KOTLC Reacts: Pancakes and bananas

Sophie: Random much?

Keefe: Foster what's—

Sophie: Don't. Even. Think about it.

Saph: Oookay, everybody stay away from Sophie, she looks like she wants to punch somebody.

Sophie: I do not!

Fitz: *frowns* I've had a banana before, but...what's a pancake?

Biana: Is it like, a cake made out of a pan...what's a cake?

Saph: *stares* Wow. You guys are missing out. Like, a lot.

Tam: Just tell us what pancakes are.

Linh: And bananas.

Saph: I will, just let me explain where this came from.

Everyone: *groan*

Saph: Jeez, guys. I thought you loved me.

Dex: *snorts* You mean, love the obsessed psycho who kidnaps us and makes us to stupid things we don't want to do?

Saph: Yes, so glad you understand. Anyway, I was on the bus and I was sitting by this annoying girl and I looked at a house and randomly started singing "pancakes and bananas" to the tune of Apples and Bananas—

Everyone: *stares in confusion*

Saph: Right, you don't know what that is. I'll show you. *pulls up Apples and Bananas on YouTube*

Everyone: *stares in horror*

Keefe: What the heck is wrong with humans?

Saph: I really don't know. But anyway, the girl looked at me weird and I was like "Pancakes and bananas. Please don't as, ask, ask. Pancakes and bananas." Then she just looked away.

Everyone: *crickets*

Saph: PEST CONTROL!

Tam: Okay, can we just get on with the react? Cause some of us actually have lives that we need to get back to, and they don't involve listening to slightly disturbing stories about your bus ride, whatever that is.

Keefe: Aw, did you have plans for this afternoon? Planning on writing about Biana in your diary?

Biana: *turns pink and looks awkwardly away*

Tam: *turns red* What—I—I don't—I DON'T HAVE A FREAKING DIARY OKAY?!

Keefe: So you DO like Biana!

Tam: *super Sophie-level red* N-no.

Keefe: Then why did you only address the diary?

Biana: *still looking everywhere but Tam*

Saph: ISHIPITISHIPITISHIPIT!!!!!!!!

Tam: NO! THAT IS NOT WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!

Dex: Yeah, we kind of got off track.

Fitz: Aaaaanyway, back to Saph and her weird pancake/banana obsession.

Saph: It is not an obsession; it was just the first thing that popped into my head at the time.

Linh: Yeah...but why?

Saph: My mind is a complex maze of creativity and amazingness that you will never understand. (A/N: I wish) Now, on to the pancakes!

Saph: *snaps her fingers and magical griddle appears* Sophie, come help, cause I'm assuming you made pancakes in San Diego?

Sophie: *nods* Yeah, but—

Saph: Great! Help.

Saph and Sophie: *make pancake batter that vaguely resembles pancake batter*

Saph: Okay, shape requests anyone?

Keefe: *hand shoot sin the air* OO, A GULON!

Dex: Robot!!!

Linh: Wave please, if you can.

Fitz: *shrugs* I don't know. I saw this cool instrument thingy in the Forbidden Cities when I was—

Everyone else: SEARCHING FOR SOPHIE, WE KNOW!

Keefe: Get to the point, man.

Fitz: Jeez, fine. It was like gold and curved and had lots of buttons—

Saph: Oh, a saxophone.

Fitz: I think that's what the guy called it, yeah.

Sophie: You like saxophones? Those are my favorite. (A/N: Idk why)

Fitz: *grins at her* Mine too.

Dex and Keefe: *GGAAAGGG*

Tam: *rolls his eyes* One point for Fitzphie.

Saph: It's Sophitz, and Keefoster is better.

Keefe: YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Saph: Anyway, anything else?

Tam: Nope.

Sophie: I'll take an imp.

Biana: Oh, I want a princess with a jeweled tiara and elaborate ball gown with sequins.

Everyone: *stares*

Biana: I'm just kidding, jeez. I'll take a heart.

Saph: Well, too bad. Because of my lack of artistic skills, you all get blobs. Unless Keefe wants to come up here and do them?

Keefe: *shrugs* Sure, I'll give it a shot. *takes the ladle and starts making awesome shapes with the batter and hands them to everybody*

Sophie: Wow.

