Keefe: Wat

Sophie: This scares me. One thousand what?

Saph: READS!! WE HAVE OVER ONE THOUSAND READS!!!!!!

Fitz: ....Reads?

Sophie: Now I'm really scared.

Keefe: Aw, it's okay Foster. *wraps an arm around her shoulders* Bangs Boy's scared too.

Tam: *absolutely deadpan* Terrified.

Linh: So, what exactly is this?

Saph: Uh.....how best to explain this without ruining your lives and sense of purpose....

Everyone: ...?????

Saph: It's best if I don't say, but! I do have a special surprise.

Sophie: Uh oh.

Saph: *puts a hand to her chest in mock offense* Sophie! I thought you loved me!

Tam: *mutters* I feel like we've been over this....

Saph: We have, I just don't listen.

Biana: Just tell us already!

Saph: Okay, fine. For one thousand reads, we are going to--drum roll please....

Everyone: ......

Saph: Oh that's right, you guys are mean. Hold on. *pulls out a small remote and clicks the button* *drumroll starts playing from random speakers*

Dex: What the....

Saph: THAT'S RIGHT!!!! YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN REPLACED!!!! I DON'T NEED YOUR STUPID SILENT DRUMROLLS ANYMORE!!!!

Keefe: ...Does that mean we can go?

Saph: Ha, you're funny. Anyway, for one thousand reads, I was thinking of doing.....TRUTH OR DARE!!!!

Everyone: ....

Dex: Well that's original.

Linh: This sounds like a very bad idea.

Tam: *stares at her* Are you feeling alright?

Linh: *blinks at him* Yes. Why?

Sophie: *already bright red* I agree with Linh. This is not a good idea.

Saph: Sophie, Sophie, Sophie. We've been over this. Good ideas are overrated. You think people read these for good ideas? *snorts* Telepaths.

Fitz: *raises his hand* Uh--

Saph: No, Fitz, I didn't mean you. You're alright. ANYWAY!! Here's how this is going to work. I'm going to ask each of you Truth or Dare, and you each have to pick one! If someone says "or" I swear I'll throw them off a cliff.

Tam: If Keefe says it I call dibs!

Keefe: *glare* Then I'm dragging you down with me.

Saph: Guys, cool it. We all know you both secretly wanna be besties--

Keefe and Tam: ?!?!?

Saph: So just drop the act. Oh, and bonus points if you can make Sophie blush in your answer.

Sophie: Hey!

Saph: Alright, let's start!

Biana: YES, MORE DIRT ON MY BROTHER!!

Fitz: *glares at Saph* I hate you a lot.

Saph: Love you too, Fitzy.

Biana: Okay, who's starting? I wanna get on with this.

Saph: *grinning* Whatcha so eager to find out, Biana? A possible triangle?

Biana: No! I just want gossip.

Tam: I feel like our group is gossip central, especially now that Marella's with us. She's....interesting. *shudders* She threatened my bangs.

Keefe: HA!!! BANGS BOY'S SCARED!!!!!

Tam: *rolls his eyes* Yes, Keefe. See this face? *waves his hand in front of his face* This is my scared face.

Keefe: But that's your normal face.

Tam: Exactly. Cause I don't get scared.

Everyone but Keefe: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keefe: *crosses his arms and grumbles about Bangs Boy's stupid bangs*

Saph: Okay, we got seriously off track. Anyway, who wants to go first?

Everyone: ......

Saph: Great! We'll go alphabetically then. Biana, you're up first.

Biana: *mutters* Dang.

Saph: Alright, Biana--Truth or Dare?

Biana: *chews her lip* Truth.

Saph: *grins maniacally* Do you have a crush, and if so, what's their real first name? And no whispering--it has to be completely audible to this group, including me.

Keefe: *whisles* Gotta give you props, Saph. That's a solid demand.

Saph: I make it my job to exploit loopholes. I know how to clean them up. *looks at Biana* Well?

Biana: *sighs* ....Yes, I have a crush. And....UGH, does it have to come out like this?

Saph: We could put you in another isolation chamber.

Dex: *mutters* Still not an isolation chamber if there's two people in it.

Linh: Yeah, how does that work?

Saph: *shakes her head* You guys still don't understand. These aren't about logic--and Biana, I can see you sneaking away.

