KOTLC Reacts: Cat videos

Keefe: Foster, what cat videos?

Sophie: They're videos...of cats.

Tam: *snorts* Well that cleared everything up real well.

Linh: *swats his arm* How many times do I have to tell you to be nice?

Tam: I would honestly give up at this point if I were you.

Biana: I really would. I don't think he's getting any better.

Linh: *manages to glare in a sweet way*

Saph: Anyway, today I'm going to show you guys some...cat videos!

Everyone: *crickets*

Saph: Okay, this time those are not me.

Sophie: Are we sure this is the best idea? I mean, what if—

Saph: You love them? Yeah, you're gonna love them. Gather around, little children.

Fitz: *frowning* I'm older than you are.

Saph: Hush, and get in the circle. It is Circle Time.

Keefe: Yeah, Fitzy. Come have Circle Time.

Sophie: Why do I feel like I'm back in kindergarten?

Saph: Because you are. Now, everyone stare at the magical laptop that is parental-controls-free. I will show you the wonders of CATS!!!!

Saph: *pulls up YouTube videos of cats getting stuck in boxes and grocery bags and things*

Biana: AAAAWWWWWWWWWWW

Linh: They're...so...CUTE!!!!!

Dex: Kitties!!!!

Keefe: Uh, Dexie, you okay?

Dex: *about to explode from cuteness*

Tam: I don't think so.

Sophie: *sighs* I miss Marty.

Fitz: *puts an arm around her shoulders* It's okay, Sophie. You've got us now right?

Keefe and Dex: *gags*

Tam: Anyway....

Biana: *squeals as a kitten gets stuck in a grocery bag and can't find it's way out*

Fitz: These things are so stupid. I mean, the entrance is right there!

Sophie: They're cute. They can be a bit stupid sometimes though. And lazy.

Keefe: Oh my goodness, come on. Just get out of the bag!! Go straight—no, no, not left, straight!! Oh jeez.

Linh: I want one.

Tam: No.

Linh: *puppy dog eyes* Pweaze?

Tam: No.

Keefe: Aw, come on, man. How can you say no to that face?

Tam: No.

Saph: Here you go. *hands Tam a black one and Linh a gray kitten*

Biana: No fair! I want one!

Dex: Yeah, me too!

Sophie: I've got Iggy, I'm good.

Fitz: Yeah, I don't want one of those in my room.

Biana: *Playing with her orange kitten* Well, too bad brother dear.

Tam: *sitting with his arms crossed with a cat on his head playing with his bangs* Why.

Keefe: *laughing as he plays with a calico* These things are actually kinda cute. They'd make great pranks. Can't wait to see my dad's face when I put this on his pillow.

Fitz: Okay, I'll have one just for this react. *gets a brown and white one* Hey little guy.

Sophie: You know, this one kinda looks like Marty. *holds up a disgruntled gray kitten*

Saph: You have to name them, you know.

Biana: Oh! I'll name mine Orange Fluff-ball Glitter Sparkles!

Everyone: ......

Biana: I'm just kidding, sheesh. He's gonna be called Cinnamon.

Linh: Mine's gonna be Misty.

Sophie: Marty Jr.

Fitz: He'll be Oreo. Those are really good, by the way. I had some when I was—

Everyone: Searching for Sophie, we know!

Fitz: Okay, okay. Jeez.

Tam: I'll name mine...Shadow Master.

Keefe: *snorts* Look who's all dark and gloomy today. Mine is called Splatter and there's nothing you can do about it.

Dex: Okay, then I'm naming my kitty, Sparky. *strokes an orange and brown cat*

Saph: Okay guys, you get to meet my cats. Say hello to Lao Lao and Fatty Patty Mimi.

*INSERT PICTURE OF MY CATS HERE*

Biana: Aw, they're cute.

Fitz: Okay, fine. We can keep these. On one condition—you keep yours out of my room.

Biana: Deal.

Linh: Pweaze, Tammy?

Tam: *really long sssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* Fine.

Linh: YAY!!!!!!!!

Dex: KITTY!!!!

Saph: Okay everyone, say bye and we can go play with the cats some more.

Everyone: BBBBBBYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!