Okay, so I feel the need to point out that this one isn't very funny. But, it is how I would imagine things actually going down if Tam confessed. So. Here we go.

KOTLC Reacts: Bam Socker 2.0

Tam: *groans* Why?

Saph: Because I'm bored and need to do another one because my last one sucked.

Biana: No, you really don't.

Saph: Yes, I really do. Do you know how many fanfics I have of you guys? It's absurd. SO JUST GET TOGETHER ALREADY!!!!!!!

Biana: *avoids looking at everyone*

Tam: *tugging on his bangs* *super red* I am so uncomfortable right now.

Saph: You should only be uncomfortable if you like her...

Tam: No! I don't—I mean, she's nice and all, but—

Keefe: *wiggles eyebrows* Nice and all?

Tam: Uuuuuugggghhhhhh.........

Saph: That's how I feel every time I see you guys have a moment and YOU JUST IGNORE IT!!!!!!!

Fitz: You're smoking...

Saph: *flips hair* I know, Fitzy.

Dex: *wrinkles his nose* Ew.

Saph: Hey!

Linh: Guys, back on track.

Biana: I seriously don't see the big deal here. I mean, I like— *covers her mouth*

Keefe: *raises eyebrows* *gestures for her to continue* You like...

Sophie: Keefe, leave her alone.

Keefe: Aw, come on Foster, I want to know.

Biana: I like...I like Keefe.

Keefe: *suddenly uncomfortable* Oh.

Saph: *starts screaming incoherently and smashing things*

Everyone: ......... *inches towards the door*

Saph: I DON'T THINK SO! *snaps her finger* *door disappears*

Everyone: Darn it...

Tam: Can we just end this please? We get it, you love *makes a face* Tiana, but there is no reason to make us suffer like this. My sister had put me through enough embarrassment as it is.

Biana: Yeah, this has to be illegal somewhere. Do humans really let people kidnap and hold elves hostage?

Saph: Well...that is beside the point!

Fitz: Then what is the point?

Saph: The point, my dear Fitzroy, is the fact that YOUR SISTER AND LINH'S BROTHER NEED TO GET OVER THEMSELVES AND JUST GET TOGETHER ALREADY BEFORE I GO INSANE OR MY COMPUTER BLOWS UP FROM THE AMOUNT OF BAM IN THIS WORD DOCUMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *terrified*

Keefe: Let me just... *tries to calm Saph down*

Saph: Try and control my emotions and I swear I'll stick you in a room full of gulon farts for the next hour.

Tam: Please do.

Dex: I think we've gotten slightly off track...

Saph: Right! I have a plan, but before I do that, I need to know what you guys think of Tiana—or as I like to call it, Bam Socker.

Sophie: That's unique.

Saph: Yup. Much better than Tiana, don't you think?

Everyone but Tam and Biana: *nods*

Saph: But anyway...we'll start with direct family. Fitz, how do you feel about Bam? *holds random microphone to Fitz's face*

Fitz: *blinks* Uh...I mean, I should probably care more than I do...granted, I do care...but I mean, as long as Biana's happy, I guess that's cool.

*IMAGINARY SCOREBARD APPEARS ON THE WALL, LABELED YES AND NO*

Scoreboard: Ding! *1 point goes to yes*

Saph: YUUUSSSSS!!!!! Linh, your turn.

Linh: Uhh... *leans towards the microphone* *flinches at her loud voice* I love it. Tam deserves some happiness, and maybe Biana can take some of his salt away.

Dex and Keefe: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saph: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Linh: *confused*

Saph: Well said, Linh. Alright, Sophie.

Sophie: *shrugs* I don't really care. Whatever makes them happy, I guess.

Saph: YYYEEEAAAAAAA

Scoreboard: Ding! Ding!

Saph: *points the microphone at Dex* Your opinion?

Dex: I just want to go home.

Saph: That wasn't a no!

Scoreboard: Ding!

Saph: Alright, Keefe, what do you have to say?

Tam: *to Biana* I don't like the idea of putting our fate in his hands...

Biana: Agreed.

Saph: Well, you've already got four yesses, so you've got nothing to gain.

Keefe: No. No no no absolutely no. NO! Bangs Boy is nowhere near good enough for Biana. My answer is NO!

Scoreboard: WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Biana and Tam: OH THANK GOSH!!!

Saph: Aw, their synchronizing.

Tam and Biana: *turn bright red*

Sophie: You know, I never thought it'd be fun to watch other people go through the Blushing Game.

Keefe: Aw Foster, you're always in the Blushing Game.

Sophie: *blushes* Dang it.

Saph: KEEFOSTER!

Tam: Yeah, can we talk about that?

Saph: Hahahaha nice try. You guys are my OTP!!! And now, it's time to set the plan in motion. *cackles maniacally*

Linh: Good luck, you guys.

Tam: *mutters* This'll be fun...

Biana: You know, I'm actually scared for my life.

Dex: Well, think about it this way. If she kills you, Bam Socker can't happen.

Biana: ...Yeah, that's true.

