KOTLC Reacts: Slime

Biana: I'll pass.

Fitz: Oh come on. Stop being such a girly girl.

Keefe: Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. I love slime! Especially if it's brightly colored. *turns to Saph* Is it brightly colored?

Saph: Oh, you have no idea.

Sophie: *sighs* This is gonna be messy, isn't it?

Saph: Most likely.

Linh: Well, I hope it's worth it.

Tam: I doubt it will be.

Linh: Can you at least try to be positive.

Tam: Trust me, you don't want that.

Dex: So, is slime something you make?

Saph: You can make it, yeah. And because I'm evil and bored and need a good laugh, I'm gonna have you guys make it yourself.

Biana: *sarcastically* Yay.

Fitz: This'll be...interesting.

Tam: *sighs* Let's get this over with.

Saph: Well you sound excited.

Sophie: Well, you're other ones haven't exactly been...cheer worthy.

Dex: We died!

Saph: Yeah, that was an unforeseen circumstance. But I brought you back! Then Lauren kidnapped you...

Tam: Rescued's more like it.

Saph: But still! Isn't this better than almost dying because an evil organization is trying to take over the world?

Everyone: ......

Saph: That's what I thought. Now, everyone take some slime. *takes seven different slimes out of her magical bag*

Biana: *backs away* I don't think so.

Keefe: Aw, come on, it'll be awesome. *takes a fluffy green one* Ooooooo, it feels good.

Linh: *grabs a soft stretchy blue one* Wow. It does feel good. What's in this?

Fitz: *playing with a turquoise one* Yeah, seriously. How did you do this?

Saph: Uh, I wish I did that. All my attempts suck. It just turns into a gooey mess. But your three have lotion in them. Keefe, yours also has shampoo.

A/N: I don't know if that actually works, but because I can be magical, it does here. MMMAAAAGGGIIICCCCC

Keefe: Oh, lotion? Maybe if I do this... *smears slime all over his face* That feels kinda good.

Dex: This is so weird...why is it crunchy? *holds up his yellow one*

Saph: Oh, that one has Styrofoam in it. Lots of people find it soothing.

Biana: *still won't go near it* I don't think so.

Fitz: You haven't even tried it.

Biana: And I don't plan to.

Tam: Uh-uh. If I have to do this, so do you. *picks up a magenta slime with two fingers and hands it to her* Happy inception day. *picks up the only black one*

Biana: *wrinkles her nose and takes it* Thanks.

Keefe: Aw, look at that. How cute. *continues to rub it on his face and arms* Hey...if this has shampoo too...*reaches up to put it in his hair*

Saph and Sophie: NO!!!

Keefe: *rubs it in his hair like he was washing it* Aaahhhhh. That feels good.

Saph: Not it!

Linh: Not it what?

Saph: Not it for telling Keefe...

Dex: What's wrong?

Sophie: Well, slime can get kind of...sticky...

Keefe: *freezes* What?

Everyone else: Not it!!

Keefe: *hyperventilating* Whadayamean sticky? Will this come out? *tugs at the slime* FOSTER HELP!!

Tam: *trying really hard not to laugh* Nope, I can't do ithahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Biana: *gasps* Don't worry, Biana's here. *rushes over like an overprotective mother*

Fitz: This isn't good.

Saph: Oh don't worry. You guys haven't even made your own yet.

Everyone except Biana *who is still obsessing over Keefe*: Uh oh.

Saph: Yup!

Sophie: But can't you get the slime out of Keefe's hair?

Dex: Yeah, you're magical!

Saph: Well, I mean, I could but...

Linh: But what?

Saph: But it's Monday and I really don't feel like it.

Keefe: FOSTER!!!!!!! FOSTER HELP!!!!!! IT'S GOT ME!!!!!!! IT'S DRAGGING ME UNDER!!!!!!!

Tam: *doubled over* Can't HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA stop HAHAHAHAHA laughing HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Saph: *sigh* Fine. But only cause he's annoying as heck.

Tam: No, don't!

Saph: *snaps her fingers* *slime disappears*

Tam: Man. That was the best part of my week.

Dex: Must have been an exciting week.

Linh: *to Keefe* Are you okay?

Keefe: *sniffles* I'm traumatized...

Sophie: *rolls her eyes* You're ridiculous.

Keefe: *winks* That's why you love me.

Sophie: *blushes*

Saph: *whispers* Keefoster is real...

Sophie: *sighs* Let's just make slime.

Saph: *Grins evilly* Well, if you insist... *claps and a bunch of ingredients appear on the table*

Biana: That's a lot of stuff.

