KOTLC Reacts: Each other

Keefe: I HATE BANGS BOY!!!!!!

Tam: I HATE KEEFE!!!!!!!

Biana: Well that was fast.

Fitz: *hands Dex a couple lusters* You win. I honestly thought Tam would say it first.

Dex: I'll admit, they said it at almost the same time.

Sophie: Oh this'll be fun.

Saph: *cackles evilly in a corner*

Linh: ...

Saph: Okay guys, this is a special one for my friend—

Dex: You have friends?

Saph: *death glare*

Dex: *raises hands in surrender* Okay, sorry. Continue.

Saph: Anyway... *glares at Dex one more time* In this react, you'll be imitating one another, trying to mimic their personalities for about ten minutes. I'll let you pick who you want to be but there are a few rules.

Keefe: *sighs* Of course there are.

Fitz: *whispers to Dex* I'll bet you five lusters Keefe will break them in five minutes.

Dex: *also whispering* I bet ten minutes.

Fitz: Deal.

Saph: Anyway, the rules are, when you're imitating your person and you want to ask someone a question as that person, you have to go up to the real elf you want to ask. So, if I were playing Biana and Keefe was being Fitz and I wanted to ask Fitz a question as Biana, I would go the real Fitz and not Keefe. Got it?

Everyone: *nods*

Saph: Okay last thing—you are NOT allowed to break character. I repeat: NO BREAKING CHARACTER!!!

Linh: Uh, okay. But what if two people accidentally act as the same person?

Saph: We'll figure that out. All right everyone, I'll point to you and you say who you want to be. Keefe, you go first.

Keefe: Well, being Foster is going to be easy. Watch and learn my friends. *turns to Fitz, makes a pouty face and bats his eyelashes* I love you Fitzy, I'm just too shy to say it. Will you kiss me?

Fitz: *shoves Keefe* *bright red* Not true.

Sophie: *also blushing* Yeah. That's stupid, Keefe. Stop being an idiot.

Keefe: Anyway, like I said, I want a challenge, so I'm gonna be Bangs Boy!

Tam: I call Keefe!!

Dex: I'll be Fitz.

Fitz: Guess I'm imitating Dex.

Linh: Uh, I'll be Sophie, I guess. If that's okay with you?

Sophie: *shrugs* That's fine.

Biana: Well, I'm going to mimic Linh.

Sophie: Ugh, guess I'm stuck with Biana then.

Biana: Hey!

Saph: Okay, now that that's settled, you guys have to change. Sophie, Biana will lend you some of her dresses. Uh, same goes for Linh, and Sophie. Boys, you guys are pretty good, I would just change your colors.

Everyone: *goes to change*

*THIRTY MINUTES LATER*

Saph: Okay, looks good. Now, REACT!!!

Everyone: ...

Linh: *as Sophie* So...how was your day?

Keefe: *as Tam* *standing in a dark corner with his arms crossed, wearing all black* *in an overly exaggerated deep voice* I hated it.

Biana: *as Linh* *very awkwardly pats the real Tam on the shoulder* There, there, brother.

Saph: *dying trying to contain her laughter* Oh my god.

Sophie: *as Biana* Well, I just got my nails done...

Fitz: *as Dex* *in a robot voice*And I did techy nerd stuff...

Tam: *as Keefe* I pranked some poor innocent child today.

Dex: *as Fitz* *looking in a hand mirror* And I did my hair.

Saph: Oh wow, you guys are terrible at this. All right people, mingle! And every time someone breaks character, I get to shock them with my shock pen.

Dex: *as himself* Does that actually work?

Saph: *shocks him with the shock pen* Yep. NOW MINGLE!!!!!

Keefe: *as Tam* *sidles up to Biana* I love you...

Biana: *as Linh* Uh, I'm your sister, you weirdo.

Fitz: *as Dex* *in his robot voice* I am socially awkward and don't know how to talk to people... *bends over and does the robot dance*

Dex: *as Fitz* *strutting around the room, saying a word with every step* I—think—I'm—fantabulous—but—I—am—wrong—and—don't—realize—how—stupid—I—look.

Tam: *as Keefe* *a very convenient drop of water gets on his hair* *rolls on the floor and cries hysterically* MY HAIR!!!!!! IT'S RUINED!!!!!!!! HOW AM I GOING TO LIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

Sophie: *As Biana* *Fitz accidentally runs into her* Oh...my...gosh...MY NAILS! NO! I JUST GOT THEM DONE! *a single tear runs down her cheek* *whispers* Why me?

Linh: *As Sophie* Guys, we should focus. We must have teamwork. I love you all! I'm just trying to protect you!

Keefe: *as Tam* *back in his corner* *tosses his non-existent bangs* I hate everyone. I hate my life. I hate the world. I'm an emo Bangs Boy with daddy issues. *whispers* But I love you, Biana...

Tam: *as Keefe* *still on the floor* The hair is ruined, my life is over. I must go join the Neverseen because I'm a freaking idiot filled with self-pity. *jumps up and pumps his fist* TO THE NEVERSEEN TO BETRAY ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!!

Fitz: *as Dex* *in robot voice* Techy techy nerd stuff...gadgets...wires...other stuff...

Dex: *as Fitz* *sidles up to Sophie* I've not-so-secretly had a crush on you since I first saw you...I love you...I love staring into each other's eyes for hours at a time...

Saph: *snorts* You're one to talk about no-so-subtle crushes, Dex.

Dex: *glares at Saph*

Saph: Okay sorry. Continue.

Linh: *as Sophie* You are all my friends, and I only almost die multiple times and scare you half to death because I love you!

Sophie: *as Biana* *goes up to Keefe* Will you marry me Keefe?

Keefe: *as Tam* Yes, absolutely.

Sophie and Keefe: *as Biana and Tam* TO THE LOST CITIES TO GET MARRIED AT AN EXTREMELY INAPPROPRIATE AGE!!!!!!

Fitz: *as Dex* *still robot voice* Explosions...bombs...giant KABOOMS!!!!

Dex: *as Fitz* *still strutting around the room* My name is Wonderboy and I must be the best at everything. KNEEL LOWLY PEASANT!!!!!

Biana: *as Linh* *quietly* I like Fitz...

Keefe: *as Tam* *lying on the ground, staring at the ceiling* I am immensely depressed. Life is not worth living. I'm just going to lay here and die because I know I'm not good enough for the Foster Fan Club.

Saph: Okay guys, I'm going to go get a quick snack. Try not to kill each other please. I would hate to have to explain to Shannon Messenger why all of her characters are suddenly dead.

Saph: *goes to eat a bunch of Snickers and Nerds because she is magical that way* *comes back*

*HALF THE CARPET IS ON FIRE, THE COUCH IS TORN UP AND ONE OF THE CHAIRS IS TURNED OVER AND EVERYONE IS DEAD*

Saph: *to no one in particular* I feel like they did this to spite me. *waits for a response*

Saph: Okay, I think this has gone on long enough. Everyone, you can say goodbye now.

Everyone: *is still dead*

Saph: *sighs* Jeez, guys, I was gone five minutes. I guess I have to say goodbye this time. *grumbles* Why do I have to do all the work? Anyway, see you next time...assuming I can bring them back to life. BBBBYYYYYEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!