KOTLC React: part 1: I brought them back!!!!

Sophie: What do you mean?

Saph: You were all dead.

Everyone: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Saph: You didn't know that?

Fitz: *frowns* I remember Sophie accidentally stepping on my face.

Sophie: *turns red* Sorry.

Keefe: Well, I'm sure I died heroically and gloriously.

Tam: *snorts* Uh, you died with a whole lot of screaming and promising to stop calling me Bangs Boy.

Saph: Wait, then how did all of you die? Shouldn't there be one person who won?

Dex: I don't know. Someone set off an explosion. That's how I died, I'm pretty sure.

Biana: Yeah, that was you.

Linh: *looking queasy* I don't like this conversation.

Tam: Wait a second. WHO KILLED LINH?!?!?!

Everyone: *shrugs*

Saph: Well, I have video footage, but I don't want to send Tam on a rampage and have him kill you all again...that's way too much paperwork.

Sophie: Wait, there's footage of all of these?

Saph: Yep. It also picks up telepathic conversations and shadow whispering. So I know exactly what Fitz said to Sophie on the Sophfitz react.

Fitz and Sophie: *turn super super super red*

Biana: Wow. I think Saph just won the Make Sophie And Fitz Blush Game.

Saph: *brushes imaginary dust of her shoulder* I know, I'm amazing.

Tam: Amazing's a bit of a stretch...

Saph: *death glare*

Keefe: Take him down!

Sophie: Wait, how did you bring us back to life then?

Saph and Dex: MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC

Saph: Yeeessss, Dexter Alvin Dizznee is my new favorite!

Fitz: Who was your favorite before?

Saph: Uh, not you.

Fitz. *looks disappointed*

Biana: Was it me?

Saph: No, but you're like...tied for second.

Biana: With who?

Keefe: I bet her favorite is me.

Saph: Was, and no, it wasn't. You're tied with Biana for second.

Linh: Well, who was it?

Saph: *mumbles* Tam.

Keefe: WHAT?!?!

Keefe: I'M SECOND TO BANGS BOY?!?!?!?!

Keefe: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!!!

Keefe: A NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!! IT'S BANGS BOY!!!!!!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!

Tam: Huh.

Biana: That's exactly what you said with Marella.

Tam: *throws up his hands* Well someone give me a script, cause I don't know what you want me to say.

Dex: Uh, more important question, how do you know my middle name?

Saph: I know everything about all of you. Or at least, everything Sophie knows about you.

Sophie: HOW?

Saph: *lights go off* *flashlight appears under her face* *cackles evilly* *holds up keeper series*

Everyone: WHAT THE—

Saph: MMMWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*lights shut off* Aww. What happened?

Everyone: *screams*

Saph: What?

Everyone: *stares at Saph like she's grown a third eye*

Saph: *looks up* *realizes she has in fact grown a third eye* Huh. How did that happen? *snaps her fingers* *eye goes away*

???: *pokes her head in randomly* Soorry. The magic is being weird.

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So, I've mentioned that I wrote these way before I got an account here, so some of my opinions have definitely changed. Tam is still first (and will always be), Biana is definitely second, but it's pretty close. Wylie is a very tight third, with Dex as a millimeter fourth and Linh tied with him. Sophie and Keefe are waaaaaaaay down there (unpopular opinion, I know, sorry Keefe fans). Marella is freaking amazing, she's probably a bit before Wylie.