Me: Boo! 

Everyone except Tam: *Jumps*

Me: haha

Sophie: Please don't give me a heart attack before I get killed by the Nevereseen

Me: Fair enough.

Me: Today, we will be reacting to KOTLC Ships and their theme songs!

Sophie: NONONONONONONONONONOOOO

Rest of the elves: What are ships?

Emily: *Smirks* Romantic pairings of 2 people

Sophie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me: Today... we are doing ALL THE SOPHIE SHIPS!!! BOYS BE WORRIED

All the boys: OH NO OH NO

Me: Ok, first we have... Fitzphie

Fitz: *Blushes a little*

Sophie: *Holding back tears* That... that's past me

Biana: I used to ship this.

Linh: *Pounts a little*

-Legacy spoiler-

Tam: Didn't they break up?

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Me: Yeah I'm glad I stopped shipping it when I was at... Nightfall...

Emily: Wow I gave up all hope in Exhile. 

Keefe and Dex: You are officially our friends.

Ravi: (RStar6709 randomly appears out of nowhere) EEEE KEEFEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone else except me and Emily: Who on earth are you?

Keefe and Dex: Why do you ship us?

Me and Emily: EEK Hi Ravi! And I think you should go before they fire you with questions.

Ravi: (Goes back to the moon)

(A/N: Apologies to Ravi if you didn't want to be mentioned)

Marella: I never really shipped them. She's better off with Keefe

Keefe: Ain't that true, Foster? *smirks*

Sophie: *Blushes uncontrollably*

Fitz: *Starts getting mad again-*

Biana: ANDDDDDDDDDD THERE'S THE ANGER

Tam, Linh, Me, Emily, Marella and Dex: Agreed 1000%

Me: Okay, the theme song! *Plays True Love by Dove Cameron and Jordan Fisher*

https://youtu.be/EJz9q3S78hQ

Marella: OMG AHHHHH  THIS IS SO PERFECT

*The same Legacy spoiler*

Me: Espeically 'cause they broke up

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Emily: Agreed.

Keefe: Meh it's fine

Linh: EEK the song is so so so so cute!!!

Biana: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dex: Bi are you ok?

Biana: SONG. TOO. CUTE!!!!!!!

Tam: Are you sure???

Fitz: Someone call Elwin

Sophie: *rolls eyes* Guys she's fine

Me: Exactly.

Emily: I like this song too!

Me: Great! Now it's time for the next Sophie ship, DRUMROLL PLS... SOKEEFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOKEEFE SOKEEFE SOKEEFE SOKEEFE SOKEEFE SOKEEFE
 SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dex: Amelia are you ok?

Emily: *facepalms* She is an InSaNe girl over SoKeEfE Actually, I am TOO!!!

Emily: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fitz: DOn't make me hate you

Keefe: You two can be my besties

Me and Emily: AHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE BESTIES WITH THE. KEEFE. SENCEN!!!!!!!!

Every other elf in the room: *Facepalms*

Marella: *Waves a flame over Emily's face*

Emily: HEY!

Linh: *Splashes me with cold water*

Me: LINH YOU WILL PAY!!!

Me: Ok here's the song!!! *Plays Rewrite the Stars by Zac Efron and Zendeya* EEk I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH! LilyBianaChase Does too!!!

https://youtu.be/gdjR2lvIfJ4

Biana: AHHHHH I AM DYING OF CUTENESS AGAIN

Linh: I

Marella: Love

Emily: This

Dex: Song!!!

Tam: LOVE IT

Fitz: It's terrible.

Everyone else: HOW DARE YOU? IT'S AWESOME!!!

Me: *Smirking till my mouth hurts* It ALSO confirms that Keefe. likes. SOPHIE!!! And Sophie. Likes. Him. BACK!!!! AHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEE!!!

Keefe and Sophie: *Faces are literally on fire* (Maybe due to Marella...)

Biana, Linh and Emily: EEK YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE!!!!

Fitz: HOW DARE YOU?!

Dex: *Smirks* The Fitzer is soooooo jealous.

Tam: I agree, Dex.

Me: Ok. Next ship... Dexphie...

Dex: *Holds back tears*

Sophie: *Looks really really blank and clueless*

Tam: *Clears throat* Is that really still a thing?

Me: :-( I loved it until the kiss...

Emily: Same sis. Same...

Me: Oh well. *Plays I Wish by One Direction*

https://youtu.be/GhqQi58fbsw

Dex: *Sighs* Me before you know what.

Rest of Keeper crew: *Can't relate at all*

Me: *Sigh* Now let's do... SOTAM!!!! I LOVE THIS TOO! But I prefer Sokeefe.

Sophie: This is a thing?

Tam: You know, I wouldn't mind.

Sophie: Me either. But Tam's much better off with *Cough* Biana *Cough*

Marella: *Looks really hurt and tries not to say it*

Dex: *Basically the same reaction as Marella*

Biana and Tam: *Blush really heavily*

Keefe: *Smirks* Ooh

Everyone else except me: *Continues talking* 

Marella and Dex: *Move to the corner of my room* It's okay... *Hug each other until they could feel each other's breath-*

Me: *Let's out a squeal*

Dex and Marella: *Look tomato red*

Me: *Smirks like a maniac*

Me: Okay I'll stop stalling here's the theme song! *Plays Unexpected Love by Matt Wertz* Sorry I couldn't come up with anything better this ship was just too hard

https://youtu.be/VSr76rWGJAA

Keefe: The songs okay

Everyone else: Agreed

Sophie: But this will NEVER happen in real life 

Tam: I agree.

Me: *Evilly grins* Just WAIT till you read my fanfic.

Rest of keeper crew: WhAt?

Emily: Nevermind her say bye

Everyone: Bye?

Keefe: And don't forget that I have the best hair!

Tam: NO! I DO!!!

Tam and Keefe: *Start fighting as usual*

Me: Sigh...

Comment down below who has better hair! Tam or Keefe? I'm rooting for Linh!!!