KOTLC Reacts: Road Trips!!!

Sophie: Oh jeez.

Fitz: Does this mean...?

Sophie: Yes.

Everyone: CARS??????!?!!!!!!?

Saph: Haha yup.

Keefe: NO. NOOOOO I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!!

Biana: Are you even allowed to drive????

Saph: If I said no would that make you more scared...?

Everyone: Yes!!!!!!

Saph: Then yes, I am very capable of driving!

Fitz: *transmitting to Sophie* Read her mind to see if she's lying.

Sophie: *transmitting back* On it. *tries to read Saph's mind*

Saph: Yeah, you wish. My mind is even more impenetrable than Sophie's. Even if she enhances you, you can't break through. So just stop trying.

Fitz: *put out* Man...

Dex: *looking around* Hey, where'd Linh go?

Biana: And Tam?

Disembodied voice: Hiding.

Other disembodied voice: Linh! You weren't supposed to tell them!! That defeats the whole purpose of HIDING!!!!

First voice: Well it would've been rude to just ignore them.

*SHADOWS DISAPPEAR*

Tam: *banging his head against the wall* We're all gonna die now.

Linh: ...Whoops?

Saph: Guys...it's not...it's not that bad...stop being Dobby and get over here. It's road trip time!!!

Everyone: *groans*

Biana: Can I at least say goodbye to all my friends?

Saph: Biana, all your friends are right here.

Biana: Hey!

Saph: Though I suppose we could invite Jensi...

Everyone but Sophie: NO!

Sophie: I think that'd be fine...

Keefe: I'm sorry, but I can't spend hours with a kid who lives on, like, seven billion packets of sugar a day.

Dex: How long is this road trip anyway?

Saph: Until I get tired of you guys.

Dex: So not that long, then.

Saph: You'd be surprised. I put up with all sorts of strange people, I can deal with you seven.

Tam: I think that's our cue to be as annoying as possible.

Keefe: Agreed. *to Saph* Hypothetical question, have you ever wanted to dye your hair?

Saph: Stay away from my hair, Keefe Sencen. I don't want blue hair.

Keefe: *mutters* Dang it.

Dex: She never said she doesn't want pink hair.

Keefe: True!

Saph: I don't want colored hair!!

Dex: *mutters* Dang it.

Saph: *turns to Sophie* Help me herd them into the car.

Sophie: Why me?

Saph: *drily* Because you're the only one not about to die of fear.

Everyone else: *in various states of panic*

Sophie: *glances at them in concern* Maybe this isn't the best idea...

Saph: Oh please, when have any of these been a "good idea"? Good ideas are overrated.

Sophie: Uh, I'm pretty sure that's not true.

Saph: *lowers sunglasses that magically appeared on her face* Name one of your grand plans that was a good idea.

Sophie: ...Fair point.

Saph: *holds up a megaphone* THE COW GOES MOO!!!!

Everyone: ....What?

Saph: *lowers the megaphone and glares around the room* LEO VALDEZ!!! FIX MY MEGAPHONE RIGHT NOW OR I'LL THROW YOU INTO TARTARUS MYSELF!!!

Everyone: *stares*

Saph: *muttering under her breath* *snaps her fingers and holds up the megaphone again* OKAY, LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN!! EVERYONE IN THE CAR!!

Fitz: Um, what car?

Saph: *looks around* Oh yeah, good point. Hold on. *snaps her fingers and transports everybody into a giant van* There!

Everyone except Sophie: *terrified*

Sophie: These are nice seats.

Tam: *high-pitched voice* Linh, I want you to know that you're the best sister I could ask for and if I don't make it out alive, do me a favor and kick Dad in the--

Saph: HEY LOOK A DEER!! *turns around and glares at Tam* Keep it family friendly.

Tam: I was talking about family.

Linh: I don't think that's what she meant...

Saph: *gets comfortable in the driver's seat* Okay, how do we work this...?

Keefe: *super high-pitched voice* I thought you knew how to drive?????

Saph: *laughs* Oh yeah, I was lying. Anyway, hang on!!

Everyone: *starts screaming*

Saph: *sighs and rests her forehead on the steering wheel* Don't make me do this...

Everyone: *continues screaming*

Saph: Welp, you've forced my hand. *takes a deep breath* EVERYONE SHUT THE FLIP UP OR I'LL MURDER EVERY ONE OF YOU AND ASK NICO TO RAISE YOUR GHOSTS SO I CAN TORTURE YOU SLOWLY!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *silence*

Saph: Better. Now, enjoy yourselves. *makes a bunch of stuff appear in the back*

Sophie: *tries to backseat navigate throughout the entire trip*

Linh: *curls up with a stuffed animal and somehow manages to go to sleep*

Biana: *does her makeup in the rearview mirror*

Tam: *listens to Fallout Boy and occasionally gets into fights with Keefe*

Fitz: *tries to distract Sophie with games and things*

Keefe: *ropes Sophie, Fitz and Dex into a game of Eye-Spy*

Dex: *gets his hands on an iPhone and beats every game he downloads*

Saph: *tries her best to obey traffic laws and not kill everybody*

Tam: So, quick question. Do you actually know where you're going, or were you just planning on driving until you run out of gas?

Saph: *not looking at him* The second one.

Tam: Oh, okay. That's great.

Saph: Why, there someplace you wanna go?

Linh: Paris would be nice.

Sophie and Dex: NOT PARIS!!!!

Linh: Oh.....right.....

Saph: Shame. I'd like to go to Paris. How about......Prague?

Everyone: *shrugs*

Saph: Prague it is.

Sophie: Bit that's across the ocean. How are we--

Saph and Dex: MMMMMMMAAAAAAGGGGGGIIIIICCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saph: Hold on to your personal items, people. We're goin' to Prague!!

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So, I've had this for a while but literally just finished it right now, and I'm feeling lazy, so this is gonna have a part two. At some point. Sorry. It was just getting really long.