Biana: *reappears* *mutters* Dang it.

Saph: Well?

Biana: *sighs again* *looks at the floor* *mumbles* Hey Tam...

Tam: Hi.

Everyone: ........

Tam: .....Wait a second....

Saph: Oh my gosh, I didn't think that actually happened in real life. That's amazing.

Tam: *turns red enough to rival Sophie* Wasn't expecting that.

Biana: At least I came out and said it. Fitz took forever to admit he loved Sophie.

Fitz and Sophie: *turn red*

Saph: And, bonus points for Biana! Next up.....hi Dex.

Dex: *groans* Do I have to?

Saph: Yes, and I have another special surprise for everyone at the end.

Everyone: NO!!!!

Sophie: I'm really starting to hate your surprises.

Saph: Well, that sounds like a personal problem. Anyway, we are nowhere near done, so....Dex, Truth or Dare?

Dex: *sighs* Dare. I've had enough truths for a lifetime.

Saph: Fair enough. Alright, Dex, I dare you to.....lick Fitz's hand.

Dex and Fitz: EW!!!!!!!

Saph: Oh yeah, did I mention that if you refuse a dare or truth you get thrown into the truth machine, which makes you say all your deepest darkest thoughts.

Everyone: .....

Saph: So Dex, I dare you to lick Fitz's hand.

Fitz: Don't I get a say in this???

Saph: Absolutely not. Dex!

Dex: *inches towards Fitz* I am really, really sorry about this.

Fitz: *holds out a hand and cringes*

Dex: *leans in and does the tiniest lick possible* *jumps back* EW WHY IS YOUR HAND SWEATY?????

Fitz: YOURS WOULD BE TOO!!

Biana: *dying of laughter*

Saph: Haha, that's great. Hey Dex, do you know what's been on that hand?

Dex: .....

Keefe: I think the real question is do you?

Saph: Jeez, of course not. What the heck? But anyway.....Speaking of Fitz....

Fitz: No. No no no absolutely not no.

Saph: Truth or dare, Fitzy? Gotta pick one.

Fitz: Nooooooo.

Saph: *sighs* Linh, get the truth machine ready will you? Let's see how Fitzy feels about a certain Sophie Foster.

Fitz: OKAY FINE!!!! TRUTH!!!

Saph: *smiles* Better. Now, Fitzroy....what's the biggest amount of trouble you've ever gotten into and what did you do, or what's the lowest grade you've ever gotten and in what class? All of Biana's rules apply.

Fitz: *sighs* A 47 on an Elementalism test....But not everyone can be amazing like Sophie.

Sophie: *turns red* DANG IT!!!

Biana: EXCUSE ME?? YOU CAN'T LET HIM OFF THAT EASILY!!!! I HAD TO CONFESS MY CRUSH AND HE GETS TO SAY A LOW GRADE???? THIS IS RIGGED!!!!

Saph: Oh, extremely. This entire thing is extremely rigged. But do I regret it? *pretends to think* Nope!! Anyway, onto Keefe. You've been awfully quiet.

Keefe: Well that's a problem. What have you guys been doing without me?

Tam: Enjoying our pace and quiet.

Saph: Keefe, truth or dare?

Keefe: Oh, dare all the way. My secrets are going to stay secrets.

Saph: *grins maniacally*

Keefe: ....Or maybe not?

Saph: KEEFE, I DARE YOU TO PICK TAM'S NOSE!!!!! *whispers* Thanks  fanfictionaddict2

Tam: KEEFE SENCEN STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

Keefe: TRUST ME, MAN, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANY MORE THAN YOU DO!!!

Saph: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Linh: ....I feel like this is going to end up with someone dead again.

Saph: No one but their dignity!!!

Sophie: Pretty sure this counts and cruel and unusual punishment.

Saph: Naaaaaahhh....It's fine. Keefe, get to it!

Tam: No, no, Sencen come any closer and I'm drop-kicking you off the nearest cliff!!!

Keefe: That would be preferable!!!

Saph: *claps* We don't have all day people!

Keefe: *inches closer with a finger out-stretched*

Tam: SENCEN!! *tries to run away* SAPH LET ME GO!!!!!

Saph: Haha, nope.