Saph: Wow, Tam. You should be insulted. Biana would rather die than date you.

Tam: ...

Biana: I DID NOT SAY THAT!!!!!!!

Saph: Oh, so you do want to date him?

Biana: QZXDCFVYIGBUILNSDFGJKDCFVGBHNJMK

Saph: Awww, she's speechless.

Biana: OH, I AM FAR FROM SPEECHLESS

Fitz: *whispers to everyone but Biana* Yeah, this is the part where we run...

Saph: Yeah, you're probably right, Fitz. *snaps her fingers and Tam and Biana disappear*

Linh: Wait...where'd they go?

Saph: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ISOLATION CHAMBER!!!!!!!!

Dex: But...is it really an isolation chamber if they're together...?

Keefe: Wait, they're in there together? Like, alone?

Saph: Not totally alone...*snaps her fingers* *giant flat screen TV appears on the wall* Who wants to watch the latest episode of Tiana For Life?

Keefe, Dex and Fitz: *get comfy on the couch*

Linh, Sophie and Saph: *sit on the floor*

*IN THE "ISOLATION CHAMBER"*

Tam: ...

Biana: ...

Tam: ...

Biana: ...Soooo...

Tam: They're recording, aren't they?

Biana: Probably.

Tam: ...

Biana: ...

Tam: This is stupid. I mean, we've been friends for a while...ish. Sorta. But Sophie and Fitz didn't get weird like this when they had their ship react. So we shouldn't either...right?

Biana: Yeah, totally. Nothing's changed. We're still friends.

Tam: Yeah...

Biana: ...

Tam: So what if...I like...kinda...did like you? Like that? Hypothetically, of course.

Saph: *squealing and throwing popcorn confetti*

Biana: Uh...I don't know. Do you?

Tam: Uh...I don't know. Do you?

Biana: *confused* What?

Tam: *seriously considering banging his head on the wall* Never mind.

Saph: *magically creates intercom* GUYS!!!! CONFESSIONS PLEASE!!!!!

Tam: *glares, then sighs* *moves the shadows to cover the camera*

Fitz: Hey, the screen went black.

Dex: *sarcastically* Really? I didn't notice.

Keefe: Dex, can you fix it?

Dex: No. The camera's fine. But the sound's off.

Linh: Then fix the sound.

Saph: Hurry!

Dex: *makes a mental note to tell Biana he did this* Sorry. I, uh...I forgot how.

Sophie: *proud of Dex*

Saph: AQWSEDRFTGYHUJIKOLLPOKIJUHYGTFRDESWZWXECRVTBYNU MIMUNYBTVRCEFVGBHNJMKNBRGVEFCDWJBHVGFDXSEZXRDCTFVYGBUHNIJMNIHBUGVYFCTXERDCTFVYGBUHNBUGVFCDXSZSXRDCTFVYGBUHNIBUGVYFCTDXRRDCTFVYGBUHNIJHBUGVYFCTDXREDCTFVYGBUH HOW IN THE WORLD DID THE SHADOWS EVEN MESS WITH THE SOUND WHAT KINDA SHADOW LOGIC IS THIS??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dex: *thinks* Biana, you're welcome.

*MEANWHILE*

Biana: *frowns at the shadows* What did you do that for?

Tam: *rubs the back of his neck* Um...because I kinda have a confession and I don't want them to hear?

Biana: ...Oh.

Tam: *bright red* Biana...I, uh...*takes a deep breath* I like you. A lot. Like, like like, obviously, Otherwise it wouldn't really be a confession...would it? I don't know. I guess I can confess I like you as like, a friend too? But, obviously you're my friend, cause I wouldn't like like you if you weren't my friend, so...yeah.

Biana: ...Wow. That was...okay.

Tam: ...Sorry?

Biana: *laughs* Don't be sorry. *smile fades* But I do need time. I'm still getting over Keefe...is that okay?

Tam: *stares at her* Wait, like time to think...?

Biana: Yeah...

Tam: Yeah! That's-that's fine. Mhm. Yup. Take your time.

Biana: *smiles* Thanks.

Fitz: Hey, the sound's back on!

Keefe: And the picture!

Saph: *lying on the floor, staring at the ceiling and questing life* I missed it. I can't believe I missed it. This has been THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME ALIVE FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS OH MY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYY???!!!!???!?!?!

Sophie: So, can we go now?

Saph: *waving listlessly around* Yeah, sure. Whatever. Go ahead.

*DOOR APPEARS*

Everyone: *exchanges looks* Really?

Biana: *looks up at the camera* Then can you let us out?

Saph: *sssssssssiiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhh* Sure. *snaps her fingers and Biana and Tam appear* Go ahead. Bye.

Everyone: Uh...okay.

Sophie: Shouldn't we end the react first?

Everyone: *looks at Saph, who still hasn't moved*

Saph: Oh. Yeah. Say bye, everyone, so I can go sob in a corner.

Keefe: On that happy note...

Everyone: BBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm legit not even kidding, Tiana is my life support at the moment, like wow. 98% of my fanfictions have are Tiana, like no joke.