KOTLC Reacts: School Cafeteria food

Sophie: *groans* Why?

Saph: Cause I'm having a bad day.

Sophie: You shouldn't take that out on us!

Saph: Too bad.

Keefe: Oh hey, food. Why are we reacting to food?

Tam: I have a very bad feeling about this.

Linh: You have a bad feeling about everything.

Tam: Yeah, and most of the time, I'm right. *glares at Keefe*

Keefe: I thought we were over this! I did what I had to!

Sophie: We are over this. *glares at Tam*

Dex: Anyway, if it's human food it's probably full of chemicals.

Saph: Oh, don't worry. You will all get your fair share of chemicals today. And preservatives.

Biana: *sarcastically* Lovely.

Linh: *turning a bit green* I'm not sure I want to do this.

Tam: *takes a step away from Linh* If you're going to throw up, do it on Saph.

Saph: Hey!

Sophie: Let's just get this over with.

Saph: *snaps her fingers and transports them to a middle school cafeteria*

Dex: *shakes his head* I have officially given up on wondering how this is possible.

Saph: *whispers* Maaaggiiicccc...

Fitz: This looks a lot like our cafeteria at Foxfire.

Biana: Let's hope the food is just as good.

Linh: *still looks nauseas* Yeah, let's hope.

Saph: Okay everyone, I'm going to give you one thing to try, and you have to do it, no matter how disgusting it looks...or is.

Biana: Wonderful. How disgusting is it going to look?

Saph: I guess you'll find out. Now, REACT!

Sophie: *looking down at her pizza that magically appeared in front of her* This isn't so bad. I've had these before actually.

Fitz: *pokes his quesadilla* I dunno. This looks...interesting.

Keefe: These look kinda good. What are they?

Saph: If I told you they were fish sticks would you eat them?

Keefe: Absolutely not.

Saph: In that case, they are definitely not fish sticks.

Tam: Why does mine look like someone threw up in a plastic bowl?

Saph: Oh, that's supposed to be stuffing.

Keefe: *snorts* Emphasis on supposed to be.

Linh: Uh oh. *turns green as she looks at her hot dog* I got meat.

Tam: *scoots away from her* That's not good. Linh, keep it together.

Biana: So did I. *pushes her burger away*

Saph: If it helps, I don't think it's really meat.

Fitz: Then, uh, what is it?

Saph: I'm not really sure.

Dex: That's disgusting. Probably a bunch of chemicals. But hey, I got a cookie.

Everyone else: WHAT?!?!? *glares at Saph*

Saph: Sorry, I ran out of food. There's only five days of the school week, ya know.

Keefe: But a cookie?

Saph: Dex is nice and gets very little support and recognition in the books.

Sophie: What books?

Saph: *grins evilly* You will see, my child. Now, eat up!

Fitz: *whispers* Am I crazy or did she just call you her child?

Sophie: You're crazy, but yes, she just said that. We all know she's a bit messed up.

Tam: *snorts* Isn't that true.

Saph: EAT!!!!

Everyone: *takes a bite of whatever food they were given except Linh and Biana*

Keefe: *trying to get his tongue as far away from his mouth as possible* Bleeeeeehhhhhhh!

Linh: *clutching her stomach* I can't eat this.

Biana: Me neither. Real meat or no.

Tam: *pokes his "stuffing"* I'm still not convinced this hasn't already been digested.

Sophie: I always kinda liked the pizza. Sorta. It's certainly better than whatever else there is.

Fitz: This tastes weird. It's like...weird.

Keefe: *sarcastically* What a way with adjectives.

Dex: Well, the cookie's kinda good, I guess. It tastes strange though.

Saph: Oh, that's the preservatives.

Dex: *spits his cookie out immediately, accidentally hitting Keefe in the face*

Keefe: DIZZNEE!! *spits a glob of chewed fish-sticks at Dex*

Biana: FOOD FIGHT!! *throws her hamburger at Fitz, who stops it with telekinesis* Not fair!

Fitz: *grinning because he thinks he's won* Perfectly fair.

Tam: Well in that case...*levitates his "stuffing", Linh's hot dog and a whole bunch of ketchup and starts throwing it at everybody*

Linh: *laughing and chucks a glob of ketchup at Tam with her mind* Take that!

Dex: *still trying to wipe fish-sticks off his face* Oh yeah? *stuffs more cookie in his mouth and spits it at Keefe, who ducks and it hits Sophie in the face* Whoops.

Sophie: *glaring at Dex* Fine. Seven can play that game. *all the food starts to float off the table*

Linh: I don't think so. *starts to fight Sophie for control*

Fitz: Nice try, Linh, but I'm on Sophie's side. *starts to help Sophie*

Tam: Too bad for you guys you don't have over three years of Exillium training. *helps Linh and they start winning, pushing the food towards Sophie and Fitz*

Keefe: Oh yeah? Well guess what Bangs Boy. It's two to three. *joins Sophie's side*

Biana: Revenge on my brother! *joins the twins*

Sophie: It's up to you, Dex!

Keefe: Foster's your best friend! Help her out!

Saph: *sees the food shaking* Guys...

Dex: *looks back and forth between the teams* Well, I'm not a fan of Wonderboy...

Fitz: I thought we got over that!

Dex: Exactly, thought. But Sophie's my best friend so... *joins Sophie's team and the "food" starts moving towards Tam, Linh and Biana*

Biana: Traitor!

Saph: Guys!

Everyone: WHAT?

Saph: I think—

*All the food explodes from the strain of the telekinesis, showering everyone in chemicals and preservatives and sauce*

Biana: *lets out a high pitched squeal*

Tam: *rubbing his ears* Jeez.

Biana: It's in my hair!

Linh: It's in mine too. *pulls a piece of "stuffing" out of her hair* Eeewwww.

Keefe: *wailing almost as loud as Biana* The Hair! It's ruined!

Tam: Put a sock in it!

Keefe: I don't even know what that means but it sounds offensive!

Sophie: *smiling and rolling her eyes*

Fitz: That's never happened before.

Dex: *accidentally smudging sauce all over his face as he tries to wipe it off * Uh, yeah it has. Sophie's first year at Foxfire, your splotching match?

Fitz: Oh yeah.

Saph: *completely school lunch free* I tried to warn you guys.

Keefe: Why aren't you covered in stuff?

Dex: Wait for it...

Saph: MMAAAGGGIIICCC...

Dex: And there it is.

Saph: Hey Dizznee, I'd rather not be covered in...preservatives.

Everyone: *shudders*

Saph: That's what I thought. Okay, I think it's time to wrap this up. So, what did you—?

Everyone: Hated it!

Saph: Now you guys all sound like Tam.

Tam: Hey!

Keefe: *snickers*

Saph: Anyway, say goodbye, and then you guys can go clean up.

Everyone except Keefe: BBBBBYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE

Keefe: *grumbling about his hair* Bye, I guess. I can't believe this is happening.

Saph: Shut it, or I'll dump the vegetables on you too.

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Is it just me or is cafeteria food sometimes really bad.  Like, really bad. The "stuffing"? I wasn't kidding, it was terrible. All this stuff was based of my middle school food and wow.