Keefe: *squeezes his eyes shut* THIS IS MAKING ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

Tam: OH, IT'S MAKING YOU UNCOMFORTABLE????? *cringes away from Keefe's finger*

Keefe: *touches Tam's nostril* EW OH MY GOSH NOPE I'M DONE I DID IT NO EW EW OH MY GOSH EEEWWWWWW!!!!!!

Saph: *lets Tam go*

Tam:*runs to the other side of the room* I AM NEVER GETTING NEAR YOU AGAIN SENCEN!!!!!!!!

Saph: *cheerfully* Well that was fun. Next up....Linh.

Linh: *quietly* Uh oh.

Saph: Linh, truth or dare?

Linh: Truth, I guess.

Saph: Okay, I'll go easy on you. Do you have a crush on Fitz? And if not, do you have a crush on Wylie?

Linh: *blushes* I, uh...I don't know how I feel about either of them, actually. But even if I liked Fitz, he likes Sophie, so it doesn't even matter, right?

Sophie: *turns red* I hate this game.

Saph: *shrugs* Fair enough. Alright, two more. Sophie? Truth or dare.

Sophie: Truth. No way am I going through something like that.

Saph: Sophie, what are your true feelings for Keefe? And I will know if you're lying.

Sophie: *permanently red* Uh....I guess he's like a brother to me--

Saph: Lying.

Sophie: I am not!!

Saph: Lying again.

Sophie: *fuming* FINE! I don't know! I don't know how I feel for Keefe.

Saph: See, how easy was that? Keefe, is she telling the truth?

Keefe: *fanning the air* Yup.

Saph: Alright!! Last one......Hey Tam.

Tam: *warningly* Stay away from me.

Saph: Aw, but Tammy--

Tam: And don't call me that.

Saph: *huffs* Fine. Truth or dare?

Tam: Truth. There is absolutely no way I am taking a dare from you.

Dex, Fitz and Keefe: Good idea.

Saph: *sighs* Very well. Truth...Oh! Tam, what's your type of girl?

Tam: *turns pink* Do I really have to answer this?

Everyone: Yes!

Tam: *mutters* Fine. Kind, I guess, and girls who don't like to be pushed around. Loyal, selfless....*looking everywhere but Biana*

Saph: Well, isn't that sweet. *cough* Bam Socker *cough* Anyway, time for my surprise. We have one extra dare, and its for a pair of people. Any ideas?

Everyone: .....

Linh: I have one...but it's for Sophie and Fitz.

Sophie and Fitz: No.

Saph: Do share, Linh, we'd love to hear it.

Linh: *to Fitz and Sophie* You guys have to let me put you in a ball of water, Fitz holding Sophie bridal style, and I have to take pictures.

Sophie and Fitz: NO!

Saph: Yes!!

Keefe: Hey, you guys can add this to your Cognate exercise list!!

Saph: What a great idea Keefe!! Alright, let's get this show on the road. Fitz, pick Sophie up. Linh, get ready. *snaps her fingers and a camera appears* *hands it to Linh* Here you go.

Linh: Thanks.

Fitz: *whispers to Sophie* I am really sorry about this. *picks her up*

Linh: Tam, can you levitate them while I do this?

Tam: *still on the other side of the room* Yup!

Sophie and Fitz: *float off the ground*

Linh: *surrounds them with water* *holds up the camera* Smile!

Sophie and Fitz: *stubbornly refuse to smile*

Linh: *takes several pictures*

Biana: These are going on your wedding slideshow, I hope you know that.

Fitz and Sophie: *turn red*

Saph: ....Hey guys?

Everyone but Sophie and Fitz: Yeah?

Saph: Uh.....Elves can't breathe underwater, can they?

Dex: No, why?

Linh: *gasps* *evaporates the water*

Sophie and Fitz: *fall to the ground* *start coughing and generally dying*

Tam: Whoops.

Saph: OKAY, FOR ONCE WE NEED ELWIN FOR ONE OF YOU GUYS!!!!! SAY BYE SO SOPHIE AND FITZ DON'T DIE TODAY!!!!!!

Everyone but Sophie and Fitz: BBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Sophie and Fitz: *still dying*

Everyone else: ELWIN!!!!!!!!!!

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YO!!! This was almost 2,000 words!!!! *huffs* That was a lot of writing, but it was worth it!! Hope you guys enjoyed this!!!

Also, thank you to K1222723 for the last dare!!!