Dex: Huh. They make sense though. I mean, how the borax reacts to the glue... *starts talking chemicals even though he hates chemicals*

A/N: I actually don't really know how to make slime so just bare with me here...

Saph: Let's get going people! My computer time's a wastin'!

Everyone: *sits at the table and grabs a bowl*

Saph: Now, the process is simple. *rattles off a bunch of instructions* Everyone got it?

Keefe: Wait, what—

Saph: GO!

Sophie: *makes a perfect teal slime*

Keefe: *doesn't know what to do so he copies Sophie, but ends up with a bunch of blue dyed glue and doesn't know what to do with it*

Dex: *somehow technofies his and makes it glow and recite random Star Trek lines*

Linh: *gets distracted looking at Dex's glowing creation and accidentally adds toothpaste*

Biana: *gets over her slimephobia and makes it crunchy and rainbow colored with a bunch of sparkles*

Tam: *just sits there with a bowl of glue because he really doesn't see the point to all this*

Fitz: *has Sophie transmit all the instructions to him so he makes a perfect one as well*

Saph: Well then! Let's see what you guys made! *walks around and inspects all the slimes* Sophie, I'm gonna be unbiased here cause I'm a nice person and give you a one hundred percent. And I see you made it teal...interesting... Keefe...You know what, you tried, so one hundred also. Dex—OH MY GOSH CAN I HAVE THAT????

Dex: *confused and feeling slightly harassed* Uh...sure...?

Saph: Thanks. Anyway...Linh, you weren't supposed to add toothpaste. I tried that with Ella and trust me, it did not work.

Linh: *blushes* Sorry.

Saph: *grins* But since I know your reasons *looks slyly at Dex* I'll give you a one hundred. Fitz, I can hear transmissions, remember? So, I'll give you a ninety-nine.

Fitz: *looks disappointed*

Keefe: Haha, look at the Great Fitzy now.

Dex: *whispers* Yes, finally...

Saph: Just kidding, I'm not that mean. One hundred!

Dex: Dang it!

Saph: Biana...wow...I think I'm going blind here guys...too much color...someone help... *stumbles around and runs into things*

Tam: Wow.

Saph: You know what, you didn't even do anything, so you can't be talking.

Keefe: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Saph: But you're my favorite character, and I'm giving you a hundred because I can be biased whenever I want.

Keefe: WHAT?!?!?! How is that fair?!?!?!

Tam: *smirks*

Saph: Okay so basically, everyone failed, except for Dex, Biana and Sophie * mutters* Naturally—

Fitz: What'd you say?

Saph: Nothing! Anyway, you all failed except Sophie, Biana and Dex--Fitz, yours doesn't count because you cheated--so none of you get to take the slime home.

Dex, Biana, Linh and Fitz: AAWWWWWWWWW

Tam: Thank gosh.

Keefe: *shudders* I hate that stuff. Never. Never again.

Tam: *teasing* Are you scared?

Keefe: No!

Tam: Oh really? *picks up Sophie's slime and waves it in Keefe's face*

Linh: Tam...

Sophie: Seriously, not a good idea—

Tam: *shoves the slime in Keefe's hair*

Everyone: ............

Keefe: *slowly turns red*

Saph: Uh oh.

Keefe: BANGS BOY!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA MURDER YOU!!!!!!

Saph: *while Keefe chases Tam around the room, overturning chairs and screaming death threats* Well, I think this about wraps up this react, what do you guys think?

Everyone: *nods vigorously*

Keefe: BANGS BOY, GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Tam: *leaping over the back of the couch* NO THANKS!!!!!!!!

Saph: Oooookay, everyone better say goodbye while we still have everyone alive.

Linh: *shakes her head* Why do we always end these with someone trying to kill someone else?

Dex: She's actually right.

Biana: What do you mean, actually?

Dex: *blushing* Nothing—I mean—that's not—

Fitz: *sigh* He's almost as bad as Sophie.

Sophie: Excuse me?

Saph: Okay, I don't need a mass character murder again. Just say goodbye and settle your arguments somewhere that Elwin can come running if you need him.

Everyone: *grumbles* bye.

Keefe: YOU RUINED THE HAIR, YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!!!!!!!!

Saph: Come on, be more like Keefe! Enthusiasm!

Keefe: *stops and looks around* I heard my name.

Tam: *breathing hard* Dang. He's like a pet.Call his name and BOOM, there he is.

Keefe: *whirls back on Tam*

Saph: Guys, now would be good!!!!!!

Everyone: BBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So, as you can see, I wrote this during my Keefoster phase, which didn't last as long as my Sophitz phase. But I was a Dinh shipper for a whiiiiiiiiiiile, really until Wylie became a more major character.