, and gushy and totally in love with Sophie—

Sophie: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Saph: Heh heh....whoops...sorry not sorry anyway what'd you think Tam?

Fitz: Hey wait a second—

Saph: *trying to avoid talking about (ew) Sophitz* TAM?

Tam: Uh...this was a lot more interesting, can we get back to the Fitzphie?

Saph: NO

Tam: Okay, okay, sheesh *raises his hands in surrender* You're like Linh when she gets upset. Anyway, I like C3PO. He was literally the only reasonable one there. Rey kinda reminds me of Linh and Biana. She's fierce.

Biana: Aaawwww...

Tam: *turns pink* I would like Leia, but she kept kissing Luke when she knew he was her brother, sooooooo......*turns to Linh* You do know how weird that is, right? That's like you kissing me. *shudders* Ew.

Linh: Agreed. But...I don't know, that's different. I know you're my brother. She had a feeling.

Tam: And I have a feeling I'm not going to be able to look at you for a few days. *looks at her* *shudders again* Nope.

Keefe: Aw, you'd much rather be kissing Biana, wouldn't you, Bangs Boy?

Tam: *turns red* *mutters* Shut up...

Keefe, Linh and Saph: HE DIDN'T DENY IT!!!!!!!!

Sophie: Hey, Finn and Keefe both have something in common. They both were on the wrong side, then defected...or in Keefe's case, came back.

Saph: *pretends not to have already figured that out* Good job Sophie! How did you ever make that connection?

Dex: Guys! It's time for Star Trek!

Saph: Fine. Favorite characters?

Dex: All of them.

Sophie: All the girls and Dr. Bones. I kinda like Scotty too (A/N: idk who that is, I just felt like I should include him)

Fitz. I liked Captain Kirk.

Saph: That sounds like a kids show...

Biana: Fitz always likes the hero.

Saph: *gasp* Is that why you like Sophie?

Sophie: *turns red*

Fitz: No. I like her because she's caring and beautiful and shoot I just said I liked her...heh...*to Sophie, who is now as red as a tomato* Surprise?

Saph: Okay, bleh.

Keefe and Dex: *gagging in a corner*

Saph: Let's move on, shall we? Who do the rest of you like?

Linh: I like Jayla and Kalara.

Biana: Same girl. *high five again*

Tam: Spock. No emotions, whatsoever. Incredible. Or Dr. Bones. He's cool. I kinda liked Jayla. She's awesome.

Biana: And there's Tam, with the fierce and amazing girls.

Saph: *gasps for the second time* Is that why you like Biana?

Tam: Whaaaa...no...what? That's...that's crazy...no...I don't...I don't like Biana...like that...no...

Everyone: ...

Tam: *turning red* Shut up. Star Trek guys. Back on track.

Keefe: Aw but Bangs Boy...

Saph: TIANA IS REAL okay, he's right, we should get back to the react. Keefe?

Keefe: Yeah, I kinda liked Dr. Bones. He was sarcastic. They need more of that in space.

Saph: You know what show has lots of sarcasm in space? Voltron.

Everyone: ...

Saph: But as much as I'd love to, we need to finish this one. So final question...drumroll please!

Everyone: ...

Saph: Seriously, guys? You're just going to leave me hanging? Fine. *does the drumroll herself* Which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?

Sophie: Star Wars.

Dex: Star Trek.

Sophie: Star. Wars.

Dex: Star Trek!

Saph: Guys!

Biana: Star Trek. It had more active girls early on. Plus, I like the world.

Keefe: Really? I'm Star Wars, because of that. The creatures are so cool. Think of all the things you could do with those things.

Tam: I don't really care either way? But I guess Star Wars, because I liked Kylo Ren and Darth Vader...though Darth Vader was just the normal "evil cause I can be" villain. I did like his backstory though.

Saph: *to Tam* I'm pretty sure this is the most you've talked in any of my reacts ever. We should do this more often.

Biana: Yeah. I like hearing your opinion. *turns pink* I mean...

Saph: *vibrating with Bam Socker cuteness*

Fitz: I like Star Wars better. According to Sophie, it's a classic.

Saph: And as far as I know, more popular also.

Linh: I kinda like Star Wars better. There's a lot more creativity in the world they created, and the plot. Plus, I really like Rey. (A/N: I am totally making all of this up, btw, don't quote me)

Saph: And I think that wraps it up. I think I've kept Maren waiting for this react long enough. Everyone, say goodbye and we can go eat Mallowmelt!

Everyone: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So, if you're wondering about the super big change in shipping, it's because i started this react a while ago and finished it recently (ish), and it was next in line so I just....yeah. That's why. So now I'm neural, and i'm sorry if anything I say in these is offensive.