Fitz: Dude, you're amazing.

Dex: The robot though...it looks exactly like it does on MeTube.

Saph: You mean YouTube?

Dex: No, I mean MeTube.

Biana: Keefe, this is the most symmetrical heart I've ever seen.

Fitz: That's the best compliment you can give?

Biana: Give me a break, I'm hungry.

Tam: *sarcastically* I love your creativity.

Tam's pancake: BANGS BOY SUCKS

Keefe: HAHAHAHAHA yeah that one's my favorite.

Linh: This is a very detailed wave. Thank you.

Saph: Good job, Keefe. Where's mine?

Keefe: You don't get one.

Saph: *pouts* Why not?

Keefe: Because...uh...

Tam: *with his mouth full of pancake* Ehause you idnap innocen people.

Keefe: Yes! Thank you...Tam. (A/N: Voltron reference ;) bc i can)

Saph: Wait...did you two just...agree with each other?

Everyone: *minds explode*

Linh: *the only sane one left* *to Tam* Don't talk with your mouth full.

Tam: *with his mouth full* Mae me.

Linh: *sighs* Brothers.

Saph: *barely recovers from this incredible shock* So? What do you think?

Biana: They're good! Sweet, but not too much. I like them.

Keefe: Aw, they could use more sugar.

Fitz: Everything could use more sugar with you.

Keefe: Yep. Isn't that right, Foster? *winks at Sophie* Wanna give me some sugar?

Saph: You sound like my grandpa. My old, southern grandpa.

Everyone but Keefe: *bursts out laughing*

Keefe: *turns red* Yeah, well, I'd be a great grandpa!

Tam: Care to prove it?

Saph and Fitz and Dex: NO!!!

Sophie: *turning red* Annnyyyyway...

Dex: *final glare at Keefe* I really liked them. They're super fluffy, too. How'd you do that?

Saph: Whipped egg whites. It sounds gross, but it helps a lot.

Tam: *shrugs* Yeah, they were okay.

Linh: You literally just stuffed your face with pancakes and you say they were okay???

Tam: Hey, I was hungry! I didn't eat before we got kidnapped!

Fitz: I think I like these a lot better than bananas, that's for sure.

Linh: I've never had a banana, but I agree. They were really good.

Saph: So anyway, glad you all like them, but I think it's time for bananas!

Fitz: *groans* Can I skip this since I already know what it tastes like?

Saph: *cheerfully* Nope! *reaches into her magic bag and pulls out seven bananas* Here everyone! React!

Keefe: *stares at his banana* How are we supposed to do this?

Tam: *imagines hitting Keefe over the head with his* I have a few ideas...

Saph: You eat it!

Sophie: But you have to peel it first. *glares at Saph* We are not having another orange incident.

Saph: Oh yeah, haha. That was hilarious.

Sophie: *shows everyone how to peel their banana*

Everyone: *takes a bite*

Biana: *turns green and spits it out into a convenient trashcan* EEEEWWWWWWWW IT'S MUSHY!!!!!!

Keefe: *chewing thoughtfully* It's squishy. I kinda like it.

Fitz: *making a face* You would.

Linh: *trying to repress a gag* It's...uh...it's...*shudders* It's interesting.

Tam: *holding his as far away from him as possible* Never again. I will never eat again.

Dex: I bet these have so many pesticides and chemicals on them...

Sophie: *shrugs* They're okay. I've never felt any particular way towards bananas, but I know Amy really liked them.

Saph: Yeah, they're okay. I don't really like them but oh well. So, did you like pancakes and bananas?

Sophie: I liked the pancakes the best—

Fitz: And hated the bananas.

Everyone but Keefe: Agreed!

Biana: Awww, look, they're finishing each other's sentences.

Dex and Keefe: BLEH!

Saph: Well, this react is long enough I think. Say bye everyone or I'll make you eat bananas for the rest of your lives!

Everyone but Keefe: ANYTHING BUT THE BANANAS!!

Saph: Say byyyee......

Everyone but Keefe: BBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keefe: *shrugs* I actually wouldn't mind eating bananas...

Everyone else: KEEFE!!!!

Keefe: Fine, jeez. *grumbling under his breath* Bye.