KOTLC Reacts: Percy Jackson

Keefe: Foster, what's—

Saph: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *terrified*

Sophie: Umm...

Saph: PPPPPPEEEEERRRRRRCCCCCCCYYYYYYYYYYY

Everyone: *backs up a step*

Saph: Okay, I'm good now.

Fitz: Are you sure about that...?

Saph: No, I'm actually very unstable, but that sucks for you guys because you're stuck with me whether you like it or not!

Tam: *mutters* Oh, wonderful.

Saph: So anyway, since I'm pretty sure none of you have read this—

Sophie: I have.

Saph: Okay, since no one likable has read this—

Sophie: Hey!

Dex: Be nice to Sophie!

Fitz: Yeah! She's been through a lot more than—

Saph: *waves them off* Yeah, yeah, I know. We'll argue about this later. So anyway, this series is about a kid who's actually a demigod, and he goes on all sorta of adventures with his demigod/goat friends.

Biana: ...Goats?

Linh: ...What are goats doing in here?

Saph: You will see. Now *pulls the five copies of the series* REACT!!!!

Keefe: Man, what is with these chapter names?

Sophie: Hey, he's the same age as me when my life turned upside down...

Saph: Or got better. Depends on how you look at it. *looks pointedly at Keefe and Fitz*

Tam: Okay, so let me get this straight. This woman decided to try and hold off a minotaur. On her own! Jeez, humans are stupid.

Saph: *staring and stuttering in disbelief*

Biana: So you're telling me you wouldn't do the same thing?

Tam: *turns pink* Well, maybe for certain people...but I'm an elf. She's not.

Saph: TAM SONG, SALLY JACKSON IS ONE OF THE BRAVEST PEOPLE IN THIS FREAKING SERIES!!!!! SHE'S JUST TRYING TO SAVE HER SON!!!!!

Keefe: Yeah, Tam. What's wrong with you?

Tam: *throws his hands into the air* Well, excuse me for trying to be reasonable.

Linh: Wait. No. No no, that wasn't supposed to happen. She can't be dead! NO!

*TEN MINUTES LATER*

Biana: *fangirls* Percabeth for life!!!!!

Saph: Yeah, the zoo truck was great.

Dex: Who wants to bet it's not actually Hades?

Fitz: *raises his hand* I bet ten lusters it is.

Dex: Oh, you're on.

Saph: I feel like this will be a problem when you get older.

*TEN MORE MINUTES LATER*

Dex: I TOLD YOU!!!!! I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T HIM!!!!!!

Fitz: *grumbling* *hands over ten lusters*

Saph: Sophie, you've been awfully quiet. Are you perhaps thinking about how much Percy looks like Fitz?

Biana: *looks back and forth between her brother and the book* Oh my gosh he does!!!!!!!

Sophie: *turns red* N-no. I just...no.

Saph: MMMMMMHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *finishes book one*

Saph: *innocently* So, how was it?

Everyone: ...

Sophie: When can we get the next one?

Saph: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'VE GOT YOU HOOKED!!!!!!!!!

Biana and Linh: PERCABETH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saph: Yyyyyessssssss...............

Tam: I mean, the characters were pretty good. It was alright. Not my thing.

Saph: No. No, no, no no nonono. I refuse to let you say it was alright. NO! IT WAS AMAZING AND YOU KNOW IT!

Tam: Aren't I entitled to have my own opinion—?

Saph: NNNNOOOOOOOOO

Tam: *glares* It. Was. Alright.

Saph: *about ready to tackle him*

Linh: *whispers* Please don't severely injure my brother...

Saph: Fine, but only for you, Linh. *glares at Tam and takes a deep breath* What about you, Fitz?

Fitz: *shrugs* Yeah, I thought it was okay. I like Annabeth, though. She reminds me of someone...

Saph: *grins* Oh really? Do tell.

Fitz: She reminds me of Sophie.

Sophie: *turns red*

Keefe: Hey, I noticed that too!

Dex: *grumbles about Sophitz*

Tam: *whistles* Someone's jealous. *cough* Keefe *cough cough*

Saph: Dex?

Dex: I thought the plot was pretty solid, actually. That's what I was most afraid of. But he did good.

Linh: Yeah, Rick Riordan's really nice. He let Percy's mom come back.

Saph: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I know you did not just say Rick Riordan's nice. Nope. I didn't hear it.

Sophie: But she did...

Saph: Well, you'll change your mind before long. Speaking of which, this react is getting too long, so say bye, and I'll come back with more Percy!!!

Biana: And Percabeth?

Saph: Lots of Percabeth. Now, say bye!

Everyone: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Surprisingly, these are pretty hard to write, but I promise I will do the other books in the series. I just have to finish up a couple other ones first.

Also, sorry if I offended anyone with my roasting of Sophie. She just gets on my nerves a lot.